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Those were short and we've got a bunch more in the queue and also I'm drinking beer that is way too strong for an empty stomach rn so let's have some morequote:I liked Suicide Squad and thought Leto's Joker was unironically the best Joker in film to date. quote:I have never cared about 9/11 or the Twin Towers. I feel like both of these deserve that meme where an angel comes down from on high with a piece of paper that says "ok"
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i'm shocked the guy who had never heard of the world trade center doesn't know it's called the trail of tears. the leto one is the most embarrassing one yet.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 22:39 |
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I dunno if any of you guys have ever tried this poo poo but it is loving fantastic and also kicking my rear end right now. The next confessions on the list are less boring than the previous ones, so I'm gonna post them.quote:I have to urinate a lot at nigth. So i have started using a big tea cup as a pisspot so that i dont have to walk back and forth between bedroom and toilet 5 times a nigth. Every morning i empty the contents into the toilet and wash the cup thoroughly. I still use this cup to drink tea and other liquids. There is no effect on the taste and there is no lingering smell.Yeah its unhygenic but its also very convenient. quote:I have a massive porn collection. I have over 500,000 pictures and over six terabytes of video. It’s all well curated too. I have accumulated this collection over the past 12-13 years. I don’t even like to watch porn all that much but on occasion I will fire up an old Julia Bond or Claire Dames video from 2005 and feel nostalgic not about porn but about life.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 22:41 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:they're more right than you are. *nodding and smiling*
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 22:47 |
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GORDON posted:*nodding and smiling* I AM WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA
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Superdude255 posted:Lol, I changed my entire career so I wouldnt have to relocate to California (probably the last place in the US I'd move to--The Dakotas or Montana might be nice I guess). What's your beef with California, anyway?
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 22:53 |
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im hearing a lot that people actually liked Suicide Squad
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 22:56 |
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loquacius posted:I AM Some peeps got to strap 24/7 for their jobs, mr. pee pants.
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quote:
Sorry your special ed teacher interrupted class with something educational and made you stop eating paste and boogers to listen to it.
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Putty posted:im hearing a lot that people actually liked Suicide Squad Putty I really don't think that's true
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quote:I liked Suicide Squad and thought Leto's Joker was unironically the best Joker in film to date. I was not fooled by this obviously fake confession
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loquacius posted:I have never cared about 9/11 or the Twin Towers. I'm guessing you hear "low functioning" a lot
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 23:43 |
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Lol at "IDK about 9/11" confessor being ridiculed by people on the forums that produced tribute.wmv
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 23:57 |
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loquacius posted:Those were short and we've got a bunch more in the queue and also I'm drinking beer that is way too strong for an empty stomach rn so let's have some more can someone post that meme? I was actually looking for it the other day and couldn't google it up.
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A Strange Aeon posted:can someone post that meme? I was actually looking for it the other day and couldn't google it up.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 00:22 |
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is no one going to comment on the goon who pisses and drinks from the same tea cup??? also, supposedly (I haven't seen it) the suicide squad movie is "functional" as dumb action flick. but jared leto has been bad in everything he's ever been in throughout his entire career so idk
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SciFiDownBeat posted:is no one going to comment on the goon who pisses and drinks from the same tea cup??? He was good in Lord of War. And I hear he did good in that movie where he played the gay AIDS dude. Or was it cross dressing? I dunno he won an award for that, I didn't see it. But he was good in Lord of War. And Requiem for a Dream, right?
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SciFiDownBeat posted:is no one going to comment on the goon who pisses and drinks from the same tea cup??? he was really good as the stupid obnoxious rear end in a top hat who gets axed to death in american psycho. the role he was born to play
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client posted:he was really good as the stupid obnoxious rear end in a top hat who gets axed to death in american psycho. Ditto getting his pretty face punched to mush in Fight Club
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I liked Suicide Squad but I'll admit that it has some glaring flaws and suffered from Warner Bros. and David Ayer not agreeing on how to cut the film. A lot of the negative reviews seem really exaggerated about how bad they thought it was. It's a functional, generally faithful adaptation of the comics. I've mostly seem bad reviews from professional critics and goons. Fans and neutral people have been liking it more.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 00:35 |
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If you're healthy urine is sterile and so if it doesn't affect the taste keep on Mr. Hasneverheardofabedpan
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 00:37 |
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Pretty sure the recurring sock-donged-singers guy and the public-pee-on-me-party guy are one and the same.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 00:39 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I liked Suicide Squad but I'll admit that it has some glaring flaws and suffered from Warner Bros. and David Ayer not agreeing on how to cut the film. A lot of the negative reviews seem really exaggerated about how bad they thought it was. It's a functional, generally faithful adaptation of the comics. fans don't know poo poo.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 01:05 |
how the gently caress can you piss that number of times and only fill a teacup? is it a fuckin huge tea pot? goon is it this *urine color extremely accurate how is it humanly possible to piss 1/5th a teacup's worth five times a night and not just get up and piss once or be unable to hold it?
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Urine isn't actually sterile
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Zorodius posted:Urine isn't actually sterile I bet it adds a unique patina though
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I made a scientifically inaccurate post on the internet (is it still OK to drink? asking for a friend)
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 02:26 |
I've used the same tea cup for only tea and nothing else for the last ten years. I wash it regularly. Tea or water drunk from this cup tastes noticeably different than a regular cup, because the years of tea penetrated into the ceramic itself. Now imagine if it was piss
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 02:37 |
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why a dude too lazy to walk to the pisser? I'm guessing he is fat
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I've used the same tea cup for only tea and nothing else for the last ten years. I wash it regularly. Tea or water drunk from this cup tastes noticeably different than a regular cup, because the years of tea penetrated into the ceramic itself. this is just part of the process of becoming a god
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:04 |
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Why are so many of these confessions about urine
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Bargearse posted:Why are so many of these confessions about urine Read the thread title
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:55 |
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quote:My boyfriend of three years is probably going start a managerial position, sometime around New Year's. This is most likely going to be located out of state, with high odds on being on the other side of the country. He wants me to relocate and move in with him, with the thought of getting married somewhere down the line if it works out. quote:There's a 0% chance of this being real, but god in heaven just let me have this one thing:
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quote:The longer I work for CPS the more I think we should actively encourage people to have abortions. gently caress that "it's a hard choice" bullshit, just be honest and tell folks that having a baby can absolutely loving ruin their lives and hey abortion is only 30 minutes and will let you keep shooting up as much heroin as you want. quote:In my late teens and early 20's I masturbated at least 30 times a day, every day, without lube. The skin on my penis ended up becoming raw and red and inflamed, and frequently bled. The doctor told me very clearly that I had to stop masturbating so much. I did not stop masturbating, and I was too embarrassed to go back when I encountered more problems.
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Goon jerks his dick entirely off, unsurprising
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how is it even possible to jerk off 30 times in one day
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shes mostly in the tub
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i pronounce the L in half
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Profondo Rosso posted:how is it even possible to jerk off 30 times in one day It's not piss is funny more piss stories Sorry cps goon I wish more people had abortions too, for real
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