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I know the [Religious Icon] and [Vat of Grease] both open up some options fairly early on, but that's about all I can remember at this point. Maybe go with the [Fortified Milk Jug]? Always useful- especially since we're Decrepit!
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Also lets >go to Monteion! 
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May 27, 2016 11:30
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No I thought it was "You never do anything right" but I'm pretty sure that was the Bastard Elf's stepdad.
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May 27, 2016 21:18
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> Shuffle Past and Avoid Eye Contact. Smile and wave if you have to. Most people tend to ignore a skeleton worker that's clearly on the job.
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The Bear Arms are great when paired up but obviously we need a Handy arm, so I say we should: > Trip a passing elf and maybe get the bastard's weapon in the process!
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May 29, 2016 01:30
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I want a bastard aelf's bastard sword!!! I'm pretty sure a band of Elves (innate animal communion hippie powers) could take down (or calm down) an enraged bear in the woods with no problem, which is why we need to subtly take down one of the elves from our barrel-y hidey hole if we're to stand a chance of getting through this undiscovered. Sorry for all the conjecture - I forget how rote the fantasy laws are in the two-fisted fantasies. But the real question is: Does a Zombie Bear poo poo in the woods?
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May 29, 2016 22:17
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MERCY!!! Honestly, who could blame you???  Instinct can be a cruel mistress. Maybe you can help them out?
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May 30, 2016 00:46
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  Who sez skeletons have to kill? We're technically a "priest" remember??? 
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May 30, 2016 01:26
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May 30, 2016 01:29
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Offer to let the man pet your nice rat.
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May 30, 2016 01:36
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> Put [?Divine? Spark] into Rat Friend and fling at nearest body. DEFEND your immaculate smile! failing that, > Put [?Divine? Spark] into Left Usual Arm and fling at nearest body. FLEE lich the bony dickens! Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 08:14 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 08:12
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Obscil posted:Loot both hippandros, but then loot only one of the guards. Also, replace our original body parts. Resurrect the last guard as a skeleton. Agreed: > HARVEST both Hippandros in order to get and "equip" the two Hippandro Hoofs > HARVEST the first Human body for a Sword Arm and a Tabard (leave the worthless sword behind), equipping both. > RESURRECT the second Human body into your first undead minion Skeleton Sentry. Let's give him a name. Keep the rat. We're not gonna eat Mr. Whiskers just like that?!?
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May 30, 2016 21:11
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Yeah stock up on the two Sword Arms and two Hippandro Hoofs and just book it to Bilgeton on your fine new equine gams without any shambling zombies to slow you down.
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May 30, 2016 22:38
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That's clearly a Necromancer (with a gang of skeletal ragamuffins), or as you like to call them in the Guild- MANAGERS!!! Don't let him spot you or he'll use his undead-controlling magics to enslave you to his bidding!
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May 31, 2016 02:51
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Also if we're going to be Rambo Running this we gotta: Eat Ratbro - Grab the Spear for 1st Round(s) Combat Keep the Shears for after throwing Spear 
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May 31, 2016 02:59
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Riddle Answer (if we're cheating, obviously): Peg-Leg Pinny the Hellraiser Merchant  (one thousand pin-heads)
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Jun 2, 2016 05:59
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I'm imagining Frozen but everyone's a skeleton in rotten rags with no vocal cords and the snowman demon is dead. It's pretty good!
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Guys - seriously what's our game plan? > Take Kevin's Skull as Item (it's been TEAKETTLED it BELONGS in the Guild's Museum!!!) > Equip Staff & toss the other weapons > Don Robe (and wizard hat if available) > Bone the Witch
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Alternatively: > Offer CAT a piece of Kevin > DON'T SUFFER the Witch's two-tongued tongue-wagging (ignore her)
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i thought "burn the house down" was the obvious choice here but i forgot where i was for a second If we're doing the Conan the Barbarian encounter later we have to do what he does to witches: Bone then Burn the Witch in her own oven! (sorry witch  )
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There are a lot of union bylaws that just don't get upheld out in the Dark Forests near Bilgeton. :smdh:
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There is more than one way to skin a cat; similarly, there is more than one way to bone a witch. Just make sure it's compliant.
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I Greyhound posted:Only if she turns into a cat as you're boning her. Same thing with the cat throw it in the fire if it turns into a witch while you're engaged. Ah, yes, the ol' cat-witch in the fire trick. Wife never suspects a thing~   
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Poland Spring posted:Question: Does this hut's chicken legs go all the way up It wouldn't yurt you to find out!? Also mind you we're a female skeleton (in beginner lichlord mode) - in need of some bone-oiling TLC from an old lover.  Wait~! Where was she while you were off obliviously trimming the podunk parish's hedges???
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Nyaa posted:Pick whatever that will lead to Goblin King's magnificent codpiece Hogge Wild posted:carry her cauldron > Search Witches' Crypt for Family Jewels
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Hot Holy drat Court of the Crimson King just came on my megashuffle. Right I forgot we were gonna > burn the witch in the first place. Have we fallen in love?
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I Greyhound posted:Maybe you should bust out your Dance Magic Dance to win her over? Or do you have to learn that from Jaryth and then double back to the witch hut? Unfortunately decrepit skeletons aren't capable of shimmying nearly as well as their more able-jointed brethren. No magic dancing for us yet. What a terrific boner we've committed! 
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COME ON GUYS are we a lichlord or a bitchlord?! > Burn the Witch (with a super-sick dis)
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Aggie's crypt is somewhere to the south of the tower, a few days' walk away, and going directly there will mean ditching your union droogs and bypassing bilgeton altogether. I should have posted the map that came with this but it's been systematically ripped out of every copy of the book in existence for reasons I don't fathom. To be fair, skeletons have no need for maps.
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vortmax posted:Let's liberate some Pixie skeletons. I don't think I ever got to this part but I definitely remember reading through the minion cards. If your resurrect these guys you can launch them like hefty hallucinogenic lawn darts.
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I dont know posted:To the goblin infested hills. I'm pretty sure the codpiece is a key magic item. From what little I remember from my older brother's stories about playing this, it requires some lucky rolls to get, but is worth the risk. I remember he said how glad he was that he had it when he reached the DracoMummy. It also significantly improves our virility, whatever that means. We are in no way ready for the LABYRINTH module, guys. Goblin Route means Goblin King and I'm pretty sure that's like a whole separate thing in and of itself.... right?
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Can we stock up on pixie minions real quick to chuck 'em at the goblins when their king appears? That's the only way I think we could currently even stand a chance to win a fight with the Thin White Duke on our first try without losing and then being sucked into a whole bunch of fetch quests inside the Labyrinth (repairing walls fitted to non-euclidean geometries, no less!). We're still trying to get to the Warlock's Tower, mind you~!
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:maybe don't pick a fight with david bowie when you see him? everything he's done he's done for you after all Psh yeah right like the Goblin King would part with his signature codpiece so easi- oh god I forgot about all the romance subplots somehow getting shoehorned into this book... Goblin Route
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Oh My God CACO-NUT CACO-NUT CACO-NUUUUUUUUuuttttttt~ Harvest everything.
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If we harvest everything we automatically win the first round and deal 5 damage. Kick their nerdy faces in with the Dust Digits as Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Who What Now posted:Not quite. We still have to roll over their base Espirit score, we only stop our opponents from rolling any d6s for having Hands. And if we win, we don't deal five damage, we just make a free attack using a bonus 5 Espirit. You're so right and yet I just got so excited by that dang CacoNut-!
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I dont know posted:Lets ask the demons we raise what happened. If this could work then wouldn't we just watch them get into a full-on fight all over again? This is why you don't go to an old battlefield to raise skeletons for company! 
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FoolyCharged posted:Assist the strike, but be careful not to cross the picket lines. > Spearhead pincer attack with minions to assist SKU forces
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Sneak around so as to > Charge in from high ground and > Strike a dashing pose upon entry to battle. wait no- FoolyCharged posted:be careful not to cross the picket lines. We must cross the PHYSICAL picket line, yes, but we shall never cross the picket line of the SOUL.. At least until this entire encounter is resolved 
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poisonpill posted:We should hang back and send our minions across the picket lines, then "heroically" saunter up and kill them for scabs. We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just > Hail SKU Members and > Provide Freelance Ranged Support *going by the lore on the cards Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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