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- shinmai
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CHK Instruction
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The millenial's mind was made up, he would triple-down on his debts and get a PHD in video games.
me irl
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Jun 6, 2016 22:25
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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On his deathbed, his greatest regret was that no matter what he had inserted or how hard he tried his whole life, his rear end was only a pale shadow of goatse.
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Jun 8, 2016 00:48
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- Marchofthepenguins
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Mental hygiene should be practiced after every meal
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When I looked in the mirror, my reflection's eyes were closed, and I knew it wasn't over.
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Jun 8, 2016 01:25
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- Android Blues
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a local man has to mothball his baby shoe distribution business when for some reason no one wants baby shoes that he weirdly calls "never worn" instead of just "new"
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Jun 8, 2016 07:34
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- Android Blues
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"what's the matter with you people? - they've got no god drat baby germs, have they? - i should like to know how you expect to get along without my brand new, fresh, never worn before by a baby, never used once, no baby's feet have been in these, free of all infant joy and laughter residue, shoes for your babies, that's all!"
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Jun 8, 2016 07:35
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- Scaly Haylie
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I'm a wizard, Harry.
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Jun 8, 2016 08:34
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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it was neither delivery nor digiorno
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Jun 10, 2016 04:52
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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as the first all-female submarine crew to reach the Challenger Deep cracked open their beers to celebrate, they heard a distant bellow – soft at first, but growing louder with each repetition:
“what about men?”
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Jun 10, 2016 06:07
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- doctorthefonz
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A Female approaches.
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Jun 10, 2016 07:20
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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Mortified, he realized he'd just sent his entire browsing history to reply:all.
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Jun 10, 2016 09:10
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- Radical and BADical!
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by Lowtax
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Just as Holmquist discovered the baby shoe jammed in his tail pipe, the man with the hammer crept up behind him, arm raised.
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Jun 10, 2016 17:34
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- Android Blues
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each time a grieving father sells his baby shoes he finds another pair of baby shoes sitting at the top of the stairs every night - "these ones havent been worn either," he says, a pained and haunted look entering his eyes, "and that makes them even scarier and more terrifying than the previous ones, which i sold"
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Jun 10, 2016 18:14
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- Android Blues
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my new byobbrand is only baby shoe jokes, now there's a horror story for ya
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Jun 10, 2016 18:14
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- Hogge Wild
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by FactsAreUseless
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it wasn't a fart
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Jun 10, 2016 18:25
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- FutonForensic
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No, You Can't Pet My Dog
 
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Jun 10, 2016 19:40
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- HaveARottenDay
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Looking through the poorly lit dust filled flea market, she spotted a pair of worn baby shoes, perfect for the newborn, and began asking for a price when the decrepit old man rose from his rocking chair and hissed "THOSE ARE NOT FOR SALE!"
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Jun 10, 2016 20:04
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- Radical and BADical!
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by Lowtax
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I realized with horror that my deformed foot nestled perfectly within the confines of my infant niece's footwear.
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Jun 10, 2016 20:38
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- Radical and BADical!
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by Lowtax
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After enduring a grueling fourth teary hour in the Applebee's restroom, I discovered that a portal to the poo poo Dimension had opened just behind my taint.
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Jun 10, 2016 20:40
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- Dammit_Carl!
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Tim watched wistfully as the flies and maggots danced on his dead wife's face; she had never looked more beautiful in his eyes.
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Jun 10, 2016 21:17
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Maybe she shouldn't have smelled that finger after all
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Jun 10, 2016 21:23
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- FutonForensic
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I don't find you attractive, and no, you can't have any more chips
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Jun 11, 2016 00:03
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- Android Blues
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I don't find you attractive, and no, you can't have any more chips
chills
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Jun 11, 2016 00:28
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 9, 2024 13:01
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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Hemingway and his cats are back for revenge.
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