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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Confession Time.

I think I may be a mutant. Almost every single day of my life, I've had a to excrete a viscous brown paste from a sphincter on my body. It's a noxious concoction, of varying consistencies and amounts. It's horrible. I'm like something out of John Carpenters The Thing. I've never known who to talk to about this issue, I may be the only human that has ever had this mutation.

*sobs*

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

CJacobs posted:

that top one didn't happen

Not sure about the bottom one either.

Who the hell waits till their 16 before they start masturbating?! Most teens have conceived two dumpster babies by that time, let alone put their hands on their naughty area.

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