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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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need a gang tag for monkey hatred

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Mar 21, 2013

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Just make a new thread in GBS see what happens

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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confession: i ate all the emails

Putty
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i think a title change is necessary too

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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i do not care about the above memes where is a confession i will confess myself if i have to that i committed 9/11

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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the gay community is well known for eating meat, so why not realize that you have something in common with them?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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that guy is wrong clearly Hotel Mario avs are the hot new thing

Putty
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i can already tell you CJacob's dildos probably came from a lets play

Putty
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boom

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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either eat the money or give it to me

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

Also realize that for every gay male character portrayed in fiction, there are exactly ZERO transsexual human characters (of course you will find writers who "cheat" by making up some fuckin forest druid with the spirit of a thousand-year-old man and the body of a supple teenage white girl or some obnoxious crap)

yeah thsi is exactly what i need in my sci fi sex universe

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A Strange Aeon posted:

Uh, what about Birdo? That's Mario 2, so pretty early in video game history.

when birdo came out as videogamesexual mario did not care because he cannot speak and luigi gave the fleshlight monster the middle finger

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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i don't think a single parent has ever had to do The Talk ever since the invention of the internet

Putty
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sex does not exist fake

Putty
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all dogs go to heaven, all furries go to hell

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Bonzo posted:

The best thing you can do is workout. Get a gym membership and just something for 30-60 minutes a day. The workout relieves stress and will help you sleep.

Pretty soon your body remembers that it can sleep without booze and things get better.

Starting Strength is a good workout plan for this. Heck you only go three days a week.

Putty
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yo charizard is actually pretty hardcore sometimes

Putty
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at long last, someone who actually enjoyed the Gnome escort quest from HL Ep2

Putty
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if you refer to cats as "cattes" please strap a dildo to a desk fan and tornado plow your rear end to oblivion

Putty
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for the sake of everyone in the thread i will also test the forbidden hands free technique and report back

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in my brief research i thought it was just the dude twerking his nipples to cum

i sadly did not performed the forbidden masturbatory ritual myself because i didnt want to watch the whole video and i have no nipples

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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handless coitus wizard please confess a followup

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California dude you are fat

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A Strange Aeon posted:

Don't men and women come in their sleep when having wet dreams? That's hands free, right? So I would think your brain is strong enough to make no-touch orgasm, right?

I've never in my life had a wet dream and judging by your wording you never have either

Putty
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sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up

Putty
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If someone out there actually thought Nessa's self taunt art was good then I'm a bit less hopeful for this world.

Putty
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yeah i used to have certain blue blueberry snacks that woudl turn poo poo neon green

so that means the default color of poo poo is yellow

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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i just raid my neighbor's bird feeder for nutrients

Putty
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if you are fat you probably eat like 20 snacks a day and dont realize it it's time to stop

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Oscar Wild posted:

I've been taking iron suppliments, and so my work shits are just horrendous. Black, bile like liquid with smells that last for hours. I purposely wait until I get to work and right before I leave to go home so that my house isn't infected with chemical WMDs

i think youre in prometheus 2 friend

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Mr. 47 posted:

Goddammit, goons. Can we have on nice thread without one of you making GBS threads your pants or trying to awkward bone your cousin?

I am going to awkwardly bone you

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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i googled the camgirl like the rest of you did

lol if this guy thinks going to town on a dildo like that is what every innocent southern girl does

Putty
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didnt spongebob use his spatula as a weapon at one point

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china bot posted:

murder you're famil

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H.H posted:

Sorry, nooner.

BTW, why is every post of yours bolded?

just your typical SA Ascension nothing to see here

Putty
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i dont think it's the job of the dick doctor to laugh at his patients lest he wants to stop earning a doctor's salary

Putty
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loquacius please bear the torch like you did last time i cannot live without cousin loving confessions

Putty
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the Jolly Rancher confession is a popular copypasta thing as soon as I saw the candy mentioned my eyes skipped over everything else to avoid imminent nausea

Putty
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Business Gorillas posted:

What the hell is this? A mod that explains his decisions and makes his intentions known to the community?

why wasn't it ano nymous?>>

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh, I'm losing total interest in this thread. Can't we get some damned fun confessions? Someone pick up the reins and pretend to be Kane again.

*rips off mask* hey guys it's me Kane

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