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Ok, so who is in the line so far? *i am knocked backwards as 18 voices shout simultaneously*
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If you have a really thick accent please be sure to put yourself on speakerphone and speak as fast as you possibly can, thanks
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Jun 6, 2016 19:27
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TOO REAL
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Jun 6, 2016 20:01
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SO DEMANDING posted:ok we're going to get started here hi everyone how-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hi John we were just getting started. Ok as i was sa-*boopBEEP* Hi who joined? Hello? Who j-oh hi Bob how's it going no it's ok we were just starting. First topi-*boopBEEP* Hi who join-*boopBEEPboopBEEP*-ed? Fred...Jane. Hi. Someone else? Did someone else join? Ok anyway let's just st-*boopBEEP* *BEEPboop* did someone just join? I've worked here for 5 years and i still can't tell the difference between the join beep and the leave beep, so I'll keep asking to dead air for another minute or so, thought i heard a beep did someone just join? anyone that just joined? ... ok so as i was say*boopBEEP* "hey sorry this is jeff again i just switched phones*
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Jun 7, 2016 00:35
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You stare into the abyss. The abyss stares back. If your are the abyss leader, please press star, now.
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Jun 8, 2016 00:35
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:the great mystery with lync is how they managed to get online meetings mostly right ahahahahahahaha lol if u think
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Jun 11, 2016 12:14
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Beast of Bourbon posted:I was on a call with a client today, and so was my partner. he's usually just riding shotgun to answer any major financial questions [he's the money], and it was going great. client was eating lunch, fairly quietly, was proceeding nicely. skype call, so you can tell who's making noise. loving hilarious
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Jun 30, 2016 19:42
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Iridium posted:15 minutes in to the meeting, two of the participants are having trouble figuring out how to connect via Skype. a third called in directly but couldn't see any of the visuals. boss is trying to walk them through dialing in via email, and is giving them bad info. click here to join the meeting unless you dont work here then just click here to go gently caress yourself
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Jul 6, 2016 02:26
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obstipator posted:decline all meetings that dont have an agenda. i just gave u 75% of ur time back This sounds like winning advice
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Jul 8, 2016 00:54
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speakerphone + accent = productive use of everyone's time!
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Jul 14, 2016 00:29
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duTrieux. posted:kickstarter idea: a training program to get people up to speed on listening past accents because it's seriously not that difficult guys, c'mon *mumbles and never pauses between words or sentences*
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Jul 14, 2016 01:14
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mishaq posted:we've had people put the conference bridge on hold instead of mute from europe so it starts blasting "please wait, your call is important to us" or whatever the gently caress in german Dun dun dun dun cha cha cha cha
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Aug 3, 2016 16:53
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types in the chat window "ok so you need to be on the dial in from the invite text, if you clicked join now and joined that voice line we arent on that because lol it is 1997"
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Aug 5, 2016 03:27
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Agile Vector posted:*dials into call, but doesn't click invite to group chat for screen share* uggggggggggg "we do it this way because using the tool the right way is just so dern complicated!"
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Aug 5, 2016 14:21
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double ohm seven posted:many moons ago I used to do remote training for our really lovely, really expensive image analysis tool. Why would someone put porn on their work pc anyway?
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Aug 8, 2016 03:45
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:gently caress it, me
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Aug 9, 2016 00:21
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who's got two thumbs and a 5 hour call scheduled to end at 6pm tomorrow 
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Aug 9, 2016 00:22
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carry on then posted:oh boy, a product manager joined the end of iteration demos, guess it's time for this to be his personal conference to discuss whatever "Send me the agenda so i know what will be discussed" "Hey sorry I know I joined late, but can we start over from first principles? I'm in management and getting up to speed here so let's make this work for my time"
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Aug 9, 2016 15:27
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indigi posted:5 hour call? do they have breaks scheduled in? They took a 5 minute break that ran for 20mins total due to some technical issue at the site. I enjoyed a silent conference room (not sarcasm, it was so nice after all that)
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SO DEMANDING posted:this call isn't really a clusterfuck but I'm falling asleep uuuuggggghhhh Sleep Tight Pupper
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Aug 10, 2016 19:50
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That one rear end in a top hat who gives you a passive aggressive ping when you decline a meeting. 'oh, your calendar said you were free' yeah that don't mean i am at your disposal cocknuts also goog keyboard read my swipe as agile instead of rear end in a top hat, loving Smooth
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Aug 18, 2016 03:43
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Is there a way to set an outlook role to auto decline any meetings from a given list of senders? I feel this new streamlined workflow would facilitate expedited turn around for management-visible deliverables while conserving valuable corporate resources like my time
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Aug 19, 2016 01:45
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Zamujasa posted:who needs an online meeting when you have a polycom phone!! "Uh, getting a lot of background noise, can everyone on speaker please shut their office doors  "
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Aug 19, 2016 18:29
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duTrieux. posted:why do people do this Learned behavior from Nextel chirp phones (only 90s kids!)
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Aug 19, 2016 18:42
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Millstone posted:I'm the guy who calls into a bridge and just yells out my name and what I need with total disregard to the existing conversation im stealing your bold and decisive strategy
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Aug 23, 2016 02:04
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death to all forms of conference calling technology
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Aug 25, 2016 01:36
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hand up if you had a call that took 10 goddamn minutes just to get to anything resembling business *raises paw*
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Aug 25, 2016 01:36
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Arcsech posted:one of the best engineers in our building routinely shows up to meetings 5-10 minutes late hey, im pretty good and all, but.... well, thank you!
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Aug 26, 2016 03:53
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i dont own a headset Root cause uncovered, please resolve.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:07
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Shaggar posted:my only problem with skype for business online business 2 business meetings is that everyone uses their computer for audio which exposes you to loads of bad built in mics and poor internet connections. Buy a headset you broke dick rubes
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Aug 29, 2016 18:49
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axolotl farmer posted:tiny magazine about bugs
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Aug 31, 2016 19:24
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teeny lil bugsmpolitan with sex tips and stuff
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Aug 31, 2016 19:25
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sports buglstrated swimsuit edition
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Aug 31, 2016 20:07
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diet tips to get your beach thorax NOW!
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Aug 31, 2016 20:08
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Hey, can we get back to the topic at hand, hilarious bug magazine puns?
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Aug 31, 2016 23:43
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"we really need you in this one hour call" *says hello and is muted for remaining 59 minutes*
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Sep 20, 2016 13:41
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Bump this thread every time a manager assumes your time is at their disposal
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Sep 20, 2016 13:41
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Mad Wack posted:Our 25 person conf call once got to listen to a VP order a shamrock shake from a mcdonalds drive thru, taste it, and send it back Fuuuuuck imna remember that one
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Sep 20, 2016 14:42
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mishaq posted:my DECT headset at work has really nice range so sometimes i take shits while on calls and get paranoid about whether or not mute is actually on wild man
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Iridium posted:Welcome to the <company> conferencing center. Please enter your passcode, followed by the pound or hash sign. GET THE HUMANOID
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