H.H posted:

Ovipositiors

H.H posted:

Betamax graciously moved the thread to GBS.

Hello to all new readers.
Please send in your confessions, we'll gladly provide advice and/or ridicule.

Bonzo posted:

I graduated over 25 years ago but to answer your questions
1) only when it is a few months away. Sr. Prom was the biggest because that's a huge party. Even the people not dating anyone would pair off for platonic date. You high level nerds or druggies wouldn't go.
2) our school sucked, so no and we were also a basketball state.
3) sometimes. The closer you get to graduation, the less the teachers give a gently caress. I had quite a few that would teach a lesson for 20 minutes and then just let you work on your own. Most didn't care if you slept or doodled, as long as you were quiet.

Ork of Fiction posted:

OP!!!

Post a picture of a dog w/ each confession so we can pretend it's that dog what has the embarrassing porblem.

H.H posted:

Profondo Rosso posted:

can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The worst is when it happens when nothing remotely sexual is going on in the dream.

KomodoWagon posted:

Thanks for the heads up that the next 10 "I AM A DIAPERFUR PEDO WITH A WEIRD DICK AND A SMELLY PUCKER LIVING WITH MY MOTHER WHOM I AM PLANNING TO RAPE AND KILL" confessions are all Jastiger's

H.H posted:

robocop's are dumb and

P-Mack posted:

It's not considered weird at all in much of the world. You really have to keep at it for generations to get mutants. People seize on the genetic thing because we are a society of moral cowards who are scared to take any ethical stand that we can't couch in semi-scientific utilitarian terms, but at the same time want to maintain broadly the same social mores as the old religious, community focused society that we've replaced with empty corporate consumerism.

Bombadilillo posted:

Do you want to tip the scales back to cousin loving chat?

H.H posted:

The first confession below is an old one from about two weeks ago that got buried in the spam folder because the confessor used some weird email service that I guess is occasionally used for spam.

quote:

poop

ZombieLenin posted:

I really, really do not want to come off as judgmental here, but...

I understand how most sex workers (in the United States at least) are forced into this industry through extreme poverty, drug addiction, or trafficking; however, there are some sex workers who started out middle class and engage in sex work because they are lucky enough to make more money doing it than their day job, they enjoy it, or because they cannot stand the idea of not having a middle class lifestyle, but do not have the training they need to get a middle class sustaining job.

Which brings me to this post. If you hate your clients so much, maybe you shouldn't be a sex worker. If it's true that you live off of frozen pizza and barely pay your bills then, fair enough, you hate what you do; here is the thing... there a lot of people in the United States, millions upon millions in fact, in a similar economic situation and they are literally not sex workers.

In other words, unless you are being forced by a drug habit, very extreme poverty, or you are being trafficked, you do not have to be a sex worker. Perhaps if you have such strong negative feelings about the work you do, you should find a "normalized" profession. Lots of people will pay you $10 an hour. You'll probably have to work more often and you will still barely get by, but you won't have to sell yourself to anyone.

Just a random thought.

H.H posted:

I basically have 2 really important tasks at work...

H.H posted:

I've built a sort of new hybrid meme that's going to become at the very least, a minor "thing" on the forums. I'm laying groundwork now. It's a good meme that has the kind of snap that really hooks into your brain. I don't want to "blow the load" all at once but It's already getting into people's heads.

timp posted:

I went looking and couldn't find it, but didn't someone recently post about trying to come up with a new GBS meme and feeling like they had one that would 'really stick' in people's subconscious based on the trials they'd done with their friends?

I think that was the same person who posted "get a load of that dog". It feels good to say, but also strangely calculated somehow.

loquacius posted:

I have the worst eating habits of anyone I know,

loquacius posted:

my anonymous confession is i found out this one other poster on the forums i like for being a pretty cool chill person lives in the same city i do. i wanna meet up with them but i feel like that's creepy stalker poo poo so i just kinda watch em post and do nothing

totally not creepy stalker poo poo: whinging in an anonymous post about how i'm too awkward to stalk this person