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the man looked down in shock at the blood pouring from a nasty papercut

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"drat kids and their loose leaf notebooks!" he shouted in exasperation

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Darkman Fanpage
i opened the toilet lid and found the previous occupant hadnt flushed

bacalou


the letter confirmed doctor smith's diagnosis

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"The poster is inside the thread!" said the note written in blood on his Facebook wall

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
"The wife wanted me to go to IKEA..."

<3 <3 Vanisher

bong

by Shine
Another non-bong BYOB IK

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precision

by VideoGames
It only hurt a little.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Everybody died of sadness

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
President elect donald trump.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
You've been adopted by woody allen.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Willy Wonka just hired you to make his factory OSHA compliant.

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cuntman.net

drilldo squirt posted:

Willy Wonka just hired you to make his factory OSHA compliant.

hahaha

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


A pit filled with hundreds of Woody Allens and Donald Trumps.

BoldFrankensteinMir


For sale: baby shoes, partially eaten.


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HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
we're out of weed

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
"Mein souffle!", He cried to the heavens.


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

HighwireAct posted:

we're out of weed

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bean mom

Deeper, it moved, in his abdomen

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Android Blues

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

For sale: baby shoes, partially eaten.

For burning in a big fire: haunted baby shoes, worn once...! [note: let this ellipsis imply that the baby who wore them died and is now haunting the shoes. drat this is moving]

BoldFrankensteinMir


Dripping icy sweat, hands fumbling to get all the latches locked, she shuddered, and turned just in time to see the bucket of chicken drumsticks hurtling towards her.


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The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Fatter, and older, she looked nothing like the picture on her OKcupid profile.

bean mom

Zyla posts new thread.

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BoldFrankensteinMir


"If you don't love the new Ghostbusters movie you hate women" his mother screamed over the chainsaw's roar.


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bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

Zyla posted:

Zyla posts new thread.

:gonk:

City of Glompton

Distracted by the thought of his hot netflix and chill date awaiting him in the living room, Jeff hastily placed a bag of movie butter popcorn in the microwave, hit the 'Popcorn' button, and walked away.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


For sale:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
the sale ended yesterday

nvm no cake

wife: hey, honey, there was a scared looking dog running around in the street so i saved him and i'm bringing him home with me

precision

by VideoGames
I ate Mother today, or maybe yesterday.

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The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



thepiratebae.se posted:

wife: hey, honey, there was a scared looking dog running around in the street so i saved him and i'm bringing him home with me

:shuddering intensifies:

Piso Mojado

sadly, the ranch dressing the girl had put on her salad was actually Lite Ranch , and her life flashed before her eyes.


Piso Mojado

he glanced at the blue, wet floor of his port-a-potty tomb, and realized his shoe had been untied the entire time.


symbolic

with a slight motion of his hands, he appeared to remove and then reattach his thumb repeatedly

peanut


One firm tug brought a dozen wire hangers out of the bag, tangled together like a hateful cocoon.

nvm no cake

he quickly ripped open his brand new giant bag of assorted jolly ranchers and spilled them onto the table, only to be horrified at the sight of only 2 cherry flavored ones in the whole pile

FluffieDuckie

peanut posted:

One firm tug brought a dozen wire hangers out of the bag, tangled together like a hateful cocoon.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

BoldFrankensteinMir


A third terrible, dying, unbearable "CLUNK" confirmed his worst suspicions: that jerk hadn't fixed his transmission at all.


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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Hey, hold my beer, and watch this!

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
And then GBS moved to BYOB.

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