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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


:synpa:

Also. Hey Smoobs! Don't forget it's drilldo squirt appreciation month!

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Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
i cant stop

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
help

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
my balls are dying

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Once. Didn't care for it.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
If you think about it, sex is actually gross as hell

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Enough that I'm fed up of it now.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Airborne Viking posted:

I lost count, because I'm a sexhaver you see. :smug:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

A Typical Goon posted:

If you think about it, sex is actually gross as hell

especially the way i do it (with corpses)

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Today? 0 Slim chance this evening but I'm thinking tomorrow night since it's Friday night and all.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Get this everyone, I had sex last night :grin:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Captain Yossarian posted:

Get this everyone, I had sex last night :grin:

What was his name :iceburn:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Zero (I'm a virgin)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Wamdoodle posted:

What was his name :iceburn:

Captain Yossarian?!?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

plenny.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I left my logbook at home but when I get off work I'll let you know

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Celluloid Sam posted:

Captain Yossarian?!?

The plot thickens :eyepop:

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

hi smoobles i haven't seen you post in a long time

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Wamdoodle posted:

What was his name :iceburn:

Celluloid Sam posted:

Captain Yossarian?!?

:eyepop: :eyepop:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha go gently caress yourself right but seriously I'm sorry bud I care deeply about you

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha go gently caress yourself right but seriously I'm sorry bud I care deeply about you

I'm gonna have to leave work early, because I am so upset :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


at least there's one positive

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

i''ve made the gently caress with 3 girls

a handful of times with two of them, like a million with the other one

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Ferroque posted:

i''ve made the gently caress with 3 girls

a handful of times with two of them, like a million with the other one

youre mom sounds cool

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
A hunnert

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Enough so my dick has scars and an eyepatch

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

at least there's one positive

I really like you sausage wheel av it looks tasty

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its freaking fantastic bug shootouts to doctor dogballs Jr and digital fingers

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
I did one this morning because my gf stayed over last night and she thought my pee boner was a love boner. I didn't even want to:( that was like 7 or 8 minutes of sleep wasted.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

drunkelberger posted:

I did one this morning because my gf stayed over last night and she thought my pee boner was a love boner. I didn't even want to:( that was like 7 or 8 minutes of sleep wasted.

*Trying to deflect attention* Uh....... what was his name?!?!

No Means No
Jun 2, 2016

by LadyAmbien

MiracleWhale posted:

i never gently caress, I only "make love"

tbh sex without real emotions totally sucks. i mean look at dgsw's whole sex life for a good example

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Captain Yossarian posted:

*Trying to deflect attention* Uh....... what was his name?!?!

haha I bet it was you dude

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014

Captain Yossarian posted:

*Trying to deflect attention* Uh....... what was his name?!?!

my cat " boy cat" was present in the room. he slept plumb through the whole fiasco

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I've had multiple. I keep track in my spreadsheets at work in my spare time, and then print them out for safe keeping in my traper keeper. Never hurts to have a paper copy to prove your cred to the virgins.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

its plenny one now.

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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
In the past few months, 36. All to another goon.

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