- german porn enthusiast
- Dec 29, 2015
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by exmarx
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This thread is for people running for water district manager, state comptroller, and sometimes even the US Senate whose platforms are illogical, impractical, insane, jokes, or otherwise amazing. These are the people that make elections worth it. These are the people that, when you're researching your vote, make you glad to be alive.
People like:
Mike Beitiks, running for Senator of California
Mike Beitiks posted: ISIS. Immigration reform. The NSA. Gun control. The end of the two-party system as we know it.
What do all of these terrifying issues for the 2016 election have in common?
None of them matter because we’re all going to die.
Mike Beitiks posted:
Another white male in the Senate, though? Really?
Yeah, I’ve thought about this.
I mean, gently caress.
I get it. I get it.
I’ll do my best.
I could drag a few more juicy quotes out of this year's california senate race, but let's try Ricky Joe, candidate for president in Florida
theaveragejoeforpresident.com posted:
Urgent!; Is God Finished with America?
In the name of tolerance and diversity America has surrendered to the religion of Secular Humanism[i], the final act being the court declaration that Secular Humanism is a religion for Establishment Clause purposes[ii].
America, consider, your ways! You strive for much but God allows it to be blown away! Why? Because of those of you who allow God’s house to lie desolate and ignored while you do as you please acting as if you are a god unto yourselves, and what you believe is the supreme law of the land.
Even in these difficult times, with the war on terror taking a backseat to gender identification, when the days of innocence are behind us God is with us.
Ricky Joe Story posted:
Urgency is what creates “ALIGNMENT”. God takes the individual or nation through the alignment process one step at a time as you are able to handle the experience, of becoming willing to surrender to The Spirit and allow Christ to reign supreme.
Thus by Faith, the Counselor President is experienced very experienced. His life has been aligned for the need of the moment by the word of God which is living and active and sharper than any two-edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit, of both joints and marrow, and able to judge the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
What is being revealed about our Nation by the leaders we choose?
What unsung heroes are in your neck of the woods?
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- Bip Roberts
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7/9 is pretty cool for getting forced into kinky sex things by her ex husband and railroading Obama into office.
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