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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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you see a dog but can't pet it
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Jun 11, 2016 10:53
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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I... I think I stepped in dog poo
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Jun 11, 2016 11:57
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Just as the baby finally fell asleep, the unmistakable thud of the door of a delivery van echoed from across the yard...
*ding dong*
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Jun 11, 2016 12:15
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50 minutes until her flight starts boarding... 20% battery... and $1.60 equivalent in the local currency.
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Jun 11, 2016 12:17
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Jun 11, 2016 12:18
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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the game is exclusive to that one console you hate
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Jun 11, 2016 13:36
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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baby shoes: the revenge
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Jun 12, 2016 03:46
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- Hogge Wild
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by FactsAreUseless
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Your child feels they cannot truly express themselves and will remain under the yolk of oppression until they tell their grandmother about being a furry.
iirc in one of lovecraft's stories the plot was that the great grandfather had hosed an ape and the main character's family was descended from that union
e: i read that wrong, i thought that the grandmother in your story was the furry
Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jun 12, 2016
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Jun 12, 2016 06:07
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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iirc in one of lovecraft's stories the plot was that the grandfather had hosed an ape
lovecraft was a racist dickbag but that's nothing new
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Jun 12, 2016 06:09
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- peanut
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Lol dank victorian self-insert fiction XD
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Jun 12, 2016 12:08
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- smoobles
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50 dead in nightclub shooting
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Jun 12, 2016 21:10
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Trump & Palin 2016
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Jun 13, 2016 01:32
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The plain brown paper bag was full of unsalted french fries, turned soggy by their own steam and the chill of a cloudy day.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:40
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i'm cancelling the wedding, for i could never consummate my love with one afflicted with such severe banana dick
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Jun 13, 2016 01:50
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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I'm topical.
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Jun 13, 2016 05:10
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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"Well, since the elevator seems to be broken down, why don't I tell you all about this new thing called vaping?" He said, the suspended car slowly filling with a sickly sweet smelling cloud.
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Jun 15, 2016 18:43
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- FutonForensic
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c'mere son, come take a look at these asmr videos your old man's been working on
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Jun 15, 2016 18:48
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better yet my boy, how about i lean in close and give you a live performance *smacks his gross old man lips into my virgin ears*
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Jun 15, 2016 19:22
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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For sale: Hemingway joke, thoroughly depleted.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:31
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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And now, the world premiere of Simpsons season 40 on FOX!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:11
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He hated his sister's guts, but he was a zombie; he would keep eating.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 16, 2016 01:21
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Shit in my hand and say yeah
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she told me she didn't like anime and she didn't even attempt to go dutch on the bill
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