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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Who What Now posted:

Skull - Replaced

Staff - Equipped

Robe - Thrown in the fire
, because it is the garb of the oppressor.

And go rattle at the Old Lady.
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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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The cat might be able to talk, we should greet it.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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jmzero posted:

Surely we're going to fail at this unless we have some sort of trinket to give her or something?
All we need is our sexy bone hip.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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I can't believe we are really going to rattle the witch.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We made the right choice.

Does that mean we have two boner?

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Pick whatever that will lead to Goblin King's magnificent codpiece

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Yes to fetch

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Unfortunately decrepit skeletons aren't capable of shimmying nearly as well as their more able-jointed brethren.
But they aren't capable of barrel roll!

Edit: I think the decrepit is a secret starter equipment that let us auto succeed a lot of things for keeping it.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We got a barrel to hide, so dumb Goblin

Good god did a dog tear through this book in the past? And is that blood on your page? :eek:

It makes everything legit ancient as hell and I love it!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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I like going sideway. :colbert:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Outrail posted:

Pretty sure if we give the goblin King a potion of ehem 'enhancement' he wouldn't need the padded codpiece and will give it to us without a fight.
But we could own that codpiece AND drink that enchantment! No witch can resist this level of cod.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Coco-nut

Now we have nut.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Can we become a monsterous corporate overlord who goes against the union?

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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A strike? JOIN THE STRIKE! FOR THE UNION! :roboluv:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We need the manpower, raise all

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Did we get the special bonus thing for raising 5 times?

Break's over, FOR THE UNION!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Unless we or our magic minion can cast Turn Kobald, I say we Throw him a bone

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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"Good, you can join them".

Half choke him to complete a whole chokening

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We must go deeper

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Outrail posted:

Are we actually carrying around our character sheet?
You don't carry around your own statsheet?

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We are hopelessly lost! Let the kobold guide us with its strong smell of faith!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Play my favorite CYOA game for old time sake

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Wasn't it like a super short trial run of that Egyptian CYOA that he made?
Was it the one about a mummy?

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Ah yes, if i recall correctly The Cursed Mummy was quite an innovative game for its time. You get to chose your starting Egyption patron god, the type of curse you can inflict on the tomb raider... Or did i confuse it with another game where a guy trying to cure the curse? Either way, the amount of bandages customization are fantastic!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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There are way too many game/movie named Cursed Mummy. It's like that's the only thing the whole world in the 80's know about Egypt. :(

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Monkey Paw and stay union

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Kilo147 posted:

Indiana Jones staked the mummy in the crotch and killed him by destroying his scarab.
They don't call it Family Jewel for nothing. :v:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Help Hardmod, lose staff

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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EXPAND

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Stay strong comrade.

Hail Boner!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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133

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Install Hardmod. Show Big Bill who is the difficult one!

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Now that both hard heads are chilled down, ditch them and go drink with the cool centralist union buddies.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Outrail posted:

We'll end up wearing her like the creepiest latex suit ever.
But we need that for the princess ending.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Oh bummer. I suppose we will go for the Union Queen ending instead. :derptiel:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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I say we be creeply pleasant to the witch.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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Keep going the wrong way and avoid the tower just to piss her off. :colbert:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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We are an union member.

We expect to get pay for our work.

If someone wants us to do something like "go to the tower'", then they better pay us something because we don't work for free. It's against our intrinsic sense and it is against the law. :colbert:

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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
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[CYOA] Let's not visit - the wizard of warlock tower.

GG.

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