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Does it matter if its a girl or a boy dog?
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Jun 3, 2016 20:11
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Well he walks around naked all day so I figure I have nothing to be ashamed of
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Jun 3, 2016 20:14
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A dog will lick their genitals and rear end in a top hat in front of you, I can't see how it matters.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:16
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Like I care what someone who eats their own poo poo thinks (this is in reference to OP, not my dog FYI)
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Jun 3, 2016 20:16
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morally inept rereg?
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Jun 3, 2016 20:17
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Then how would I clean up?
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Jun 3, 2016 20:17
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Kuato posted:Like I care what someone who eats their own poo poo thinks (this is in reference to OP, not my dog FYI)
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Jun 3, 2016 20:22
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:A dog will lick their genitals and rear end in a top hat in front of you, I can't see how it matters. yeah plus i dont think a monkey would be bothered either and we are p much the same thing 
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Jun 3, 2016 20:25
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i dont like where society is headed. every day i am besieged by talk of masturbation. at home, in traffic, at the office and grocery store. the bank tellers and pharmacists and landscapers and policemen, all droning on about jerking off. listen, im not a square, i've waxed my weasel at least a dozen times. i just dont get this need to share that info with everyone you meet. shouldnt some things be kept private? i shouldnt know how many times a day my mail carrier beats the bishop but i do. all thanks to the internet and millennials and gotta have it now souped up car culture. unfathomable amounts of information at our fingertips day or night. it isnt natural and it isnt human. i guess thats the real problem i'm having. i dont want to lose my humanity...
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Jun 3, 2016 20:25
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Nope, your mom likes to watch, OP
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Jun 3, 2016 20:26
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Melmac posted:Nope, your mom likes to watch, OP good post
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Jun 3, 2016 20:26
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I make my dog leave because shame rules my existence.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:26
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my dog is a bunch of ashes sitting on my dresser. so no, not usually
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Jun 3, 2016 20:28
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if the dog wants to stay he can stay the freak
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Jun 3, 2016 20:28
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Cnut the Great posted:my dog is a bunch of ashes sitting on my dresser. so no, not usually you should clean that up
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Jun 3, 2016 20:29
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jerking off should be between a man and a porntube, not the other way around.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:31
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Parallax Scroll posted:morally inept rereg?
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Jun 3, 2016 20:32
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he would just try to help, and it would be like cooking with a kid.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:34
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JiveHonky posted:jerking off should be between a man and a porntube, not the other way around. you mom doesn't like that name
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Jun 3, 2016 20:35
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Cnut the Great posted:my dog is a bunch of ashes sitting on my dresser. so no, not usually That's morbid as hell.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:35
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:he would just try to help, and it would be like cooking with a kid. Define "cooking"
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Jun 3, 2016 20:36
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RideTheSpiral posted:you mom doesn't like that name your mom is a lousy cook with a flat rear end.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:36
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what do you think monkeys think about when they jerk off?
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Jun 3, 2016 20:37
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You never see a dog just cum in its own face so i think that the licking is just maintenance
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Jun 3, 2016 20:38
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JiveHonky posted:your mom is a lousy cook with a flat rear end. it's true. she serves nothing but lice and the donkey was run over by a truck 
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Jun 3, 2016 20:38
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RideTheSpiral posted:it's true. she serves nothing but lice and the donkey was run over by a truck sorry for your loss
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Jun 3, 2016 20:39
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JiveHonky posted:sorry for your loss it was a great rear end. it was a very sad day when it was squashed, or tapped as she called it, by that trucker
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Jun 3, 2016 20:41
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Cnut the Great posted:my dog is a bunch of ashes sitting on my dresser. so no, not usually too big of a pussy for taxidermy
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Jun 3, 2016 21:14
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actually i actively chase it down, OP, in a similar fashion to this gif
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Jun 3, 2016 21:19
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Digital Fingers posted:what do you think monkeys think about when they jerk off?
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Jun 3, 2016 21:20
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But then all this peanut butter would go to waste!
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Jun 3, 2016 21:21
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id love to jerk off staring into the eyes of a gorilla
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Jun 3, 2016 21:22
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what about the ones who haven't met me?
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Jun 3, 2016 21:32
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It hasn't been a problem, my dog is so repulsed by my gross goony flabby naked body that she doesn't want to be in the same room as me anyway.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:42
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Look at all the 1%ers in here that can afford a dog!
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Jun 5, 2016 00:55
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I lock my dog in the bathroom until he pisses on the floor and jackoff in his doghouse. It's... kind of our thing.
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Jun 5, 2016 01:00
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I kick him out but only because he starts staring at me once I get hard.
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Jun 5, 2016 01:02
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the trick is to bring in a tennis ball and when your about to nut you give it a fake toss and try to get the dog to snatch your jizz out of the air.
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Jun 5, 2016 01:07
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Wendigee posted:the trick is to bring in a tennis ball and when your about to nut you give it a fake toss and try to get the dog to snatch your jizz out of the air. lol if you need to trick your dog into catching your ropes.
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My dog zigzags in between them w agility and grace
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