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imagine the internet suddenly being sent away to a place where there is no more human interaction, but the servers and computers keep operating as normal. after billions of years, would the information evolve into something, or would it just be a dead shell and pretty much the same as before? rules: -no more user input -the hardware is immortal, where it does not degrade or break down physically, but has the same limitations with computing power as before -date/time bugs do not exist
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:40 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:13 |
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libraries are for nerds
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:40 |
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it would go fast in a vacuum.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:41 |
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I think it would actually slowly degrade into less than what it is right now, with lots of sites using "popular in the last $n days" for building front pages for example. Machine learning things wouldn't get a larger set of training data so depending on how good their algorithms are they may just asymptotically approach perfection for the given task. We've never actually made any smart things so this would just be a sad affair really
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:11 |
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our vacuum has broken and we need to buy a new one any suggestions internet pals?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:21 |
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get one that sucks
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:39 |
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get a dyson like the yuppie you are
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:43 |
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this is not the iot vacuum thread I was promised
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:46 |
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Triglav posted:get one that sucks
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:49 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:our vacuum has broken and we need to buy a new one any suggestions internet pals? a looong time ago I asked about vacuums in gbs and they recommended Eureka TheBoss 4870 from walmart bc it was cheap and good. doesn't look like that model is sold anymore tho
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:58 |
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i'd get something with a bag instead of those canisters.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 02:05 |
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what is this, 1930?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 02:26 |
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we also don't have Walmart in NZ which is a good thing?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 04:54 |
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walmart passes the savings on to you
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 04:57 |
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a smart(er) roomba that can judge a user by the dust it sweeps up and the furniture it avoids, reporting that info to relevant ad companies / ikea That has to have been pitched by now, right?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 05:28 |
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i think you described a spouse, minus the ads part
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 05:31 |
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the internet persists in the hyperfunk zone
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 05:32 |
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the internet in a vacuum: help! i can't breathe!
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 05:57 |
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we can retrofit the dumb ones with a prod and install a bunch of dash buttons along the baseboards in every room
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 09:07 |
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angry_keebler posted:the internet in a vacuum: help! i can't breathe! hehe
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 11:35 |
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it sucks a lot, op
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 15:43 |
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Shaggar posted:it would go fast in a vacuum.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 15:50 |
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all the servers fail within minutes because there is no air for the fans to blow across heat sinks
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 16:15 |
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air gapped
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 16:15 |
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all the hard drives crash immediately as there is no air to keep the drive heads above the platters and all data is lost
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 16:16 |
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Jimmy Carter posted:all the servers fail within minutes because there is no air for the fans to blow across heat sinks Jimmy Carter posted:all the hard drives crash immediately as there is no air to keep the drive heads above the platters and all data is lost It's not that kind of vacuum you autismal idiot!!
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 16:50 |
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*puts a vacuum cleaner on your computer and sucks up all your data and passwords*
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 22:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 22:07 |
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Peanut and the Gang posted:*puts a vacuum cleaner on your computer and sucks up all your data and passwords* that's illegal
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:18 |
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what if you have a warrant though eh smart guy?
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:31 |
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i'm not going to imagine anything. gently caress you
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 01:53 |
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It is vger's task to merge with the creator
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 01:57 |
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3072: the year hampster dance dot com became self-aware
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 02:53 |
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GameCube posted:3072: the year hampster dance dot com became self-aware moan my ip becomes the forefront artificial intelligence
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 04:27 |
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Migishu posted:It is vger's task to merge with the creator
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 04:35 |
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GameCube posted:3072: the year hampster dance dot com became self-aware
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 04:44 |
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sounds like this site tbh
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:39 |
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Migishu posted:It is vger's task to merge with the creator
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