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Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_bJVfhF0Ik

In which preparations are made.

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Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdPv3yNLJ4

Reminder that I'll be streaming tonight at 8pm UK time. (So in 2.5 hours from this posting) We're migrating over to Hitbox since Twitch kept giving us grief so make sure to go here this week: https://hitbox.tv/fargle

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Moxie posted:

:ohdear: That was a rough couple of turns. Hopefully that clutch coup destresses Fargle a bit.

Are the Dutch known for being infinitely spiteful?

I imagine they do get tired of all the longstanding jokes at their expense out there.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

So.

This game turned into a loss. I'm pissed as hell about it and so I'm just dumping the remaining backlog up onto Youtube tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaRa9mAFmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKrvCGQhS_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZThbo8Jyr8

Enjoy the failure. Next game will be Inca but I'm probably going to revisit this one at least a little first.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Well played Captain. I haven't watched the remaining videos yet but it looks like your neighbors turned out to be less vanquished than you expected. I guess you could have burned them all down? But that would have slowed down everything. Tough game.

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011
It seems like the biggest issues were going liberty instead of tradition, which hardly had any benefits in your situation, taking half of the honor tree instead of starting rationalism earlier, and also rushing for dynamite instead of scientific theory and industrialism. It doesn't seem like artillery were really that crucial since the dutch were the least of your problems, and I reckon gatling guns and cannon would have sufficed.

ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
That was a really terrible distribution of starting places. you've got You, Amsterdam, America, Mongolia, and Iroquois all within shouting distance of each other, and then Babylon and India alone on a land mass of comparable size, and then the Inca having the whole place to themselves. If they'd just scooped up Amsterdam and plopped it down somewhere on Pachacuti's continent you wouldn't have gotten rolled like that.

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


It is actually somewhat plausible although highly unlikely that a wooden ship could be able to capture a non-nuclear submarine. There were captures of U-Boats during World War 2, usually after they were damaged significantly in major battles. One even was in good enough shape to be tugged to the Bahamas from somewhere in the Atlantic not next to the Bahamas.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDFAdayV9tQ

Just a short update today. I had planned to do a full episode for this but time restraints said otherwise.

ModeWondershot
Dec 30, 2014

Portu-geezer
Too bad about the game, I could absolutely hear the mounting frustration with each episode.

Best of luck with the next game! I'll be finished my own Civ V LP soon and hope you enjoy it as well!

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

ModeWondershot posted:

Too bad about the game, I could absolutely hear the mounting frustration with each episode.

Best of luck with the next game! I'll be finished my own Civ V LP soon and hope you enjoy it as well!

I had missed that you were doing one! Will be catching up with it when I have time over the next few days.

EDIT: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3770533

His thread for anyone who is curious! You should check it out and learn some Portuguese! Also Piety start as Portugal with no resources around for a good Faith Pantheon. lol

Captain Fargle fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Aug 23, 2016

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Just a status update folks. Haven't been well the last few days. Civ will resume once I can stop worrying about OD'ing on painkillers and I'm in a fit state to record again.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Captain Fargle posted:

I had missed that you were doing one! Will be catching up with it when I have time over the next few days.

EDIT: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3770533

His thread for anyone who is curious! You should check it out and learn some Portuguese! Also Piety start as Portugal with no resources around for a good Faith Pantheon. lol

Goons are always cruel to the imaginary Civ citizenry.

ModeWondershot
Dec 30, 2014

Portu-geezer

Anoia posted:

Goons are always cruel to the imaginary Civ citizenry.

I like to think that the world of "Saudades, Lagrimas e Peixe" is an exception, as you will see the quite a few thread votes are for remarkably peaceful (or at least defensive) diplomatic options.

Portugal under Capitão Fargle...remains to be seen.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Sorry for the break everyone, but I'm feeling better now and it's back to our regular schedule! I've got two updates for you today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTgsUthytDk

annnnd...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8nQOuY3nI

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Looks like you got a much better start this time. But I suppose it's too early to say for sure.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehxuUQReRRw

Begin the murderizing.

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat
Bet it feels nice to be able to steamroll the Aztecs so fast after the frustration you went through in some of your other games.

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011
Surprised you haven't built a stable yet. With all those sheep about it would be nearly as good as the dang ironworks.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's quite fun watching you gleefully pulverize Monty as the King under the Mountain. :v:

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

Press A to Protect Earth!
How many cities does he have though? Every time you purge a City another one's borders peeks through.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I drink from their skull
Do the Pachacuti
Pull out their teeth whole
Do the Pachacuti
Turn teeth into charms
Do the Pachacuti
Make flutes out of their arms.
Pachacuti
:v:

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRbzL9zZQg

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Frozen_flame posted:

How many cities does he have though? Every time you purge a City another one's borders peeks through.

Monty is bringing the infinite to infinite city spam.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
I'm surprised you didn't get any guff for curb stomping Monty. I find early game wars usually make everyone turn on you, but maybe Monty being the one to declare is why you're good.

It was only self defense, after all. :mmmsmug:

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2UeeXuYaxs

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Anoia posted:

I'm surprised you didn't get any guff for curb stomping Monty. I find early game wars usually make everyone turn on you, but maybe Monty being the one to declare is why you're good.

It was only self defense, after all. :mmmsmug:
It might have something to do with the only AI who really noticed it was Askia, or mr leisurely-swinging-a-sword-around-in-front-of-a-burning-castle-and-city.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Poil posted:

It might have something to do with the only AI who really noticed it was Askia, or mr leisurely-swinging-a-sword-around-in-front-of-a-burning-castle-and-city.

That is probably a factor.

Would it be worth building Caravanseries or is feeding the ravaging beast that is Cusco just plain better? (since spamming caravans at Kiev will only presumedly get the bonus from luxuries once.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

No update today everyone. I'm sorry. I've run out of backlog and I'm not doing well enough today to manage a recording session.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMh7tcyjfg

Reminder that there's no stream tonight because I don't want to clash with Chip Cheezum's Gextra Life marathon. Go watch that instead and help raise money for kids in Flint who got brain damage from lead poisoning!

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qejfrzJ5XQ

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3lKgKmyUU

Old Grey Guy
Feb 12, 2014
Fargle, how do the terrace farms factor into this campaign? We don't seem to be building too many of them, and, from what I can tell, the terrain bonus is a much bigger deal here. How far off am I with this perception*?


* On a Scale of Ogg from 1 to 10

Old Grey Guy fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 6, 2016

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Old Grey Guy posted:

Fargle, how do the terrace farms factor into this campaign? We don't seem to be building too many of them, and, from what I can tell, the terrain bonus is a much bigger deal here. How far off am I with this perception*?


* On a Scale of Ogg from 1 to 10

I addressed this in today's video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpRSefjC8B0

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
This is such a weird map. I keep thinking flat earthers must only play with this setting just for vindication.

Valgaav
Feb 21, 2012
I think Boudicca might beat you to taking Gao, there...

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011

Valgaav posted:

I think Boudicca might beat you to taking Gao, there...

Personally, I doubt it. She's got a bunch of trebuchets which are a bit outdated and also has some awkward terrain to deal with. I don't think she's going to be very competent about bringing her forces to bear with many of them on the other side of a mountain range.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

psluuthor posted:

Personally, I doubt it. She's got a bunch of trebuchets which are a bit outdated and also has some awkward terrain to deal with. I don't think she's going to be very competent about bringing her forces to bear with many of them on the other side of a mountain range.

Also Fargle moves over hills better. I kinda wish these maps had wrap around. NJust so Fargle wouldn't have the massive advantage of being safe in a corner.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

No episode today everyone. Got a migraine and I'm dosed to poo poo on painkillers. No state to record in.

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Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOfkKqBFBcg

Next episode will go up on Monday btw. I'll be out of town this weekend.

Captain Fargle fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Sep 9, 2016

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