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notZaar posted:Lol you actually like man rear end you homo. i cucked your mom
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HumanDecency posted:If you were disappointed by this movie then you have weird priorities. My next thread will be "The new _____ movie exists in a theater."
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May 28, 2016 17:02
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jeff smisek posted:It was bad. sansa is the worst actor , you can see the dead in her eyes. Thanks for ruining jean bitch I was trying to block out how bad she was. Thanks, ugh.
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jeff smisek posted:It was bad. sansa is the worst actor , you can see the dead in her eyes. Thanks for ruining jean bitch I don't think anyone seemed excited to be in the movie. Only good moment in the movie was Quicksilver saving the day again at the Academy.
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May 28, 2016 18:28
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Quicksilver loving rules and he can play my atari any day :bigtran:
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etalian posted:I don't think anyone seemed excited to be in the movie. This entire movie was forced and sad. I am sad about my life
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May 28, 2016 19:04
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How the gently caress did quicksilver make Mrs Pacman go faster? That's not how anything works!
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Apeshit Sixfingers posted:How the gently caress did quicksilver make Mrs Pacman go faster? That's not how anything works!
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Was it just me or was the whole cast not too excited to be in the movie? Also Patrick Stewart and sir ian mckellen had much screen chemistry. With them you can buy that their character were once close friends who got split apart by ideological differences
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May 28, 2016 23:38
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etalian posted:Also Patrick Stewart and sir ian mckellen had much screen chemistry.
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So I didn't really like First Class, but Days of Future Past was kind of neat, and right now I'm sitting in the theatre waiting for Apocalypse to start. Trip report incoming.
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May 29, 2016 02:27
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Wait, was the spoiler that the movie would suck? Cuz... I kinda expected that. I'll watch it anyways. I can't help myself.
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Airborne Viking posted:...right now I'm sitting in the theatre waiting for Apocalypse to start. Trip report incoming. I'm so so sorry
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May 29, 2016 03:07
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Half hour in, just taking a piss. Just before it started, the actress that played storm gave a minute long speech. She talked about how awesome it was to work on the film, and how thankful she was for the audience to watch it. It seemed heavily scripted, and looked like a giant apology for what I'm about to watch.
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I too am shocked that yet another sequel in a movie franchise based on a comic book for little boys is bad.
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I bet since Olivia Munn's in it, Aaron Rodgers was probably on-set everyday "auditioning" young guys with Brian Singer.
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For gently caress's sake. Buried under the fluff is a really good movie, but there's so much needless poo poo surrounding it that if you haven't seen First Class and Days of Future Past (hell, even X3), you're going to be lost without knowing some of the lore.
Again, there REALLY was a lot of good things that worked, and it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting, but goddamn it's easy to tell that there's lots of fingers in the pot of this property now. First Class is still the worst one. edit: And Olivia Munn gave her best performance that I've ever seen, because she has only five lines of dialogue in the entire movie and was able to sell her resting-bitch-face as villainous scowling. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 06:13 on May 29, 2016 |
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jeff smisek posted:This entire movie was forced and sad. I am sad about my life I am not happy to hear this. I only trust you because of your avatar.
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So what stand does magneto's wife and daughter get?
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Nuebot posted:So what stand does magneto's wife and daughter get? i think they got wall mounts instead
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My dad said if i did all my chores this week hed take me to see the movie on the weekend. I like cylcops because he has the red lasers that shoot out of his eyes
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its no transformers 4
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lets really get to the heart of this issue though: how is the toy line?
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I like how they have a mutant whose entire power is being able to control the weather, in a film that is set primarily in a desert, and she doesn't make it snow or rain once. All she does is make it slightly windy and shoot some lightning. Also I'm glad in this film about one of the most boring and overpowered mutants in the comics, they choose to have him beaten by one of the few mutants even more boring and overpowered than him.
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Chucat posted:I like how they have a mutant whose entire power is being able to control the weather, in a film that is set primarily in a desert, and she doesn't make it snow or rain once. All she does is make it slightly windy and shoot some lightning. I like how Wolverine has claws and a metal skeleton also he can heal from anything and he says cool things like "I hope you're not too cut uped about it" when he cuts the bad guys with his claws. I think that storm is really pretty and when i growed up im gonna marry her.
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Pitdragon posted:lets really get to the heart of this issue though: how is the toy line? there is none because marvel doesn't fox getting any more money from this then they are and it would also compete with civil war merch sales if there were any
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May 29, 2016 10:53
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the only thing stopping apocalypse from waking up for millennia was a wooden board covering a hole they really went all out with the story of how he was awoken in the new age someone moved the board
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Just walked out. It was "ok" I guess the last 30 minutes was a total snore fest. Also maybe it was just me but the whole scene shot in the prison (with Colonel Stryker) - it had such an odd video quality to it. Was it filmed on an iPhone? The only thing that got me really excited while in the theatre was seeing the Independence Day trailer , that looks rad Rocks fucked around with this message at 12:18 on May 29, 2016 |
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X Men Apocalypse more like The Mummy Returns, am I right
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Can I just pretend that the MINDREALM fight is actually Bald Brain Man and Alpacalips playing the Domination Game from Never Say Never Again?
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May 29, 2016 12:44
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90s comic villains dont translate to screen very well. we'll never have a good dr doom either..
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That quicksilver scene though, just run that for 2 hours in cinemas.
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ruddiger posted:I bet since Olivia Munn's in it, Aaron Rodgers was probably on-set everyday "auditioning" young guys with Brian Singer. You're going in the wrong direction. Olivia Minn is in the movie because Rodgers and Singer know each other from paedo parties.
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I liked how the 4 Horseman basically added nothing to the movie besides being cardboard cutout video game bosses.
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etalian posted:I liked how the 4 Horseman basically added nothing to the movie besides being cardboard cutout video game bosses. Without having seen the movie, I'm picturing this as a Dark Souls-esque encounter where all the main characters spend thirty minutes rolling back and forth drinking potions and dodging while trying to avoid the world's slowest attack animations.
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New Sharif in Town posted:Can I just pretend that the MINDREALM fight is actually Bald Brain Man and Alpacalips playing the Domination Game from Never Say Never Again? Then apocalypse gets big and not even Charles's hair can compete with that, lemme tell you!
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Airborne Viking posted:Hey, the quicksilver scene was cool in the last one. Lets do a shittier version of that! gently caress you. lol u dumb
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TheHoosier posted:90s comic villains dont translate to screen very well. we'll never have a good dr doom either.. if a fantastic four movie was made in a very deliberate and realized jack kirby aesthetic you could end up with a fuckin rad dr doom but yeah that would never happen
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