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manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Work Friend Keven posted:

Like one million fighters are domestic abusers, serial cheaters, or dickheads at the gym so all those will not be considered. The biggest rear end in a top hat in MMA then, is Jason "Mayhem" Miller for the following reason: look at or listen to him.

Thats true

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:31

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Work Friend Keven posted:

Like one million fighters are domestic abusers, serial cheaters, or dickheads at the gym so all those will not be considered. The biggest rear end in a top hat in MMA then, is Jason "Mayhem" Miller for the following reason: look at or listen to him.

can't argue with atht

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:30

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:31

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

He's right

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Skip My Posts posted:

Don't Believe His Lies

Only this time he's right.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:48

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UFC 200 Press Call - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar3miFxKjcc

First question

"Brock, do you think how you look in this fight will affect your drawing power in the WWE?" - Reporter

"I don't give a poo poo." - Brock

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:51

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

lol Brock owns

# ? Jul 1, 2016 00:54

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Real rear end in a top hat ahead of me at a light today... Turned green and this dickwad gets out of his car, walks to my car, and shoots me twice in the head, killing me. Stay classy, buddy.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:01

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

lmao this guy posted that a week beforehand and Dana White went back through the dude's timeline after seeing him talk poo poo about that Mike Judge cartoon to do this.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:02

K8.0: Feb 26, 2004; Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Let's be honest, Dana White is exactly the person we would all be in his shoes and that's why he owns.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:07

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Work Friend Keven posted:

Real rear end in a top hat ahead of me at a light today... Turned green and this dickwad gets out of his car, walks to my car, and shoots me twice in the head, killing me. Stay classy, buddy.

i mean this guy was a real jerk

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:07

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Work Friend Keven posted:

Real rear end in a top hat ahead of me at a light today... Turned green and this dickwad gets out of his car, walks to my car, and shoots me twice in the head, killing me. Stay classy, buddy.

Well that's not nice at all!

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:12

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Keg posted:

Hendricks was happy to go into intricate detail about how Giordano manages his weight differently to his previous weight management specialist Mike Dolce.

"The weight is no longer an issue [...] For example, in the off-season, I can make pizza at home using a few cheap ingredients! It's cheaper and tastes better too."

haha

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:41

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

I.N.R.I posted:

haha

lol

# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:43

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

When is Nick Diaz's suspension up? Will he be able to corner Nate this time?

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:00

genderfluid and beautiful: Feb 1, 2005

Work Friend Keven posted:

Real rear end in a top hat ahead of me at a light today... Turned green and this dickwad gets out of his car, walks to my car, and shoots me twice in the head, killing me. Stay classy, buddy.

Are you okay, Keven? You still there, pussy?

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:00

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Tyree posted:

When is Nick Diaz's suspension up? Will he be able to corner Nate this time?

August 1st

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:06

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Dr. Abysmal posted:

August 1st

Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

The only thing better then 1 Diaz celebrating is 2 Diaz celebrating.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:09

ChikoDemono: Jul 10, 2007; He said that he would stay forever.

Forever wasn't very long...

Haven't seen a Diaz riot in awhile.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

UFC July - Lesnar ignores diet, orders KFC

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:54

mewse: May 2, 2006

UFC July - I can't stand Big John's bad energy

# ? Jul 1, 2016 03:07

Save Russian Jews: Jun 7, 2007; who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face; Lipstick Apathy

UFC July - Celebrating the 168th UFC since 9/11

# ? Jul 1, 2016 03:56

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

UFC July - The Long-Awaited Return of Gray Maynard

UFC July - 69 fights, nothin' but cats.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 04:10

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

CommonShore posted:

UFC July - The Long-Awaited Return of Gray Maynard

# ? Jul 1, 2016 04:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

UFC July - Jon Jones is the only john allowed in the cage

# ? Jul 1, 2016 04:41

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Dan Didio posted:

lmao this guy posted that a week beforehand and Dana White went back through the dude's timeline after seeing him talk poo poo about that Mike Judge cartoon to do this.

he was right to do it

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:25

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

UFC July - I'm a White Boy and I'm Jacked, deal with it.

UFC July - Just have the burger, don't eat the fries!

threeagainstfour fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jul 1, 2016

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:39

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

TheRationalRedditor posted:

he was right to do it

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:41

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

threeagainstfour posted:

UFC July - I'm a White Boy and I'm Jacked, deal with it.

Nah Jones has stopped powerlifting

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:42

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

UFC July - Younna Ya-yayeeyunchaychek

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:43

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

-Atom- posted:

UFC Yuly - Younna Ya-yayeeyunchaychek

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:55

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

Yo-wahnna?

# ? Jul 1, 2016 05:56

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Nierbo posted:

Of all the refs to have a problem with, Big john? Jeez, send in Yves Lavigne to do the DC/Jones fight and then see who you prefer.

It's 100% because McCarthy has told JBJ during pre-fight instructions that he doesn't get 3 warnings on eye pokes like every other ref, he gets a warning on the first finger-extended jab and a point deducted on the first eye poke. That letter reveals that Bones has an eyepoke-based strategy against DC this time.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 06:08