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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Anderron Shi posted:

Translation anyone?

He's encouraging you to ask his sister out on a date, for he is accepting of her desire to have a romantic life. He suggests you go shooting together, and afterwards partake in libations.

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"The troops" my goodness gracious we really have just stopped educating these kids haven't we

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Stuntman posted:

Conservatism is racism, and if you don't realize that you're part of the problem.

hosed up if true

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Ah, the naive days when you thought that a girl meant that when she said it. It's not that she's not ready, it's that she's not ready for you. Can't hang onto girls waiting for them to see the light. You'll never get laid before prom that way.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Isn't that red haired girl actually a dude?

She's whatever youTumblr want her to be.

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Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

cuz you're just being a dick to people for no reason

Being a character in Questionable Content is reason enough for ridicule.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

and a human is still a human so why do you want other humans to feel lovely about themselves unless you yourself have some issues to work out?

Don't they already feel lovely about themselves isn't that actually the entire point

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

even if they do why does that mean it's okay to pile on?


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Being a character in Questionable Content is reason enough for ridicule.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

you're an insecure goony goon

Turn on your monitor.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

vyst posted:

isn't the creator of questionable content this weirdo aspergers goon type anyway?

He's a thirty-plus New Englander white guy who once had a kind of neat comic about indie music and poop jokes and soap opera shennanigans and now it's literally become a procession of paper-thin (not literally, they're all chunky) broken women who take turns being the center of attention until the audience and the artist bore of them and then they become one-note side characters to provide punch lines. All of the drama is stupid and nobody even fucks anymore, except for the main dude (who is basically a satellite character at this point) and the aforementioned redhead and even then it's basically a Shroedinger's dick situation on that one.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Are we not obscuring people's full names now

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

if they didn't bother to I'm not going to

honestly it didn't even occur to me but i'm not going back and changing it now unless a mod says so.

lol okay then. Wait weren't you just lecturing about being assholes

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Probably shouldn't post your own Facebook here

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I want to smoke weed, every day, and I want everyone else to also.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

I thought govt stimulus was good for the markets and people :(

It's what they wanted you to think. It's the lie they always tell. When you're starving in Heaven, and dreaming of Hell.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i ate two fancy cheeses today but i have already forgotten their names i'm sorry

they were really good though

one was french the other from a spain

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The best cheese is port salut

thanks for reading

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Thanks, I'm gay now

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
People keep talking about trans stuff in every thread, they shouldn't, we settled it already in the other fifteen threads, honest.


Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:

Seriously. gently caress sugar, yo.



This girl is gonna grow up into a bad bitch alright. She's gonna be like Tulip from Preacher (the comic not the awful teevee show)

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Supplement school lunches with LSD jello cups

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i for one am really happy for her

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Facebook version:


Man I really wanna know what's on chapter 24 of the Book of Matt.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

cnut posted:

Not sure I can blame him.



No good will come of this.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pvt.Scott posted:

I know the Japanese have some cultural tradition of keeping the umbilical cord in a box as a keepsake or some poo poo. Some people make the placenta into a stew or whatever, I guess.

Navajo will bury the umbilical cord in the lands they call home.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



Posted by someone who considers themself a writer. I can't :allears: enough.

He's a writer like I'm a fisherman.

ffs they use a different font each line it's like a middle schooler wrote this

i hope a middle schooler wrote this

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
It's not officially fall until I've smoked the first pumpkin spice crack of the season

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Alex Jones is a national treasure, the Brits understand that

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

I adore this

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Does Alex Jones smoke? I guess it wouldn't surprise me, but he always struck me as somebody who'd be opposed to most vices.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The poor, the deluded, and the damned.

I hope they all find liberation.

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Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

New England...the West Coast... is bad

Yah

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ha ha I like this

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Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Dog people don't squat like girls to pet their best friends they get on their fuckin' knees to put their faces inside that silly dog's gaping wet toothy maw and then they share their breakfasts together.

Please don't do this

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

This one doesn't make sense.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The magic of this here, is that you can get the entire meaning of that huge post by reading the first sentence and the last and nothing inbetween.

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Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Command Ant posted:

Every campaign and movement like that inevitably gets hijacked by insecure fatties.

Combine this with the obesity epidemic and

well let's just say we're all in big trouble.

ha ha because fat

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