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Post your favourite Magritte paintings and the most surrealist pics you got!
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Jun 3, 2016 05:43
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I'm so goddamn thirsty, Magritte-
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Jun 3, 2016 05:49
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Magritte - for the last time I'm serious now where's your bathroom??? Christ, what - ok I guess that works.
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Jun 3, 2016 05:53
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Hey Magritte what's your next painting called-? http://i.imgur.com/bytZ4ol.jpg "Rape" Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 05:57
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GBS: where the elite meet Magritte
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Jun 3, 2016 05:58
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china bot posted:GBS: where the elite meet Magritte mods change GBS subforum title to this!
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Jun 3, 2016 05:59
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Ceci n'est pas un station d'apprécier.
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Jun 3, 2016 06:04
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Jun 3, 2016 06:04
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these photoshops are dumb as hell g!
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Jun 3, 2016 06:05
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Ceci n'est pas un station d'apprécier.
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Jun 3, 2016 06:06
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 This image really speaks to me *burp* it really conveys the feeling of an impending cudging
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Jun 3, 2016 06:08
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very cool pic imo.
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Jun 3, 2016 06:10
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 I didn't know Magritte was such of fan of the Dark Tower series!!! 
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Jun 3, 2016 06:12
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this doesn't seem especially surreal
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Jun 3, 2016 06:25
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Its spelled Margarita op
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Jun 3, 2016 06:30
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H.H posted:Post your favourite Magritte paintings and the most surrealist pics you got!
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Jun 3, 2016 06:59
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René Magritte - had stinky feet, A big fat rear end that couldn't fit in his seat. René Magritte - was a midgetoid creep with a lovely painting called ceci n'est pas un pipe. Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 07:31
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Demonachizer posted:René Magritte had stinky feet, lol
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Jun 3, 2016 07:31
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I've taken several classes in drawing and painting and lemme tell ya this idiot don't know lighting from a hole in the wall
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Jun 3, 2016 10:03
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I'm so goddamn thirsty, Magritte- the scale's all wrong in this painting, the glass looks as big as the drat cloud. maybe magritte should go back to art school and learn about a little thing called perspective 
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Jun 3, 2016 10:05
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Hey Magritte what's your next painting called-? hahaha wow magritte take a fuckig figure drawing class man that neck is hosed up looks like a god drat giraffe with jaundice , nice eyes though i'll give you that Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 10:08
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Pierce Brosnan stole his painting after banging Rene Russo on a staircase.
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Jun 3, 2016 11:20
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H.H posted:Post your favourite Magritte paintings and the most surrealist pics you got! where did raphael and donatello go
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Jun 3, 2016 11:43
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social vegan posted:where did raphael and donatello go To the Shredder (juicer)
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Jun 3, 2016 12:39
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MiracleWhale posted:hahaha wow magritte take a fuckig figure drawing class man that neck is hosed up looks like a god drat giraffe with jaundice , nice eyes though i'll give you that I know, right! That was exactly my first thought too when I saw that pic: pffft.. that woman looks like a bloody giraffe, a goofy giraffe with jaundice! Yep, nothing else immediately sprang to mind... just a giraffe.  Pssh, that artist ain't nothing but a total hack, his pics are an eyesore. It's actually making my balls ache just looking these monstrosities he's created... *rubs balls to try ease the sting*... I really hope my balls don't burst in disgust at being subjected to his rot. *averts gaze, holds up hand to shield eyes, hoping poor suffering eyeballs don't explode any time soon* social vegan posted:where did raphael and donatello go I got 'em by their... you know...  ..their bawls. e: neglected to add pic link in. I got sore balls and didn't notice it missing... sore eyeballs. *rubs poor balls vigorously, yet gently* Wee Stubby Nublet fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Jun 3, 2016 16:10
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I always liked his ideas but when you look past the surreal elements his paintings are actually kind of boring to look at. Lots of flat colors and soft gradients. Not like I could do any better but come on
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Jun 3, 2016 16:17
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https://www.pinterest.com/adblender/magritte/ there was way more stylistic variety and whatnot in magritte's work than the popular paintings that magritte was known for
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Jun 3, 2016 16:31
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Shag is the best painter.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:33
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:I know, right! That was exactly my first thought too when I saw that pic: pffft.. that woman looks like a bloody giraffe, a goofy giraffe with jaundice! Yep, nothing else immediately sprang to mind... just a giraffe. thanks friend this critique was harsh but also fair and i think magritte is gonna leave here and go make the best painting he's ever made
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Jun 3, 2016 19:19
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MiracleWhale posted:the best painting he's ever made one more tip magritte: place the canvas directly a little bit above the back of your head so you catch the densest area of spatter
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Jun 3, 2016 19:23
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Jun 3, 2016 19:44
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Now THAT'S an adult coloring book I would buy
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Jun 3, 2016 19:47
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notZaar posted:I always liked his ideas but when you look past the surreal elements his paintings are actually kind of boring to look at. Lots of flat colors and soft gradients. Not like I could do any better but come on man art in general is bullshit it's just a bunch of paint whats the big deal
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Jun 3, 2016 19:49
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Wow, it's like a non animated Superjail
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Jun 3, 2016 19:53
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Jun 3, 2016 19:54
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thanks for taking the time to raise the tone in this thread with a little art
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Jun 3, 2016 19:55
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MiracleWhale posted:thanks for taking the time to raise the tone in this thread with a little art lo l 
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Jun 3, 2016 19:56
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:this doesn't seem especially surreal The scene at the bottom couldn't exist with the lighting at the top. During the day, the house is soaked in night shadows.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:34
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8-Bit Scholar posted:The scene at the bottom couldn't exist with the lighting at the top. During the day, the house is soaked in night shadows. art is like a joke in that explaining it kinda ruins it and also they're both a mystery to autists
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Jun 3, 2016 20:36
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Thank you to whichever kind mod put NSW tags on the surreal blowjob porn I posted earlier. It was, after all, literally Rape.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:47
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