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Can we buy Les Miles? I'm willing to try a different SEC head coach.
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MourningView posted:He's a good recruiter who caught the sec east at a really good time but isn't actually a very good coach He makes very puzzling decisions at the worst times. Like yesterday. It's 4th and not too long, deep in Michigan territory with tons of time, trailing by 28 points and you waste a time out to kick a field goal? In what way did that make any sense?
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Sep 26, 2016 03:20
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its not even the right kind of lion! He can't even animorph correctly! BOB beat top 15 teams when he had a garbage team that lost to Ohio. Come back to us BOB because clearly you are not meant for the NFL.
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Sep 26, 2016 06:10
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Regnevelc posted:
Have they ever really had a name? All I remember is that time Kyle Orton fumbled so badly that it destroyed an entire program and that Drew Brees might have been quarterback there at some point. Anything before that is mysterious.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:06
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:James Franklin most certainly saved his job last night The rest of the schedule looks winnable, really, so...a 10-2 season even with a loss to Pitt and getting ground into a fine paste by Michigan bought him a lot of time. Lose a nonsense loss to Rutgers or something and you'll piss away the Ohio State good vibes instantly.
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Oct 24, 2016 05:14
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R.D. Mangles posted:imagine having a statue in your office that could, at any moment, come alive through dark alchemy and coach a bowl game This is basically why Bill O'Brien had the Paterno statue cast into fires of US Steel's furnaces.
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Dec 6, 2016 18:59
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Proud Christian Mom posted:warehouse full of them. its the only thing thats kept the foundries going. The others were cement. You could buy them for your yard. I always thought it was stupid
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Dec 6, 2016 23:55
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Is there anyone in a semi-precarious situation that could get canned after a bowl game disaster?
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Dec 8, 2016 07:26
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DrunkPanda posted:I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club Gym shorts, basketball jersey, foam finger that says STRIPPERS #1 ?????
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Dec 14, 2016 00:50
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If you've ever thought "I want to find a place that combines with rundown shittiness of the Rust Belt with the expenses of the urban Northeast, married to New York elitism," then New Jersey might be the place for you!
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Dec 18, 2016 21:13
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Kim Jong Il posted:You know it's actually a gigantic upscale suburb for the most part like the rest of the northeast? Is there some other New Jersey because the only one I've ever seen is the lovely one that's got Newark, Jersey City, and Trenton.
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Dec 19, 2016 06:27
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I can't believe Kyle Orton fumbled so badly that Purdue lost games into the future as a result
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Dec 22, 2016 02:27
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Rutgers went to one bowl (in NEW JERSEY EVEN) in the 20th century, then took another 30 years to get a second one. That's a sign of all time garbage team.
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Dec 22, 2016 06:07
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swickles posted:I haven't done the research, but I am willing to bet the worst SEC team (Vanderbilt? Mississippi State?) has a comparable record to Rutgers over the last 50 years. Winning percentage is much better than Vandy and Kentucky and light years ahead of Indiana and Wake Forest, but their schedule before the 80s is often devoid of anyone that's not an FCS team nowadays. For example, in 1963, they went 3-6 against Princeton, Harvard, Colgate, Lehigh, UPenn, Boston (not Boston College), Lafayette, Delaware, and Columbia. That's a pretty weak schedule even by back then standards
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Dec 22, 2016 06:16
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Kim Jong Il posted:No, it's a sign that bowl expansion wasn't really a thing until relatively recently. No, that's why Rutgers has been to nine bowls since 2000 and one since before. Even Temple played two 20th century bowls. One of them was the Sugar Bowl in the 30s. Temple: literally better than Rutgers at bowl games. Wake Forest, the worst power 5 team of all time in win/loss percentage, went to five in the 20th century.
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Dec 23, 2016 00:27
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General Dog posted:You're not gonna get the fans out without handing out a few fishes and loaves Coach Jesus replied, “They do not need to come off the board. You give them something to string them along.” “We have here only seven scholarships to offer,” His recruiting coordinator answered. “Bring those markers here to me,” He said. And He erased and re-wrote names in columns on the whiteboard. Taking the seven scholarships and looking up to Heaven, He gave thanks and wrote the handwritten cards. Then He gave them to the assistant coaches, and the assistant coaches gave them to the recruits. They all texted and were satisfied, and the assistant coaches picked up twelve commits. "Greyshirts, son," He proclaimed.
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Dec 29, 2016 16:32
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C. Everett Koop posted:1: Urban Meyer Adapted to reflect twitter
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Jan 1, 2017 20:58
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What did Minnesota Coach do? All I remember was idiots doing idiot things and it made me put a lot of confidence points on Washington State (?). It's been a busy few weeks and Christmas seems like a month ago.
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Jan 3, 2017 17:58
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Ohio State and Alabama piling up successful and moderately successful head coaches to make one staff makes me uncomfortable. Maybe they'll ban football because of concussions while the rest of us still have any sort of chance.
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Jan 4, 2017 03:32
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:what counts as "for cause" when firing a coach and why isn't "did not win enough football games" (poor performance) a cause? Presumably something like this would count https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yngq9NmOnFw
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Jan 9, 2017 03:54
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Jay Paterno won't shut up and he doesn't even have a job. Coach Sons are like a higher evolution of car dealer sons.
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Jan 10, 2017 21:38
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Joey Freshwater posted:I mean technically his father managed a crisis for decades before anyone did anything about it so he might know a thing or two. His dad, successful manager and charismatic leader, did. Jay Paterno, unsuccessful assistant manager and guy that couldn't even get snaps on his dad's team, would probably leave a letter titled SECRET RAPE COVER-UP PLANS (DO NOT COPY) on the copier at the library.
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Jan 11, 2017 00:55
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Herstory Begins Now posted:6 units responded to the DUI and he ended up with a bunch of traffic violations. Two I can understand, three even makes sense if a third one happened by. Six? What GTA nonsense was he up to?
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Jan 24, 2017 01:56
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My decades of video game football and yelling at the TV have taught me that I have better clock management skill than 98 to 99 percent of all coaches.
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Apr 19, 2017 21:54
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an adult beverage posted:Eh... Mississippi or West Virginia, works for both. I believe both of them are actually ahead of Alabama. South Carolina is the worst.
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FizFashizzle posted:south carolina is not that bad South Carolina is "shoddy at best" when it comes to education. I didn't find any list that put them higher than 43rd and a couple that ranked them 50th.
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