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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Raised from the grave almost a millennium before the advent of the text-to-speech device. A drat shame.

RandomPauI posted:

Resurrect a guard and run away

Second.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Microwaves Mom posted:

UHMM ARE WE A NECROMANCER? I DONT THINK SO.

Where do you think rat-friend came from.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Someone else can have the skull, if they actually want it. If we have second thoughts at least that way we can trade back for it later maybe, but seriously. Skull acne. Ew.

Take the staff, wear the cloak, ditch the sword. Does wonders for our clavicles. Again, someone else can have the sword and tabard. Shears remain important for later, so hang on to those.

The witch is just doing some foreshadowing/backshadowing/whatever hamwork; leave her be. She could be here for her good-for-nothing grandson's undoing for all we know.

Outrail posted:

Pretty sure you can get a pass on the limb limit if you can corrupt the union and then bribe the right official. It's a round about way of doing things but it does mean you can roll around the city as a skelepide with union heavies backing you up.

Can't get the true love ending tho so not really worth it.

I remember getting the 'walk the Earth' ending; that was fun (and skelepedes feed right into it, natch). Still might as well see something different this go around.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

We're going to chat with the union guy and hand over our cash. 18:

[We didn't get poo poo for our money.]

Diiiiiiicks.

Still, terrorizing the remaining gobbos with their old beat partners might be a good way to release some frustration.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Zore posted:

... isn't the defining bit of our followers that they're all undead?

Regardless tell our followers to Bumrush the priest, if you let those filthy scabs know all they need is some two bit hack with a sigil to keep good union skeletons out you've already given up!

Obviously we're slightly too valuable to run right into a Smite, but hey if our friends get blasted we already gave them sweet new bodies! I feel like they owe us a solid here.

Fiiiiiiine. We'll be the Goblin Republic's most wanted person once the police check in, but stopping them isn't happening, so this sounds as good an idea as any.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


EvilTaytoMan posted:

Do we have any paper we can roll up? If we do, I suggest we hit over the nose with it telling him that he's been a "BAD DOG!"

Rub his nose in it.

Seriouspost: Recruit/deeper :bandwagon:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Nyaa posted:



We are hopelessly lost! Let the kobold guide us with its strong smell of faith!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Nyaa posted:

There are way too many game/movie named Cursed Mummy. It's like that's the only thing the whole world in the 80's know about Egypt. :(

Why's the mummy got to be cursed? No one ever talks about a blessed mummy or even an inert mummy. Always cursed. Every one of them. How the hell were the people who owned those bodies supposed to use them in paradise?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

I know it's a hateful stereotype but it probably relates to a perceived taboo about jostling corpses associated with powerful Egyptian gods.

Or people could just not do stuff to the dead.

I guess 'don't be a dick' is a 21st-century thing. Or later.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 17, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


SIB: Chrome and Firefox will not display images from insecure hosts on a secure page on principle - Chrome will show them broken and Firefox not at all - and a lot of goons are using the secure version of the Forums on principle. EDIT: Unless the images have already been viewed somehow else, apparently. Just a heads-up.

Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Sold.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Zore posted:

:black101: rip and tear :black101:

They don't have guts, huge or otherwise. Shame, really.

Still, we got the deboning spell, and it'd be a shame to keep all our toys on the shelf.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Figure out if the CBA preserves the solidarity and autonomy of homo calciensis, and if not ensure a revision that does; after that walk the earth.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

tbh I expected y'all to go for Aggie and the cauldron but as usual just when I had everything worked out y'all decided to go in a completely different direction.

We never did get to see the wizard in the end even if we did wind up lodging with him permanently

Hey, I pointed out walk the earth, put our weird form of immortality to good or at least selfish use, but no~~~, Chekhov's Goon wins again.

Oh well; lookin' forward to the next one.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Outrail posted:

Yes! An unsatisfying yet livable existence, just what the union wanted.

What did you have planned before we ruined it all with socialist blindness?

You and your mockery of an ideology will be the end of any Bilgeton worth unliving in.

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