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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Lmao at jones bringing up "his special night" again

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Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
UFC July - 终极格斗锦标赛

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Brainstorm
take me away from the norm
I got to tell Bon Bennett something
this Big Jon phenomenon
I had to put it in a song
and it goes like

Whoa ohhhh, not best is the color of Big Johns energy
whoa ohhhhhh, don't wanna go into it too deeply
you ought to know what brings me here
that you'll stand me and Daniel up is my fear
and I know why
whoa ooohhhhhh, not best is the color of your energy
whoa ohhh, don't wanna go into it too deeeeeply

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

fatherdog posted:

[url=http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-explains-problem-with-big-john-mccarthy-says-we-dont-have-the-best-energy]


:jerkbag:

"This referee has come the closest to stopping me from blatantly cheating and it threatens to ruin my moment in the spotlight."

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

fatherdog posted:

[url=http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-explains-problem-with-big-john-mccarthy-says-we-dont-have-the-best-energy]


:jerkbag:

> NSAC Executive Director Bob Bennett said he reviewed a letter of opposition filed by Jones manager Malki Kawa and said the complaints weren’t substantive enough to switch referees.

Someone leak the letter already.

> it’s just refereeing a fight. He does it probably once a week somewhere

That's probably the highest praise you could give to a referee doing his job.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Of all the refs to have a problem with, Big john? Jeez, send in Yves Lavigne to do the DC/Jones fight and then see who you prefer.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Intel&Sebastian posted:

Brainstorm
take me away from the norm
I got to tell Bon Bennett something
this Big Jon phenomenon
I had to put it in a song
and it goes like

Whoa ohhhh, not best is the color of Big Johns energy
whoa ohhhhhh, don't wanna go into it too deeply
you ought to know what brings me here
that you'll stand me and Daniel up is my fear
and I know why
whoa ooohhhhhh, not best is the color of your energy
whoa ohhh, don't wanna go into it too deeeeeply

Jon Jones is truly the most musical of all MMA fuckups. Might I present for everyone's memory Sudden Loud Noise's masterpieces from the April '15 thread.


Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who am I?
Can I condemn this woman to miscarry
Pretend I do not feel her agony
This innocent who got in my face.
Who goes to hospital in a race.
Who am I?
Can I conceal myself for evermore?
Pretend I'm not the champ I was before?
And must my name until I die
Be no more than an alibi?
Must I be tried?
How can I ever face a worthy foe?
How can I do lots more blow?
My soul belongs to UFC, I know
I made that bargain long ago
It gave me fights when I was young
It let me eye poke 'til I had won.

Who am I? Who am I?
I'm Jon Bones Jones.

And so Dana, you see it's true
That woman doesn't need a child in our view.
Who am I?
Twenty-One and OOOOOOONE!

Then Dana lets him fight.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Jon Jones, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur jab oeil
Your card won't be the main!

Before you say another word, Dana
Before you use me up like a mid-card again
Listen to me! There is something I must do.
This woman is about to have a healthy child.
There is none but me who can intercede,
In Mercy's name, one intersection is all I need.
Then I'll return, just for the cash.
Then I'll return

You must think me mad!
I've defended you across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.

(Men like me can never change)
Believe of me what you will
(Men like you can never change)
There is a baby that I'm sworn to kill
(No,)
You know nothing of my fights?
(Twenty-one and one)
All I did was flee the scene
(My duty's to the business - you have no fights)
You know nothing of the card?
(Come with me 21 and 1)
You would sooner see me gone?
(Now the belt has turned forfeit)
But not before I see this justice done
(Jon Bones Jones is nothing now)
I am warning you Dana
(Dare you talk to me of PPV draws)
I'm a better champ than Gust.
(And the price you think they'll pay)
(Every 205 is a contender now)
There is coke in me still
The stop sign is not yet run!
(Every man must choose his way)

You know nothing of Dana
I've kept fighters out of jail.
I've defended scum like you
I try killing babies too!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Hendricks was happy to go into intricate detail about how Giordano manages his weight differently to his previous weight management specialist Mike Dolce.

"The weight is no longer an issue [...] For example, in the off-season, I can make pizza at home using a few cheap ingredients! It's cheaper and tastes better too."

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

[url=http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-explains-problem-with-big-john-mccarthy-says-we-dont-have-the-best-energy]


:jerkbag:
rofl, I've heard there's 151 ways to ruin's someone's "big night", but here's one that's somehow more important

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fatherdog posted:

[url=http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-explains-problem-with-big-john-mccarthy-says-we-dont-have-the-best-energy]


:jerkbag:

Jones tiptoeing around saying John McCarthy is racist. lmfao.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
It's cuz McCarthy is a cop

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
John McCarthy is a racist

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He seems like a guy who says the n word a lot

genderfluid and beautiful
Feb 1, 2005

John McCarthy just doesn't do MMA as much as I do, so he's unqualified to judge this, my sport


Also, I would prefer he not sit on any future juries that I could hypothetically be subjected to

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Jon jones told Big John about Rogan smoking weed and he did NOTHING

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Probationer Jones is truly the GOAT, whenever I think he's peaked he comes up with new and creative ways to look like an rear end in a top hat.

e] and yet I still looking forward to seeing him make DC cry again.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dangersim posted:

Jon jones told Big John about Rogan smoking weed and he did NOTHING

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Speaking of Jon Jones, if you can deal with the terrible audio quality the UFC 200 media call is up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar3miFxKjcc

Not even ten minutes in and Brock Lesnar has responded to a question with "I really don't give a poo poo" and Bones and DC are yelling at each other about partying and candles.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Bluedeanie posted:

Are these things people truly believe in their hearts?

No, its fun to make fun of him

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

who's the biggest rear end in a top hat currently in the ufc?

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Google Butt posted:

who's the biggest rear end in a top hat currently in the ufc?

Jon Jones is going to going to brutally beat DC on July 9th, get his belt back, and return to his rightful place as biggest rear end in a top hat in the UFC.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

ye

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Google Butt posted:

who's the biggest rear end in a top hat currently in the ufc?

probably arlovski because he's got hosed by almost everyone at heavyweight

edit: misunderstood the apostrophe, sorry

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Google Butt posted:

who's the biggest rear end in a top hat currently in the ufc?

Ryan jimmo got a full sized truck in his

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Skip My Posts posted:

Ryan jimmo got a full sized truck in his

boooo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
anyway the biggest rear end hole is hector lombard

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Google Butt posted:

who's the biggest rear end in a top hat currently in the ufc?

It's probably JPJ but you could make an argument for Travis Browne for (allegedly) using his wife as a punching bag.

Biggest rear end in a top hat to ever be in the UFC was definitely Joe Son, with War Machine coming in with a dishonorable mention.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

yea those are obvious so I went with current ufc fighters. lombard is a good choice because he roids and consciously beats up on smaller guys in the gym

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Pride matchmaker for doing retarded poo poo like sending a lucha libre dude with a mask into the ring with Cro-Copor the instructions given to the ref in sakuraba matches. Gerrard Gorgeau as well

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Google Butt posted:

yea those are obvious so I went with current ufc fighters. lombard is a good choice because he roids and consciously beats up on smaller guys in the gym

even after this being documented for years and hendo saying he heard it from people in his gym, at the first media day they did together lombard immediately started saying I'm not a bully, don't say that, you're lying during their photo op

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Memento posted:

It's probably JPJ but you could make an argument for Travis Browne for (allegedly) using his wife as a punching bag.

Browne is the current undisputed champ in this division but Rumble Johnson is a four or five time belt holder with convictions

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bluedeanie posted:

Browne is the current undisputed champ in this division but Rumble Johnson is a four or five time belt holder with convictions

Ahh yeah, I forgot about him. He's practically a Hall of (in)Fame contender at this point. Also, he was pretty bad in his fight with Daniel Cormier, or as I like to call him Crying Feed-man.

genderfluid and beautiful
Feb 1, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

probably arlovski because he's got hosed by almost everyone at heavyweight

edit: misunderstood the apostrophe, sorry

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Browne is so unlikable that hes the go-to guy for domestic violence jokes even though it was only ever implied on Instagram and no charges were pressed or anything, when a bunch of other guys have actually been convicted for it such as the Phil Davis Couch Powerbomb

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Matthew "no discernible nickname" Hughes

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Like one million fighters are domestic abusers, serial cheaters, or dickheads at the gym so all those will not be considered. The biggest rear end in a top hat in MMA then, is Jason "Mayhem" Miller for the following reason: look at or listen to him.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
I'd also say that like if you killed a guy that's not "being an rear end in a top hat" . Just in general.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Joe Son is a jerk.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Work Friend Keven posted:

The biggest rear end in a top hat in MMA then, is Jason "Mayhem" Miller for the following reason: look at or listen to him.

Lol

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

manyak posted:

Browne is so unlikable that hes the go-to guy for domestic violence jokes even though it was only ever implied on Instagram and no charges were pressed or anything, when a bunch of other guys have actually been convicted for it such as the Phil Davis Couch Powerbomb

This is a good insight, but it denigrates the many fine jokes squeezed out of the fact that he wrestled her instead of throwing hands.

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