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A WILD MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA APPEARS!!! DO YOU...
Shoot it
Give it the old Australian greeting: a gut punch
Draw your hanzo steel
Ask it "WHAT'S THE DEEEEAAALLLLL WITH VEGEMITE?"
Tell it "you're too cunty, mate"
Pray to Goku that your balls may survive the encounter
Whittle some fake legs out of wood for it to dive at for no reason
Shoot it again just to be safe
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Alright everyone, can we just leave everyone else's nuts alone for just one night? One? Please?

Anyway...



So Game One...what the hell? LeBron James was good-ish. Kyrie Irving shot like poo poo. Steph Curry shot like poo poo. Klay Thompson shot like poo poo. Kevin Love got his finals debut. Matthew Dellavedova helped himself to Andre Igoudala's cookies. It was a close game for three quarters and then the Cavs petered out. Shaun Livingston of all people led the Warriors in scoring. Neither team could regularly hit threes after hitting them with ease for the first three rounds. Joe Lacob probably had sex with the championship trophy in his suite. Mark Jackson was probably drinking heavily at the broadcast table. Mike Breen probably wondered what gently caress he's doing flanked by those two dickheads he has to work with. Adam Silver was probably sucking the blood out of some unsuspecting fan's neck.

The first GDT ended on the perfect note:

EvanTH posted:

so this ... is what it feels like ... to get owned -_-

Tonight, we hope for a more competitive and aesthetically-pleasing game. Maybe starting an hour earlier will make all the difference. Here's the hired help:





























We're about an hour from tipoff or so. Get your food ready. Get your drink ready. If you're already drunk, more power to you. Please go to 1-1 because anything that makes this series more likely to go seven games is a good thing.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Rooting for Livingston to go off again just so I can use this image repeatedly

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Crazy Ted bringing the goods.

Also, go you Warriors hoopsters, go!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Go jr

Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.
Fallen Rib
Warriors stink go cavaliers

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
Cavs will never win a title until LeBron forces the team to move to Akron

Cloud the Cat
Apr 21, 2010

As an Australian I can say I am glad that the correct poll choice is currently leading:

Tell it "you're too cunty, mate", is the correct Australian way.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i will be watching mexico uruguay for the first half. hopefully the good guys do well and scott foster trolls the warriors fans

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

id have delly at one of my barbies

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Ready for the Kevin Love Game

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax


He should really let the guy on the right say something once in a while.

Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.
Fallen Rib

TildeATH posted:



He should really let the guy on the right say something once in a while.

Shhhhhh he's sleeping

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

TildeATH posted:



He should really let the guy on the right say something once in a while.
it's jason whitlock and the other guy is shocked at what he's smugly saying

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
If the Cavs gently caress up again while Curry dicks around, get the :fork:

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Chokes McGee posted:

If the Cavs gently caress up again while Curry dicks around, get the :fork:

Home teams are supposed to win in the playoffs.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


God bless you Crazy Ted for the best gdt ops.

WaitsUp
Sep 19, 2005
I used to be a deli sandwich
Eagerly awaiting the release of Ghost Jam, featuring Kobe, Melo and Spike Lee during halftime of game 7.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Taunts fully loaded

NO GOOD WARRIORS

NO GOOD CAVS

NO GOOD NUTCRACKERS

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

WaitsUp posted:

Eagerly awaiting the release of Ghost Jam, featuring Kobe, Melo and Spike Lee during halftime of game 7.

"Boy I sure did miss Kobe"
-no one outside of California

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Paul Pierce is a terrible announcer.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
Let's go Dubs!!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
JR Smith, specialist

Well he certainly is special yes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chokes McGee posted:

"Boy I sure did miss Kobe"
-no one outside of California

That last game was magical

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Let's go Cavs.

Love,
R. Al

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
gently caress the Warriors I hope Draymond Green ruptures a testicle.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress the Warriors I hope Draymond Green ruptures a testicle.

But I thought you didn't want him to injure LeBron heyo

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
hosed up my ankle so I'm laid up watching the freakin ball game baby

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

hosed up my ankle so I'm laid up watching the freakin ball game baby

What happened :ohdear:

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

But I thought you didn't want him to injure LeBron heyo

:golfclap:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Just realized that last game broke Kevin Love's streak of being undefeated in playoff games in the United States

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Metapod posted:

What happened :ohdear:

Made the rookie mistake of wearing nice socks on newly cleaned kitchen tile at 4 AM. When I came to my nose was bloody and my ankle was searing

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
CARLOS loving SANTANA

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Why must there be drum accompaniment?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Yelping during the moment of silence? Probably a tech bro too

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Just came here to say gently caress yeah Santana anthem again.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

PLAY SMOOTH

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

This is kinda weird

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

The greatest song ever written

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

NickRoweFillea posted:

Made the rookie mistake of wearing nice socks on newly cleaned kitchen tile at 4 AM. When I came to my nose was bloody and my ankle was searing

Never not wear nice socks.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

I was just about to say this. Lol

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