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The sky is ablaze in a flash of silvery light as an object pierces the clouds in the night and crashes with an explosion of color and sound. Off in the distance, embedded in a barren field is a saucer-shaped craft. Who will be brave enough to investigate the strange alien craft? Who will dare to navigate traps, solve puzzles and venture forth into the mysteries that await? Who will be adventurous enough to be... ALIEN PROBED Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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In as Cletus Uriah Naven Tuttlesworth, a local farmer who is illiterate yet resourceful
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Jun 6, 2016 17:00
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 Luvcow posted:In as Cletus Uriah Naven Tuttlesworth, a local farmer who is illiterate yet resourceful I think Cletus would get along v good with Butmurr the Steady, a bottom-heavy barbarian mystic who enjoys trivia |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:10
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In as Clarence Wimbly , a centaur on stilts.
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Jun 6, 2016 17:13
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Luvcow posted:In as Cletus Uriah Naven Tuttlesworth, a local farmer who is illiterate yet resourceful Before you is a huge swath of churned up earth, plowing through the field you (thankfully) have left fallow this season. Unfortunately, at the end of the rut is a glowing, pulsing object that you're pretty sure isn't something you'd find down at your local farmer supply store. What do you do? 
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Jun 6, 2016 17:13
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I volunteer my spunky and openminded businesswoman, Amelia Heartful |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:14
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Splatmaster posted:Before you is a huge swath of churned up earth, plowing through the field you (thankfully) have left fallow this season. Unfortunately, at the end of the rut is a glowing, pulsing object that you're pretty sure isn't something you'd find down at your local farmer supply store. call my attorney, Dan Bigglesworth
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Jun 6, 2016 17:15
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im glad i can look down now my neck was starting to hurt
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Jun 6, 2016 17:15
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So far we have Cletus, Clarence, Butmur and Amelia gathered together looking at the strange craft. Clarence reaches into his pocket and takes out his cell phone and begins dialing his lawyer, Dan Bigglesworth. A message says the line has been disconnected. Your phone suddenly glows a brilliant white flash of light and goes out. It no longer functions. Someone new arrives and says "I'm glad I can look down now. my neck was starting to hurt!" What do you do?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:20
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super mario batali posted:call my attorney, Dan Bigglesworth "urg, first lawyer is maybe orators in ancient greece, in fourth century. could not charge payment for work, lot different now heh heh heh" |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:22
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Splatmaster posted:What do you do? Poke the craft with toe "gruhhh.. common misconception is, saucer help dissipate hot from coffee, actually contact area very small, not much effect urg" shinmai fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:24
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Yet another person joins the gathered group of onlookers and says ""urg, first lawyer is maybe orators in ancient greece, in fourth century. could not charge payment for work, lot different now heh heh heh" and then pokes at the craft's silvery smooth surface with his foot. "gruhhh.. common misconception is, saucer help dissipate hot from coffee, actually contact area very small, not much effect urg" he continues, as he presses harder with his toe. The surface deforms at first, yielding to the pressure but then abruptly it gives way. Suddenly, it parts around his foot, revealing a hole that expands into an oval shaped doorway that leads inside the craft. A low thrumming vibration can now be felt as well as heard. What do you do?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:34
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Splatmaster posted:Yet another person joins the gathered group of onlookers "hrrgrug, dear voice in head, pretty sure me is still me Butmurr. as mystic Butmurr immune to dissociative identity disorder. speaking of, first case is mention by Swiss person name Paracelsus in 1646" *looks around nervously* "not want make anyone uncomfortable, maybe others hear voice in head too?" |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:38
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OOC: Oops! You're right! A strange look crosses Butmurr's face and he looks around, shakes his head and mutters something to himself. What do you do?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:46
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In as Lens Camberson, a blind eyewear specialist with incredible hearing. |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:47
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This time the Narrator is absolutely certain some one new arrives, because Lens Camberson is clean, mean and on the scene! The craft now has an entrance way going into it. Amelia, Cletus, Clarence, Butmurr, (Twist Fist's Character) and Lens are here. What do you do?
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Jun 6, 2016 17:55
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"Me familiar with Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, have bad feeling. Did all know humans vote Barrier Peaks book 5th best D&D book of all time when D&D turn 30 years old?" |
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Jun 6, 2016 18:02
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>EXAMINE ENTRANCE WAY |
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Jun 6, 2016 18:17
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shinmai posted:"Me familiar with Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, have bad feeling. Did all know humans vote Barrier Peaks book 5th best D&D book of all time when D&D turn 30 years old?" "I played that module when I was a kid but my daddy said it was satanic so I blew it up. I'm thinking maybe we should try blowing this spaceship up too before the devil infects our hearts and souls. PRAISE JESUS!!!!!"
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Jun 6, 2016 18:20
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I tap on the craft entrance with my stilts.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:42
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In as Chet Riggs, a Louisianan mechanic who is out of his element everywhere he goes
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Jun 6, 2016 19:35
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Luvcow posted:"I played that module when I was a kid but my daddy said it was satanic so I blew it up. I'm thinking maybe we should try blowing this spaceship up too before the devil infects our hearts and souls. PRAISE JESUS!!!!!" "Grmgh, How illiterate crop magician play role game? Butmurr suspicious. Grr Is plantmancy expert know humans in place called Sardinia will say Praise Gesùs? Gruu.." |
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Jun 6, 2016 19:46
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Your group is joined by (Eonwe) and Chet Riggs, who says "Woo-wee that there sure is sumpin'!" to no one in particular. He smells slightly of crayfish. Butmurr the Steady sagely states, "Me familiar with Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, have bad feeling. Did all know humans vote Barrier Peaks book 5th best D&D book of all time when D&D turn 30 years old?" Cletus Uriah Naven Tuttlesworth exclaims, "I played that module when I was a kid but my daddy said it was satanic so I blew it up. I'm thinking maybe we should try blowing this spaceship up too before the devil infects our hearts and souls. PRAISE JESUS!!!!!" Butmurr the Steady states, "Grmgh, How illiterate crop magician play role game? Butmurr suspicious. Grr Is plantmancy expert know humans in place called Sardinia will say Praise Gesùs? Gruu.." The alien craft's throbbing is joined by a subtle humming sound that starts out with a low pitch but is slowly increasing. Clarence Wembley, a centaur who is perched precariously on stilts, extends one of them toward the craft's now fully opened portal. A loud gong echoes forth from the craft. The doorway appears to be an open portal, but it's solid and impassable. You think perhaps there may be more curious fortune finders arriving soon. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 20:35
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In as Jimmy Tomlin, a recently laid-off biology professor from Texas with a bitter heart and a penchant for travel.
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Jun 6, 2016 20:36
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cletus throws a rock at the craft while also holding his pocket knife, just in case
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Jun 6, 2016 20:37
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i yell "LEROY JENKINS" (a little WoW humor for you guys, nyuk-nyuk) and charge into the thing that looks like a portal. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 6, 2016 22:30
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DraconicImpulse posted:i yell "LEROY JENKINS" (a little WoW humor for you guys, nyuk-nyuk) and charge into the thing that looks like a portal. As DraconicImpulse willfully launches themself at the portal, you hear a wet, slurping sound as they disappear. An alien, metallic voice utters the words "All Those Who Pass This Portal Shall Be PROBED!" DraconicImpulse is being probed! Jimmy Tomlin has joined the group! What do you do? [/quote] https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 22:40
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DraconicImpulse posted:i yell "LEROY JENKINS" (a little WoW humor for you guys, nyuk-nyuk) and charge into the thing that looks like a portal. "mrugh, jenkins person is name Ben Schulz. he make presentation at blizz con in year 2007 ad" Splatmaster posted:As DraconicImpulse willfully launches themself at the portal, you hear a wet, slurping sound as they disappear. *draws mystic runes in dirt while chanting to cast a protective aura over everyone*  "gruughh.. badapappapaaa have it own way" "should protect from probation now" *determinedly enters portal* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 6, 2016 22:47
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Butmurr the Steady begins drawing mystic runes in the dirt at the entrance of the portal. Uttering mystic words in some arcane language, he says "gruughh.. badapappapaaa have it own way". Satisfied with his handiwork, he gives a grunt of approval and indicates to everyone that they should be safe with a protective aura. He charges into the portal, and disappears with a wet slurping sound... Butmurr the Steady is being probed! What do you do? [/quote] https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 6, 2016 22:54
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>use binoculars to inspect from a distance
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Jun 6, 2016 23:32
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*Uxz strolls towards the group of people wondering what on earth / in space is going on here?*
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Jun 7, 2016 01:45
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i jauntily dance up as lizard wizard, the mute, suited mascot of local sports team the salamanders, putting my arms up to my face in expressionless shock at the entire scene. |
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Jun 7, 2016 04:57
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6 hours of probing really hurts the bum |
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Jun 7, 2016 05:02
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I'm retired pro baseballer Brent "The Boogeyman" Waffler and I'm here with bat in hand ready to bash whatever might need bashin'
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Jun 7, 2016 05:17
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i shove draconic impulse back into the portal (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 7, 2016 05:47
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i grasp onto twist fist's shirt as i am being shoved (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 7, 2016 05:52
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nooo
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Jun 7, 2016 05:52
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i take my shirt off and start whacking the portal with an axe
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Jun 7, 2016 05:57
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"grunt, me just be probed for five and one hours and boy are my cheeks tired grugh. Why ancient protective aura not protect from probe. Butmurr suspicious" *starts drawing runes in the air to empower TWIST FIST in his axe whacking endeavour*  "brugh, he just axing a question ha ha ha ha" "do shirtless hero know, axe products have name of musk, spice, amber, oriental and marine from year name 1983 until year name 1989?" |
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HighwireAct posted:>use binoculars to inspect from a distance You see a group of individuals contemplating a strange alien spacecraft. One of them suddenly goes charging into a portal that has suddenly appeared in the side of the craft. You hear a wet slurping sound (even from this distance) as they are sucked into the portal. You then hear a stange metallic voice say: An alien, metallic voice utters the words "All Those Who Pass This Portal Shall Be PROBED!" You then see one of the people draw symbols into the sand and, with a satisfied grunt, they stand up and motion to their companions that the coast is clear. With a look of confidence on their face, Butermurr the Steady walks toward the portal and is unceremoniously slurped into it despite powerful arcane protections. Someone wearing a salamander team mascot suit arrives, followed by another individual with a baseball bat. One of the companions rudely grabs a hold of the other's shirt and flings them into the portal but the grabbee makes sure the grabber goes along too! Twist Fist is being probed! Draconic Impulse is being probed Twist Fist hits the portal with an axe on the way into the portal, a shower of sparks ensues! What do you do? [/quote] https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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