2016 NCAA Coaching Carousel: UnBEARable Disgrace

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Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Does Kiffin still get paid out the rear end from USC like Coach O does?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 20:58

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:27

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Holy poo poo it happened. Les Miles fired. Cam Cameron fired.

Laine Kiffin to LSU. Tom Herman to LSU. Coach O staying at LSU. Bring it on :getin:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 21:48

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

CharlestheHammer posted:

That would be a disaster.

Which one though

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 21:52

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

What coaches are available right now for LSU?

Obviously Tom Herman but he might not leave Houston.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 22:08

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

In the end it was Les Miles' terrible time management that killed him. Let us all take a time out when by not telling our team what play to call until 5 seconds on the play clock amen

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 23:06

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

With Les gone, this mean every SEC team has changed coach since Saban went to Bama

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 23:59

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Herman's buyout is only 2.5 million. :getin:

# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 01:14

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

swickles posted:

No joke, FIU is going to be legit in a few years. The amount of money being thrown around at that school in literally every department would blow you away. I wouldn't be surprised if they do go after someone like Les Miles to grow the program.

Plus isn't FIU like one of the largest university's in the hemisphere?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 19:43

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Spintzel posted:

Plus isn't FIU like one of the largest university's in the hemisphere?

I was thinking of UCF but FIU is ranked 4th in the US in enrollment. Which is still impressive as hell

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 19:49

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Zero One posted:

Jim Harbaugh has always wanted to coach LSU.

Also... http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/florida-state-seminoles/os-fsu-jimbo-fisher-lsu-david-whitley-0928-20160927-column.html

Jimbo is just looking to use this to get a raise from a paranoid FSU

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 16:32

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Korranus posted:

Looks like Houston's trying to address that Tom Heman $2.5 million buyout before hiring season begins. From the UH board of regents:

Whoever gets to take Tom Herman can pay for that new indoor practice facility. Fair's fair.

Enjoy your LSU funded practice facility

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 21:32

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

whiteyfats posted:

Some SEC incest would be funny, but there's no school looking to hire Les, sadly.

There are plenty of schools who would LOVE to hire a coach who has won a national championship and can pretty much guarantee them a bowl game every season

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 19:04

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Yeah but we're talking about Les Miles

If Larry Coker can find a job three years after being booted from Miami, I think Les should be just fine.

Honestly I think the only way he doesn't have a job is if he just decides to take a break

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 19:27

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Purdue should hire Cam Cameron

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 21:30

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

I'm gonna suggest an Indiana man Cam Cameron who helped Indiana reach a 5 win season TWICE as head coach

Also he had a really bad record as a NFL coach for the Dolphins just like another very successful college coach

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 14:35

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Texas should get Les. He's fit in well with Austin

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 19:41

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LeeMajors posted:

So? I doubt they'd throw 8m at him. He's good but he isn't that loving good.

What's he making at FSU? What was Miles making?

Isn't Oregon floating around the idea of 10 mil to get a crazy good coach to come there?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 16:52

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

For sale: One Da Coach O

Rarely used. Near mint condition

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 19:12

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

I hope Texas does to Strong what LSU did to Les last year

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 03:58

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Lol Texas thank you for gifting us Herman

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 03:52

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LOL Joe Aleva sucks rear end. Herman to Texas lives again!

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 04:01

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Aleva just made a statement saying no one has any lead in the LSU job

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 04:02

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

big money big clit posted:

Which is pretty much exactly what you'd expect him to say while the team is still playing and when no one has been hired yet.

True. But Alleva has hosed everyone over before by letting the media run with an idea before he decides to say anything. Just like with the Les firing last year. Just like with the Duke scandal

I really hope that he's saying that and Herman really is a done deal. But he's also a terrible AD

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 04:05

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

big money big clit posted:

He's pretty lovely, yea. If he lands Herman no one will care, but if he doesn't he's probably out on his rear end.

If he does make a hire like Herman and it works out amazingly for us then I'm willing to give Alleva some kudos.both his men's and women's basketball coach hires were terrible but Herman would be Huge

I just want my bayou alma Mater to be the best in sports...

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 04:11

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Will Strong stay to coach the bowl game?

Oh wait

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 01:06

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Bingo!

And even if Orgeron is successful, it's likely gonna' be on the strength of his coordinator hires, who will undoubtedly be hammered with offers at other schools & the cycle continues.

The more I read, it becomes obvious that LSU really didn't conduct any kind of coaching search at all.

Joe Alleva is a complete idiot and inept AD. Plus he has a very punchable face

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 17:22

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Thus ends the story of PJ Fleck

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 17:37

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Do you want to be the coach of the LSU tigers? All you have to do is beat AM and then get an ice bath! Joe Alleva will then announce you as head coach. It works 100% of the time

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 17:42

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Abe Froman posted:

LSU fired its most successful coach to hire Ed loving Orgeron. LOL.

2nd most successful! We had Saban once

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 18:31

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

What's the Georgia situation looking like? I'm sure they must be furious at Smart for losing to GaTech

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 16:36

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

LLCoolJD posted:

Helfrich still had his job, last I checked. Buying him out (and his staff) and then buying out a big name coach from another school would be expensive, even with Nike money. I'm not sure that McElwain is worth it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Harambe/comments/57266b/a_tiger_bro_has_fallen_rip_mike/

Tupac ain't dead tho

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 21:22

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

2017 is going to have Lane Kiffin and Coach O as head coaches. Get hyped

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 20:00

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

I know Rhule has done nothing but good things so far but

LMAO Baylor hired a coach from Bill Cosby U

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 18:11

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Jota posted:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well maybe you guys shouldn't have embarrassed the United States on a national stage by crushing the hopes and dreams of Navy :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 21:30

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Starting to see some chatter of Helfrich to LSU as OC. That would be interesting to say the least

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 07:23

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

whiteyfats posted:

All FBS Florida teams should have to play each other every year.

Make a conference of Florida teams. Winner gets the SEC East

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 17:58

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

lol Lane Kiffin got a head coach job before Les Miles

Also yes please Canada to LSU. Imagine if we had an offense :getin:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:59

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

In actual Coaching Carousel news. Looks like Canada as OC at LSU is finalized

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 14:52

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Y'all remember when Bret Bielema said an incoming freshman player had an incredible rear end at SEC media days

https://vine.co/v/MQrWjBix72I

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 20:29

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:27

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Either Jim Harbaugh brought Goebel with them and didn't let him order food, or Harbaugh demanded the big corner booth for just him and his wife

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 21:06

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