H.H posted:

If this is true, for anyone, please make sure you're sending your confessions to the correct address. I try to post everything I get.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yo, Jastiger, I found your email.

therattle posted:

You should have made that anonymous

Zorodius posted:

Protein is really helpful for weight loss.

If you eat sugar, you're hungry again in like an hour.

If you eat the same calorie amount in protein, it takes much longer before you're hungry again. And you feel less like poo poo while eating a calorie deficit.

H.H posted:

quote:

I am a super popular poster but wanted to make sure all them fuckers knew that Nia Jax is really hot and so is Lena Dunham. Doubled down!

loquacius posted:

Please do not marry a woman with severe physical and mental health problems with the express intention of cheating on or murdering her

Aside from the obvious ethical issues &c &c, neither of these plans will work out for you

I'm kind of at the people who say the cops will not suspect that the person who had hundreds of millions of dollars to gain from someone's death might have had something to do with killing her just because she had health issues, especially if your marriage is obviously unhappy to casual observers and/or you're cheating on her

Putty posted:

i googled the camgirl like the rest of you did

lol if this guy thinks going to town on a dildo like that is what every innocent southern girl does

Sir_Charles posted:

also free H.H

SciFiDownBeat posted:

is no one going to comment on the goon who pisses and drinks from the same tea cup???

also, supposedly (I haven't seen it) the suicide squad movie is "functional" as dumb action flick. but jared leto has been bad in everything he's ever been in throughout his entire career so idk

Hedrigall posted:

H.H posted:

I posted most confessions that made sense, so if you never saw your confession something went wrong with Guerillamail itself when you sent it.
The only thing I can tell you is to wait a few days and send it again.

Murphy Brownback posted:

I'd kill for even a chance at tenure somewhere, I don't know how you could be that careless. Even if you're in the backwaterest part of the south I'd imagine dropping a hard N verbally is at least partially frowned upon by some people, I don't care how hung over you are, you should know that.

chitoryu12 posted:

He's actually not.

H.H posted:

I'm not going to do that for obvious reasons. If you so desperately want the attention, you're welcome to do it yourself.
This thread is under enough admin scrutiny as it is.

Bitter Mushroom posted:

its not all about you. Even the smallest blade of grass holds an equal significance with you and everything else in the universe. Namaste

Zzulu posted:

Masturbating is 100% a true betrayal of your significant other. Your ejaculate should be solely reserved for your partners mouth and/or butt and/or other interesting holes on their person

Inzombiac posted:

I know you're a broke-brain Goon but masturbating isn't cheating and you're an imbecile for thinking otherwise.

Edit: gently caress, I left the page open too long but my point still stands.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Isn't it virtually impossible, if not incredibly difficult, to find someone on these forums if they haven't posted?

Meanwhile, I post too much

timp posted:

Best part is you can just check his post history to make sure it's legit! I would like to see that. What a sight that would be, eh goons? a 2006 with one post in his entire history? Gosh!

Dog Murderer posted:

LethalGeek posted:

Please kill the yappy creature people mistakenly keep calling a dog because such things are not meant for this world.

_{don't actually murder the thing but gently caress those animals and people like your sis for owning the useless fucks}

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't they have cameras on the sides of the ship so they can see if someone pushed someone else off?

Captain Yossarian posted:

Holy cow Jastigar fan fiction... What a world

Murphy Brownback posted:

You're going to end up living with your junkie girlfriend behind a dumpster sooner or later first goon. Or more likely, as soon as you get divorced and stop being able to buy her drugs she'll move on to the next mark. You deserve everything that is coming to you.

Jastiger goon, your confessions are the only things more boring to me than actual Jastiger posts. Stop sending them please.

dog buttz posted:

His wife would have been far larger than "curvy in a cute midwestern kind of way" if it was written by Jastiger.