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Hedrigall posted:Diabetes? More like dia-no-feeties! i smiled at this and went straight to hell, it'll happen to you too!
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i declare the butt goon post as real
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Aug 13, 2016 19:11
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im hearing a lot that people actually liked Suicide Squad
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Aug 13, 2016 22:56
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I've used the same tea cup for only tea and nothing else for the last ten years. I wash it regularly. Tea or water drunk from this cup tastes noticeably different than a regular cup, because the years of tea penetrated into the ceramic itself. this is just part of the process of becoming a god
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Aug 14, 2016 03:04
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i want to hear mroe confessions about makeshit sex toys and what microwaved objects goones tried to copulate with
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Aug 14, 2016 19:18
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sex is hard work
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Aug 14, 2016 23:55
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i shoukd know im Kane irl
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Aug 14, 2016 23:56
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he might have saved that girls life though think what if she had the initial stages of boob cancer too e: just noticed the word corpse Putty fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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Aug 15, 2016 06:22
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suicide squad is loving garbage
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Aug 15, 2016 18:11
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hobbyist is another word for Trash Man
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Aug 15, 2016 23:02
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barnyard goon since you're an adult now perhaps talk about what happened with your parents for some sort of explanation or closure, i'm sure they won't avoid the topic now that their son is 30+ years old and probably also Kane
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Aug 16, 2016 07:18
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why are the words that will actually get you probated in this forum uncensored but the horrific phrase h.t.h. isn't
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Aug 16, 2016 21:42
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Tanned but white man that stuffy bitch lady wants to sex you probably maybe
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Aug 17, 2016 04:30
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my non anonymous confession is that jastiger should go away and not be this thread's new annoyance like that other guy from last thread also i like to dress up as Knuckles and search for Chaos Emeralds in children's playgrounds
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Aug 18, 2016 17:46
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reminder that that is Tim Curry in a clown suit
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Aug 19, 2016 03:46
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stupid rear end ninny autistic toothless goony poop for brains disgrace to the man race: a friend of mine in college had some form of dentures because some of his front teeth were missing, i literally didnt know until i saw him taking them off in the bathroom one day. when you get dentures they probably won't look much different from the real thing
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Aug 21, 2016 08:00
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i want to stick muy johnson in a plastic foot
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Aug 21, 2016 21:02
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Tsyni posted:Welcome to the Tumblr age, ladies and gentlemen. Smfh. you suck, goonsir
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Aug 22, 2016 16:28
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her head asplode
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loquacius posted:Hi guys I'm back and also married now etc sorry for your loss
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Aug 22, 2016 23:38
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you're more likely to find the loch ness monster loving bigfoot than find the proper non-offensive term for our little friends realtalk you're probably likely to win their and all the other Keebler elves favor by asking what they prefer to be called, probably their name
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Aug 29, 2016 03:14
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Get outta here
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Aug 30, 2016 17:42
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find an empty jewely box that would hold something really valuable, and stick a note instead about your imminent divorce
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Aug 31, 2016 03:02
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2006 guy if you post your first post in this thread within 24 hours i will give you an avatar
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Aug 31, 2016 21:51
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you guys are weird
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Sep 1, 2016 00:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBFaF42HSYk
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Sep 1, 2016 17:50
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strong bad how do you type with boxing gloves on
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Sep 2, 2016 19:12
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Nope!
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Sep 3, 2016 18:10
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the Loud Nigra scream is currently going on in my head at full volume
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Sep 5, 2016 06:53
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I feel like I would really enjoy being a professional dog assassin. fake confession voted 1
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Sep 6, 2016 03:54
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loquacius posted:Yeah when I inevitably stop by the local renfest like I do once a year I'm totally gonna ask the axe-throwing-booth guy if he has stairs in his house maybe you wont but i know what im doing now
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Sep 8, 2016 20:45
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I am professional vlogger Joey Salads of the Joey Salds youtube empire. I like to perform pranks masked as social experiments that sometimes result in deaths (see: Harambe). My confessions is that my terrorism shooting muslim pranks where i throw suitcase bombs at people while shouting PRAISE JESUS are fake. I am actually jewish and also i cannot afford bombs now that youtube has cut my ad revenue. The video where i piss into my own mouth is real
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Sep 10, 2016 04:03
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a good steak is brown inside all the way through this is not bait
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God Of Paradise posted:Nope. Actually most of the people admitted to police they were there to have sex with a minor. Most plea bargained their sentences down, or pled guilty. The first guy to plead not guilty was in the military. He won. Well, the whole thing was thrown out by the judge and the jurisprudence was written stating that the shows interference was entrapment. if you look on YouTube you can see a bunch of imitators to TCAP where people invite pedophiles over and beta the poo poo out of them assuming the videos arent fake which they probably are
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ganadAS-4&t=105s
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Sep 14, 2016 02:58
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jastiger show us that rear end oh lord
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Sep 14, 2016 18:32
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GlitchThief posted:I know it's fiction, but that story has me wondering if instead of getting this terrible career I hate, I could have gone to wrestling school and had a rad career. Kitchener have you ever considered that your entire life may also be fiction
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Sep 17, 2016 01:35
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future confessors please keep the forums out of your confession because hearing "this happened because of the forums" makes your confession instantly fake and gay and i will invade your privacy with my car
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Sep 17, 2016 23:40
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H.H posted:That's for me to know and you to speculate about. i'd write jastiger fanfiction for free in fact i will do it now
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