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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774307


Fans disappointed that Bisping still remains intact after fighting Anderson Silva are in for a big month. Not a whole lot else going on this month though so just stay loose until UFC 200 next month.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Stipe Miocic

https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/680138693294739456
Light Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/733520690976980992
Interim Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones

https://twitter.com/LukeRockhold/status/732982425425338368
Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold

https://twitter.com/Ruthless_RL/status/523222511677603840
Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler

https://twitter.com/RdosAnjosMMA/status/720619358355984384
Lightweight Champion Rafael dos Anjos

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/736690184545148929
Featherweight Champion "Notorious" Conor McGregor

https://twitter.com/DominickCruz/status/571671953108537344
Bantamweight Champion Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz

https://twitter.com/MightyMouseUFC/status/734845201353605120
Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion Miesha "Cupcake" Tate

https://twitter.com/joannamma/status/735529450637516801
Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Upcoming Events:
UFC 199 - June 4
UFC Fight Night - June 18

Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting
USADA/UFC Drug Testing statistics

mewse posted:

If MMA can land a proper new york venue I will eat a hat

DumbWhiteGuy fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jun 12, 2016

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
You know, I accidentally left the thread tag as poo poo Post but this month might be that bad so whatever

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lmao that DJ picture owns

RE the DC instagram post at the end of the last thread, isn't that Jones face from the Gus fight? That just makes it even sadder

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Michael Bisping is going to lose on the biggest stage, and Matt Hamill will finally feel like he can stop swinging and live life.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I wish the UFC would use Dan Hardy more. He's a knowledgeable guy and is a good speaker.

http://i.imgur.com/ukGdOCI.gifv

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Bisping to become the most called out champion in the history of the sport.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Repostin'

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Thank you for not subjecting me to a Miesha Tate tweet

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Ewar Woowar posted:

I wish the UFC would use Dan Hardy more. He's a knowledgeable guy and is a good speaker.

http://i.imgur.com/ukGdOCI.gifv
is there context behind this amazing footage

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Who wants to do a probation bet on Faber/Cruz

I got Cruz, the best fighter ever.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

No one could possibly be dumb enough to pick Faber. It's not impossible for him to win but he's a huge underdog.

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
guys i have this fuckin feeling in my bones that bisping is gonna do it

did you have a good long weekend

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
I don't expect Bisping to win, but this has to be the most winnable title matchup possible for him.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

K8.0 posted:

I don't expect Bisping to win, but this has to be the most winnable title matchup possible for him.

You know they fought before and Rockhold beat the gently caress out of him right

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

John Romero posted:

guys i have this fuckin feeling in my bones that bisping is gonna do it

did you have a good long weekend

it was good, hope you have a good weekend, john romero

cams
Mar 28, 2003


-Atom- posted:

Who wants to do a probation bet on Faber/Cruz

I got Cruz, the best fighter ever.
i like the california kid. not really to win this fight, but in general, so sure.

wanna do a week?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

K8.0 posted:

I don't expect Bisping to win, but this has to be the most winnable title matchup possible for him.

Actually, that would be Anderson Silva

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Darn, he just missed his shot!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

cams posted:

wanna do a week?

Sounds good.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

-Atom- posted:

Sounds good.

Have you won a toxx probation bet before Atom? Genuinely curious.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Eat This Glob posted:

Have you won a toxx probation bet before Atom? Genuinely curious.

He won one on Weidman/Rockhold. Before that he'd spent something like eight weeks on probation and six and a half of it was via bets against Weidman.

EDIT: lol, I went and checked; Atom has spent ten weeks and three days on probation for Toxx bets. One week for betting that the main and co-main of 194 wouldn't remain intact, one week on Poirier/McGregor, 3 days betting on Brandon Vera of all people, and the other eight on Weidman bets.

fatherdog fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jun 1, 2016

cams
Mar 28, 2003


fatherdog posted:

He won one on Weidman/Rockhold. Before that he'd spent something like eight weeks on probation and six and a half of it was via bets against Weidman.

EDIT: lol, I went and checked; Atom has spent ten weeks and three days on probation for Toxx bets. One week for betting that the main and co-main of 194 wouldn't remain intact, one week on Poirier/McGregor, 3 days betting on Brandon Vera of all people, and the other eight on Weidman bets.
atom, you wanna up our bet to ten weeks four days?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

fatherdog posted:

He won one on Weidman/Rockhold. Before that he'd spent something like eight weeks on probation and six and a half of it was via bets against Weidman.

EDIT: lol, I went and checked; Atom has spent ten weeks and three days on probation for Toxx bets. One week for betting that the main and co-main of 194 wouldn't remain intact, one week on Poirier/McGregor, 3 days betting on Brandon Vera of all people, and the other eight on Weidman bets.

I also bet real money on two of Ronda's opponents and thought I learned my lesson right before she fought Holly

did the same with McGregor and stopped before Diaz :argh:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Nate Diaz gets whatever he wants now. https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/737814540054847488

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

cams posted:

atom, you wanna up our bet to ten weeks four days?

if you'd like.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

fatherdog posted:

He won one on Weidman/Rockhold. Before that he'd spent something like eight weeks on probation and six and a half of it was via bets against Weidman.

EDIT: lol, I went and checked; Atom has spent ten weeks and three days on probation for Toxx bets. One week for betting that the main and co-main of 194 wouldn't remain intact, one week on Poirier/McGregor, 3 days betting on Brandon Vera of all people, and the other eight on Weidman bets.

Lol


Owned

cams
Mar 28, 2003


-Atom- posted:

if you'd like.
okay sounds good. probably gonna lose this but i care very little and it'll be fun

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

im glad i watched all of sundays card. Almeida really does look like Adele and cody's tattoos are cool.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



cams posted:

okay sounds good. probably gonna lose this but i care very little and it'll be fun

I take no pleasure in this

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I was responsible for the mcgregor/porier one so at least my conor love has had some positive effects.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Whatever happened to that guy that would post all the month's cards in the thread? That was helpful since I'm senile and can't remember every single card.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I wanna say his name had a bean in it. Mean Bean Machine possibly.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Lone Goat posted:

Whatever happened to that guy that would post all the month's cards in the thread? That was helpful since I'm senile and can't remember every single card.

http://mmajunkie.com/rumors , despite the url, is just a list of upcoming cards with links to details.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Hey, any goons interested in going to UFC 201 in Atlanta? I'm gonna grab some tickets next week

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Passed up a good opportunity to take the arm, but the ref probably should have stepped in.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

EmmyOk posted:

I wanna say his name had a bean in it. Mean Bean Machine possibly.

It was bean fried

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dangersim posted:

It was bean fried

I've bean shown up

e: I'll kill myself now

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Lone Goat posted:

Whatever happened to that guy that would post all the month's cards in the thread? That was helpful since I'm senile and can't remember every single card.

ufc.com/schedule

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
That Thompson/MacDonald card ain't so bad in the middle of the month, June is pretty good for fights.

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
lol Hendo is fighting Lombard, forgot about that.

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