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OctoberBlues posted:SOmeone shared this buzzfeed article, I mean what the gently caress is this even 
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Anderron Shi posted:Lol gently caress that get your freak on nigga, no girl is werth wating for especially when you know she suckin dudes dicks! That is goddamn poetic.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:22
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Preem Palver posted:When the earth is only 6000 years old there ain't time for this bullshit about millions of years or whatever. Same reason they conflate chimps and ape-like ancestor; they literally do think that you're suggesting their great-great-great-grandpa or whoever was just an actual modern chimpanzee. The real fun is when they get into Noah's Ark or astronomy. Did you know that the Grand Canyon and was carved in a matter of days from the receding flood waters? There was also no such thing as rain before the flood, just a hollow sphere of liquid water that magically floated around the earth that somehow made the atmosphere super-oxygenated, which is why dudes lived to be 700 and there were dinosaurs and giant bugs and poo poo. We know this because of all the fossils they left in the flood, proving that dinosaurs roamed the earth in the distant past of 3500 BC. Or that God placed every single star in the cosmos perfectly as to create the ideal gravity on Earth. If a single star ever, EVER moved a single inch in the vast clockwork of the cosmos, it would now take the force of a tractor to move your arm. All seems pretty legit to me, what's your point?
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Aug 22, 2016 17:31
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Aug 23, 2016 12:34
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That's pretty punchy for a bakery tbh. I mean they sell baked poo poo, they have literally no skin in the game. smh.
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exethan posted:Gotta love h8ers The Donald regularly sends his love to the haters and losers.
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Aug 27, 2016 09:57
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 Goddamn I love Alex Jones' Facebook poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2016 16:18
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Alex Jones is a national treasure, the Brits understand that The clip of him on one of our daytime politics circle-jerk TV shows was sublime. He stepped up to the plate and knocked it the gently caress out of the park.
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Sep 1, 2016 17:13
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So, uh, when's this meatball audit? Is there going to be some kind of test?
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Sep 7, 2016 10:49
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I'm not sure how Paul Burns does his fact checking, but I just went on Subway's website and it suggests 8 meatballs per footlong sub without circa 4" of empty bread. I dunno if Subway changed the images on their site because they were scared of Paul's threats of this going viral though. Would make sense if they did, the Internet is a dangerous place and a franchise so well-regarded for the quality of its cuisine can little afford this kind of embarrassing public exposure.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:30
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These types of people legit scare the poo poo out of me. 
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Sep 7, 2016 13:03
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Any time somebody uses the word 'sheeple' I have to stop my brain for a second to check if they are using it ironically or not. Those fuckos who say it unironically put my poor brain into a continuous loop.
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Moridin920 posted:95% of phone calls I get I let go to voicemail then I text that person immediately after with a 'hey what's up' That says more about you than it does about the popularity of phone calls as a method of communication tbh.
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Sep 8, 2016 17:55
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Moridin920 posted:not really lol any single study you look at in the last few years indicates phone calls are dropping in popularity while texting is rising I guess I'm thinking about it more from a job scenario. I'd freak out if my clients started texting rather than calling me. I get it within friendship circles though, I can't stand talking to those assholes and they can hear the passive aggressiveness and sarcasm in my voice.
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Efexeye posted:you gotta make it clear to clients that you dont want them to text or they will do it while your in church or at disneyland, incessantly You joke, but in my last job I did have a client who would text with alarming frequency to meet up and have a beer. I sold mutual funds and he was divorced and lonely. It was loving weird.
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Sep 9, 2016 08:47
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vyst posted:I've been there. Except it was a hooker I used to see tbh your story sounds way more interesting than mine
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Sep 9, 2016 17:16
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Knew what this was before I even clicked play. This guy's church was closed down because apparently he doesn't pay a goddamn thing for anything so now it's being turned into a shelter for homeless LGBTQ youth didn't they also interview him on the daily show years ago where he said Obama was Hitler or some other crazy poo poo?
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Sep 9, 2016 17:17
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KomodoWagon posted:Yeah, any place that gives you HIV testing will also advise you on where and how to get treatment if your test comes out positive. There's no real scenario where that misunderstanding could occur. I think @PoppethThyPussy may be engaging in some rather unimaginative trolling.
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Sep 12, 2016 10:25
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Non Serviam posted:No mention of quotes is complete with Marilyn Monroe's "if you can't take it at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It's shared by every suburban girl who think of a drug addicted actress as an inspiration. I find sharing that quote is an excellent screening method for people to out themselves as vapid morons. It's great.
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Sep 13, 2016 13:01
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 YOU DID NOT HAVE A CHILDHOOD, MOM AND DAD.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:38
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Also, 'Ho Wop' is not a loving thing.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:47
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WrenP-Complete posted:Who are those people? I think I had a childhood... Oh no! I'm from the childhood repossessions agency. Please put all childhood memories in this bag.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:49
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The power of minions to make every retarded thought immediately very powerful and intellectual never ceases to amaze. "I don't vaccinate my kids because I don't want them to be autistic sperglords." = an idiot parent "I don't vaccinate my kids because I don't want them to be autistic sperglords." + a minion = a smart parent
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Sep 15, 2016 18:11
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Hot Karl Marx posted:What the image says isnt always false though True, but they are exclusively propagated by morons.
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Sep 15, 2016 18:29
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monkeytennis posted:Yeah it's this apart from the dieting bit. Better yet, use the 'hide this fat's dumb poo poo from my feed' feature. Not giving a gently caress is an art form.
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Sep 18, 2016 15:05
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Tricky D posted:Big Trouble in Little Attire
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Sep 18, 2016 19:45
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Echo chamber of obstinate stupidity. And pictures of minions next to a wall of text that a minion, with it's limited vocabulary, couldn't possibly put together.
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Sep 19, 2016 15:57
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loving hell.
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Sep 19, 2016 19:53
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SEX BURRITO posted:This person was just recommended as a friend to me. Kinda looks like Don Vito but, y'know, less dead.
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Sep 20, 2016 09:40
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Pvt.Scott posted:If you gently caress your cousin, it actually means you're really good at physics. Just look at Einstein! You might be, your retarded children not so much.
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Efexeye posted:facebook has an 'unfollow but stay friends' option that allows you to maintain your personal bubble at whatever level you please I love seeing crazy fuckholes publicly share their dipshit beliefs. Manna from heaven.
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