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get real beefy pissbitches
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 06:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 11:46 |
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Inzombiac posted:My real confession is that I once slept with a girl who 100% thought she was a werewolf. She claimed to have been raised in Valhalla by two giant wolves that imbued her with the power to shape shift. bet u wished you could gnaw ur arm off instead of waking her up the next morning
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 01:38 |
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how fat do u have to be to not see poo poo on the toilet paper if you wipe between your legs??????
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 22:03 |
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City of Tampa posted:if you wipe between your legs you are either wiping poop forward onto your balls or you are wiping poop backwards and jamming your forearm into an area that was just covered with poop goddamnit how bad is your coordination of any of this is true
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 01:48 |
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why a dude too lazy to walk to the pisser? I'm guessing he is fat
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 03:02 |
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H.H posted:About aunts and uncles: I don't plan on having children and currently have two nephews that are under four years old. my wife and I both chose to focus on careers and travel and having fun instead of kids, it owns paying off ur second house at 40 and 38 plus traveling at will and not giving a gently caress about anything also our nephew is going to have his entire college paid for but neither he nor his parents know that yet, which is also cool and good
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 07:05 |
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I'm the closet door out of alignment that scared a goon
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 07:06 |
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does anyone go to those medieval fairs after they hit puberty or after they kids hit puberty, idgi, also why someone want to work at the things
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 04:08 |
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Orkin Mang posted:its a species of retro depression I have no idea what any of this means but it sounds bad
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 04:21 |
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somewhere there's a legit adult that thinks medieval fairs is good and another one that likes a job at that poo poo, that's all hosed up
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 04:27 |
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"skin sloughing" in a goon rear end in a top hat?!?!! what's he throw up smiley
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 01:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 11:46 |
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if ur rear end skin is sloughing off, u have bigger problems than whether to use a rowing machine or swim laps e: that's just my opinion
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 19:54 |