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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


quote:

Video of a disagreement over a parking spot that led to a brawl outside a Costco this past weekend in Mississauga, Ont., has prompted an investigation by Peel Regional Police.

Joe Carreiro was walking back to his car, arms filled with bulk purchases, when he was stopped, quite literally, in his tracks.

His car was blocked in, and a screaming match over a parking space was escalating. Over the next few minutes he watched — and then started filming — as the conflict seemed to dissipate and then picked up again, eventually coming to blows. The conflict came to a head when Aaron Swenson, 42, was brutally slain by a fellow shopper. Police would not provide details as to the nature of the death.

quote:

"I was just doing some shopping," the real estate agent told CBC News, "and all of a sudden there was a lot of screaming and yelling." The participants moved their cars, he said, and then "they came back to the middle of the parking lot and started again. It wasn't long before they started whaling on each other."

The murder took place at roughly 2:15 p.m. on Saturday, at the Costco located at 1570 Dundas St. E., near Dixie Road.

Peel Regional Police spokeswoman Const. Rachel Gibbs said that "officers are still investigating, and will be speaking with witnesses and examining video ... [and] determining who committed the murder." No charges have been laid to date.

Carreiro gave his video of the altercation to police before posting it to YouTube, and commended Costco staff and bystanders for calming things down after the murder occurred. No other injuries were reported
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/costco-road-rage-parking-mississauga-1.3607965

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This is the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58spiamEcfY

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This is all pretty hosed up IMHO. I've gotten heated when shopping before too, but getting mad enough to kill someone? That's a new level of depravity.

What about you goons? Have you ever gotten so mad you killed somebody? Tell us about here ITT.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Over a spot? Animals.

I always park far away to get a little bit of extra exercise anyway.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Wow these Canadians are real fat and stupid

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
They fight like little pussies, too.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This is all pretty hosed up IMHO. I've gotten heated when shopping before too, but getting mad enough to kill someone? That's a new level of depravity.

What about you goons? Have you ever gotten so mad you killed somebody? Tell us about here ITT.

not me, i dont even have a costco membership

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I don't see a death blow - when was it struck?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Roylicious posted:

They fight like little pussies, too.

Please pay some respect, a man died.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Please pay some respect, a man died.

Yeah well he ain't getting into Valhalla like that.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Roylicious posted:

They fight like little pussies, too.

Can't fight: be polite

Motto of Canadians

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I see a black guy and a white guy in the images, who died?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

I don't see a death blow - when was it struck?

quote:

The murder took place at roughly 2:15 p.m. on Saturday

BONGHITZ posted:

I see a black guy and a white guy in the images, who died?

quote:

Aaron Swenson, 42, was brutally slain

This stuff is in the OP, folks. I'm sorry I dont have more infor for you but I'm only working with what the police gives me. Just thought you all should know about this ASAP.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when he was stopped, quite literally, in his tracks

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Btw I'm just kidding you Canuks you're good neighbors, second only to the Mexicans, who have better food and feel warmth in their hearts and also fight better

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BONGHITZ posted:

I see a black guy and a white guy in the images, who died?

The white man is dead

He is deceased due to the Costco parking warfare

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is, quite literally, an unnecessary death

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Costco: where you might, quite literally, get more than you paid for

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

good thing costco sells caskets

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ok, op, but how did the old white man die? Where the deets on that?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
This is basically where Dare lives. Just sayin'.

*crosses fingers*

e: Oh it's two old guys, gently caress. :mad:

e2:

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

Read the article dummies nobody died

NICE TRY OP
MOTHERFUCKER :argh:

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jun 1, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

Ok, op, but how did the old white man die? Where the deets on that?

He is slain in the parking lot near Costco

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
Aaron Swenson is clearly the brown dude, white haired guy is like 60

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

This is poo poo. I want to see somebody die.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I believe op is :airquote:taking the piss:airquote:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
wait, is it whaling on each other or wailing on each other? :confused:

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Read the article dummies nobody died

NICE TRY OP

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Welcome to Costco, I hate you.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Looks like both of em should go in and buy a bundle of Dim Mak dvds

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Is the joke that he didn't really die and we are counting on people not reading the article?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





so which one died

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
If you read the article, you'll see it says that the white guy pulled a gun out of his car and killed the man with the head wound.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
this wouldn't have happened if they had a guns.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



SaltLick posted:

so which one died

:ughh:

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



It's pretty hosed up that he ate pieces of him afterwards. That's Canada for you though

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

If only the lady in the red shirt had been murdered. Holy poo poo that voice.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






i think the white lady died but im not sure

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Gross Dude posted:

Is the joke that he didn't really die and we are counting on people not reading the article?

The joke is that op was dead the whole time.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

welcome to costco I love you

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Roylicious posted:

Yeah well he ain't getting into Valhalla like that.

you need to hold a weapon in your hand when you die if you want to get to valhalla

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