"Anonymous Confessions: The legend of pissbitch".

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

lil pissbitch posted:

I hope there's another confession soon...

Here's a mini one right now. I've recently taken to saying the phrase "Get feebly beefy" out loud to myself. I LOVE the way that it sounds, but I really hate the message. Getting Beefy became a bit of a mantra for me, encouraging me (and others) to get strong...but all along, the birth of the phrase was all about the way that it sounded, not what what it actually means. I appreciate that feeble is kinda like the inverse of beef in both letters and theme, and 'feebly beefy' is so much fun to say, but it's not strong and powerful! it's a pissy poo poo thing to say.

~~It's goddamn loving tearing me up inside~~ It's not that dramatic, but there's def some cognitive dissonance happening in my Beef House these days

EDIT: Just found this: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24810391/

I suggest you adopt the new mantra "REAL BEEFY BEAT FEEBLY".

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:23

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

... Free HH and then everyone kill themselves is what I'm saying I guess.

OK, you first.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 04:25

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Just joking, don't ban me pls.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 04:28

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Guy who imagines socks on the dongs of negro backup singers, put a sock on yours and sing along, you know you want to.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 18:09

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Corpse-groper goon, you have obviously posted here because that memory still excites you, and you've been otherwise unlucky in love. I suggest you focus on career for a while instead. Why not find a nice job in a funeral home or morgue. Who knows, you might meet a fellow worker there with similar tastes, and I bet you won't get bored while you wait.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 11:53

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

H.H posted:

Gay porn dude: you can't be 100% certain until you try sucking a dick.

Just don't choke on it, we don't want H.H probated again.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 18:11

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

H.H posted:

quote:
When I first started looking at porn in middle school I would be weirdly focused on looking at the guy's penis. Sorta like when you see someone without a leg or whatever you just can't look away. Anyway I started to worry I was gay so one day I looked up some gay porn just to check. It took me about .2 seconds of utter repulsion to figure out I wasn't gay and that was that.

I'm thinking that if you'd looked longer than 0.2 seconds you would have felt that repulsion gradually turning into excitement.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 18:17

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Foot fetishist guy, why not level with your girlfriend about your tastes. If she's the right girl for you she'll gladly help you stuff her footwear up your rear end.
Buy her some nice thigh-high boots in readiness for later developments.

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:23

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

dookifex_maximus posted:

i remember this too, and the dog thread. I can't see the content of that link because i am but a peasant, could father platinum show me the hidden secrets of the lord

The page doesn't show because it's just a link of SA search results, which has expired. Just search for "get a load of that dog". Prepare to not laugh.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 06:41

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