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Yesss let the hate flow through you.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 20:01 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:30 |
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tithin posted:And gets absolutely hosed by a bunch of reporters on why that's a bad idea. And gets really uncomfortable when asked why it was fine for investigations into LNP members be left to the police and not this one. Reverts to the soundbite he was given but can't get off the merry go round. Hilarity ensues. This is the alternate Attorney General who doesn't believe in separation of powers.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 23:54 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Taht was great hope they dont lose their job now Are you kidding, they should be swapped with the dickheads in Canberra: can you imagine the improvement in election reporting?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 00:47 |
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I'll just leave this here, shall I?reptilian overlord unmasked posted:Would the last liberal in the Liberal Party please turn off the lights?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 02:02 |
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It was:what, me shill for votes? Never! posted:The wise heads among traditional Liberal supporters know they can safely send the party a message by voting 1 for a party such as the Liberal Democrats and 2 for the Coalition. Such a vote will either elect a market-oriented minor party candidate who can hold the government to account and help it cut spending and balance the budget — or it will elect a Coalition candidate. Such voting will in no way contribute to the formation of a Labor Government, or a Senate crossbench populated by the Greens. that made me
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 02:22 |
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The safety word is "schmackos".
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 14:16 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:The ball gag makes this darker than you probably intended (I hope). Way to douse my comedy flamethrower, dude Also gently caress LaTrobe Uni, suspended Roz Ward after racists complained about her Facebook post.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 15:29 |
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A quick effortpost on the campaign and some of the commentary: Speaking of hopeless causes like the Dems, Dee Madigan guested on the most recent Double Disillusionists podcast and wanted a nice centrist party like the Dems back not like those hysterical lefty Greens. Yes, she's a Labor voter. The DD's dont think Labor can get in either, but if the current distress of David Cameron is anything to go by, it might just be the best election to lose right now. Until the LNP/IPA's ideas are run into the ground so that even the most thick marginal seat voter can see they've got no clue, I do fail to see how they're going to learn otherwise. It's the death of the ideology that's needed, whoever tries to put the best face on it as PM. Back to the DDs who think that Turnbull has done so little it's hard to find ways to pin him to LNP mistakes, although I would have thought rubber-stamping everything Abbott's done plus a lovely Budget would be enough, but apparently not. If we have a lame minority government who can't pass legislation through a hostile Senate, surely that's good enough. What are they going to do, keep having DDs until they get one they like? On the other hand, one of the issues I have with the podcast is how they tend to echo the CPG narrative on things, even if they interpret events in a different way, and the CPG is firmly of the belief that it'll all turn around for Mal, because he hasn't been losing enough, and because Shorten can't win enough. If you want true cynicism, check out Two Grumpy Hacks who clearly have so little faith in the process they're just amused by the inevitable stuff ups. I think it's a bit early to be certain of the result, but I do think that the LNP will be damaged by this election. By "damaged" I don't just mean hopefully the end of Pyne's and Joyce's careers, but also the certainty of their polling in the areas they've clearly been taking for granted, and that they're still taking for granted. I expect ALP to retain its Victorian seats: they've totally misread our state, and their boots on the ground are hopeless, a fact I'm sure will be relayed to Michael Kroger in no small detail. Maybe Qld is a bridge too far for the ALP, but NSW and WA (lets assume SA is gone too) might be a shock for the LNP. Losing country NSW seats would be the danger sign, WA might be more of a parochial loss.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:37 |
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Frogmanv2 posted:He is usually ok, but as was said before, anything related to gender, just put it in the bin. I'm not sure he's all that good on Marx either, but I'm no expert. He's right in one thing: the dominant economic themes in current politics are quite besides the point, a discussion between the haves about "how much have" they should get instead of addressing the have-nots who only matter at election time and can be dispensed with otherwise. Globalism is such that governments seem powerless, and unless globalism enforces a better duty of care, there won't be any. Tokamak posted:What a strange article by Rundle. A mess and confusion of ideas where I'm left unsure as to the purpose of the article. That's a normal response to Grundle. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Jun 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 12:19 |
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Very Pythonesque, that line. That's why it seems he has a rather undergrad take on Marxism. If you're taking "doctrine of liberation" seriously you've already lost the plot.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 12:28 |
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fliptophead posted:I chose not to bother with arguing the point...but this is obviously something that's doing the rounds. Yeah the juxtaposition of that narrative and fact is typically bizarre political behaviour from the ALP. Positioning yourself as "not as lefty as THEM" doesn't really serve your own cause that well, nor as it is plain, explain how those in power actually change things if they are not Green. It's a bit of a meltdown.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 13:02 |
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First world, first world problems! I bet Julio the pool guy is really booked out this week.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 03:36 |
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wombat74 posted:Here's another view of the house with the collapsed swimming pool... Really explanatory picture here. I had a passionate geography teacher in my late-70's high-school, so we learnt a lot about the geomorphology of beaches, took trips to Surfers and the northern beaches to learn precisely these issues. Saw the useless rock walls, etc, learnt about the prevailing wind/currents, the use of the sandbar, and the ecology of the beach from the waters edge back into the hinterland. What hasn't been pointed out by learned wombat74, is look where the buildings are. Right on the first dune. Guess what keeps the beach from collapsing? Yup. Guess what mistake has been made right the way up to Surfers? Yup. The first dune is part of the beach's integrity, it's not just the sand it's the vegetation that holds it together and protects it against being disrupted. If it's compromised and you get king/storm tides like this, you get that, every time. You've essentially made a line between the dune and the beach and the beach goes with the wind/waves and takes a swipe out of the dune as it goes. Notice to the north of the picture where the dune is more intact, and there's still beach? Never build on the first dune. On some beaches north of Brisbane and even down here in Victoria, they fence off the first dune to stop people destroying it with random paths. You can't plan for king/storm tides. They'll happen randomly every 30-40 years, maybe sooner. You can only avoid loving up the beach in the first place, or learn this expensive lesson.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 21:17 |
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gay picnic defence posted:Mate I don't think you understand how much the first dune real estate it worth. Besides, what if it blocks the ocean views if we just build apartments behind it? You gotta think about the bigger picture here. That was precisely the Gold Coast developers argument before they did a quick getaway with the cash. See also every coastal developer ever. This led to the godawful canals once the beachfront had been hosed up.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 23:07 |
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Yeah because they're muddy and stagnant hahaha. Also, I'm imagining the insurers argument about the damage and trying not to choke on my coffee for laughing.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 23:10 |
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wombat74 posted:The only positive I'm taking from this whole shitstorm is remembering, after 20 years, how much I enjoyed the environmental science aspects of my Geology degree and a germ of an idea of going back to do an Enviro Science degree forming in the back of my head I absolutely loved the environmental geography at school but it was a shock to realize just how dumb our infrastructure is, how thoughtless and wasteful and fruitless. Events like this expose all those intersection of failure, from the careless developer to the heedless planner, all the way down to the foolish buyer who's not going to get paid out for a house that has to be knocked down to save what's left of that dune. Not to mention the government which immediately washes its hands and zooms away rapidly at any suggestion of assistance.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:46 |
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iajanus posted:Used to be? When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a canal on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest canal in all of the Gold Coast!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:57 |
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We've know the Young Liberals were a toxic bunch of kiddies for years, but if this is an accurate picture, it's beginning to scare even the grownups, so imagine how poo poo they'll be as politicians. I hope Cleverman is as divisive as possible. edit: on another subject, can anyone remember the last time a government employed a small-target strategy during an election? I suppose you could call Abbott's strategy small-targetish, but Turnbull's seems something new, he's not debating, seems to be in a race to see who actually launches their platform last (and remember, the taxpayer is paying for everything up to that point!), and beginning to retreat from saying anything that could be a PR gotcha. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jun 7, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 19:16 |
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Are George has done a Sophie:quote:The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has referred a complaint about federal MP George Christensen to the Australian Federal Police (AFP). drat, the competition for dumb fucker this election is hot!
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 02:28 |
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Tommofork posted:Ha ha ha bushy eyebrows ha ha ha In the hands of a comedy master like Tony Martin, Howard was good for years of material. But Howard was around for years to be made fun of too. With this generation of politicians it takes ages before any distinguishing features come out at all, we have to wait for their 2nd or 3rd scandals to really get going. Brayds2006 posted:I don't know, I think Mad as Hell does a great job with what they've been given, even if it is approached with a more surreal slant than the Chaser. It might be that Social Media has ruined our expectations. Jokes about politics are a dime a dozen on Twitter. Waiting up to a week for one of these shows to air in this current landscape takes away from that experience I think. It's hard to make a one-liner stick out a week after the fact, but also this is a really long election and gaffes which might have been critical are being smoothed out by time, although the cumulative effect might be as lethal. I suspect the good jokes will be closer to the date when you can cascade a whole series of soundbites and events into something much harder to laugh off.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:30 |
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The shovel's political filter has made the ABC election page so much better todayquote:Pie eating contest 2016: Richy McRichface talks Cory Bernardi's wish to marry a dog, growth, Hillary Clinton on 7.30
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 01:37 |
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"nobody warned me" because the risk was so obvious to people with a braincell they just assumed your greed overcame your limited capacity to forecast possible events. Greenies my rear end.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 02:39 |
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The Oz is going Xenophon for slumlord offencesDon't loving read the Arsetralian posted:Nick Xenophon appears to have been caught out denying he or his family had unwittingly become slumlords in a unit block blighted by illegal overcrowding. Haw. Only in writing. Then not writing at all. Notice the paranoia in the bolded bits, they're so transparent.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 02:52 |
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hooman posted:I think that "HA-HA"-ing at people who bought houses on the beach for extremely high prices with no awareness about the dangers of included is a bit gross in this thread. The responsibility lies with the council for allowing that land to be developed in the first place and not instituting a buyback and or restoration scheme and the developers who built on the land without sufficient protection. Yeah the guy is a rich idiot, but the only things I know about beach management, coastal erosion and king tides are things I've learned from people in this thread. And I learnt those things in high school, so unless this rich idiot and his friends are all poorly educated, I fail to see how they could not have done a smidgeon of diligence when buying a house on a loving beach. You know, beaches, where those waves come from. Councils never do anything like your suggestion until its too late and then it becomes a NIMBY shitfight (see: Byron Bay councils for the last 30 years), although I agree some sort of Australia-wide code should be developed but hahaha that will never happen. Once the money pours in, government from council up just rolls over. Developers say, we just sold the land, its not our responsibility, councils say people want to build there, and wouldn't accept a zoning plan preserving the first dune, its not our responsibility, and now the owner of a condemned wreck cries foul. Sometimes its just a tragedy of the commons, and without federal support, no council can hold off developers and greedy state politicians for long. But: buying a house is not a small thing, you know. You have to take some responsibility for your decisions, and if not for choosing a house, then what the gently caress else can someone with more money than sense get away with? Too late to blame the council now, too late to blame everyone else, and the problem gets handed on to the next generation, and I'm betting they'll do gently caress all as well.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 04:05 |
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hooman posted:Councils and the states failing to protect people through political cowardice and being compromised by capital still doesn't really make victim blaming ok. Like I said, I think this should be legislated and managed nation-wide but it isn't going to happen because the Feds don't want the responsibility let alone the work to set it up and administer it. And yeah, I do blame falling educational standards if this kind of thing is no longer taught in schools since my time, because jesus most of us live on the coast, its not a small issue for many Australians. But no, I'm not going to sympathise with Joe Q Rich Guy Who Doesn't Research, sorry. He had so many options, there is no excuse for stupidity and after-the-fact demands to have it fixed up. He just doesn't get a pass for this. If he had unknowingly bought in on a radioactive dump or a dodgy landfill redevelopment, then I could excuse those facts being actively hidden from him, but this is stuff you can research: there's news from the UK and the US every year of houses being washed away by storm tides. He'd have to have been living under a loving rock to ignore those hints. His cries of ignorance won't pass muster in court without a genius barrister, seriously. It's not a coincidence that insurers refuse to insure against actions of the sea, go look that up.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 07:19 |
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hooman posted:But why would it cost anything to insure against flooding in alice springs? Because it actually happens? It's on the flood plain of the Todd River.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 09:31 |
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Recoome posted:What? TONY ABBOT is evolving! He's super DEFECTIVE!
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 11:15 |
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Recoome posted:This is also why rehabilitation/education/support in prison is a cool and good thing because we want to break this cycle of disenfranchisement. That's why it's poo poo when we cut support programs inside prisons because we are being "too soft on crime". It's also to do with the crazy societal ethics we seem to have where the further up the rich/white scale you are, the less responsible you have to be, hence the victim-blaming of the LNP on poor/not-so-white. If rich = automatically good, then there's already a bias. And you can't be "tough on crime" as a politician and punish members of your own social class, can you. On the other hand, witness the difficulty NT "justice" has had with integrating some tribal law into the system so that young offenders can be policed by their tribe rather than the throw-away-the-key system. But this offends racist whites, so they fight back. Recently they built a lovely new jail in the middle of nowhere, so far away that it makes it difficult for family visits. And the government refused to make transport available. NT does tend to be rather obvious in these ways, but it's the same but more subtle in the rest of the country. Options? Don't make me laugh, there's been plenty of options for decades.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 02:01 |
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wombat74 posted:Big story out of Victoria that could have federal ramifications - Jane Garrett has resigned as Emergency Services minister over the CFA/UFU stoush. The Herald Scum is going to have a field day over this Bad luck, we're heading into a weekend, and it could bugger up plans for the new week's narratives. And since it's a State issue it'll fizzle nationally. Dan might have made a strategic error though, this gives Garrett ammo for the future. Expect the issue to blow up during the summer.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 04:17 |
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I think it's more a case that both majors have been concerned with their base because of perceived threat from minor/independents for a long time and the results over a long campaign are rather showing up what a bleak strategy that is, particularly when you've got zero to sell like Tithin says. They're too entrenched in having painted themselves into rhetorical corners by their idiotic posturing on various issues and hoping that doubt will work in their favour. If you can take anything from the polls, it's that a large group of voters refuse to tell us what they're thinking because they're impressed by neither majors messaging and aren't prepared to commit to anything beyond maybe sorting out minor party preferencing. Maybe a factor will be that the taxpayer has effectively paid all federal politicians for doing absolutely nothing for months while they lie to us about what they might and might not do. And give the huge size of the Senate voting sheet this election, it's going to be mayhem despite the changes. I know there's been a lot of hooha over the ballots for ticket positions, noone knows, not even Antony Green, how that will pan out.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 04:58 |
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I WANNA BE A TWINK posted:There are still a large number of people in Australia who still think Howard is PM. It's possible, I'm not convinced by the evidence so far. And further to that are the new changes which complicate the issue further. Wait till after the election before confident predictions.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 06:20 |
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Dun dun dunnnntithin posted:You can strip out everything else he said past the opening statement. And just to underline that, Labor is preferencing Libs over Nats which is a quid pro quo for the Greens preferencing. So much for the Coalition when Libs are threatened, hey. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jun 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 05:20 |
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I'm wondering when we'll start getting those mailbox stuffers from the ALP and the Libs, maybe this week if the Greens have already started.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 09:43 |
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What is it with the homophobes hiding behind racist terrorism scaremongering these days? Almost as if the victims don't matter as much as the important message about scary brown people!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 10:52 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Ahahaha, a gun fetishist who hasn't heard of DC vs Heller, you really are an ignorant fuckwit. Apparently AR-15's were illegal in the US between 1994 and 2004 but that's when the ban lapsed. I'm thinking that might change soon.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 13:45 |
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:It's also not the same as, "no they weren't." 538's podcast mentioned this fact, there was a ban on AR-15 domestic sales for that period, but it was a sunset clause and not renewed. Cue predictable squeals from gun nuts when it's suggested to renew the ban more permanently.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 16:18 |
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Milky Moor posted:turn your monitor on *snerk* you win the internets
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 14:26 |
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Bendigo Reps ballot order, unusually high female to male ratio this time: 1 Andy Madison, Nats 2 Rosemary Flasher, Greens 3 Sandra Caddy, Rise Up Australia 4 Lisa Chesters, ALP (incumbent) 5 Megan Purcell, Liberal 6 Ruth Parramore, Animal Justice Party 7 Anita Donlon, Independent (former Palmer United Party) 8 Alan Howard, Family First Howard is particularly charming, but it's fierce competition with AJP and RUAP. Got my LNP htv in the mail, of course they want Howard 3rd ugh.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 09:03 |
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Recoome posted:So basically Perth is a gigantic racist shithole where duders can be openly racist and belligerent and noottthhhiiing happens, it's amazing. I mean the only other place where I'm aware this might be possible is like Bendigo or Melton. They had to bus people into Bendigo for the stupid UPF thing here, and it got a great deal of attention and counter-protesting. The only local protesters are a couple of insane people who are butthurt they can't influence anything and settle for loud whining to the Herald Sun who is only too happy to whip up idiotic headlines. I predict there'll be another shitshow as the next stage of the mosque proceeds now that the pointless objections have been thrown out, but shitshows are good because they can't be hidden and they have the opposite effect to their intention.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 14:57 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:30 |
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Australia is a me-too country in many ways, particularly socially, but I think our population is too small and spread-out to really ever get properly organized like a UKIP or a British National Party. A lot of it is trying to create a nationalist sense where there isn't one, and we always have this xenophobic streak precisely because we really don't have that core identity to begin with. But we're slavish followers of fashion so it's got to look like a right-wing anti-immigration bandwagon, and foster dreams of an Ausexit from obligations we wish we hadn't signed so we can be as awful as Americans.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 15:21 |