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Triglav posted:"Click here to start meeting"
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Beast of Bourbon posted:I was on a call with a client today, and so was my partner. he's usually just riding shotgun to answer any major financial questions [he's the money], and it was going great. client was eating lunch, fairly quietly, was proceeding nicely. skype call, so you can tell who's making noise. this is awesome lol
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maniacdevnull posted:click here to join the meeting
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Agile Vector posted:mumble for devs would also be apropos
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Shaggar posted:I guarantee the chat sucking is an artifact of how it stores the chats: in your outlook pst and not in real time. lol what 
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Agile Vector posted:maybe he made them himself???
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Glans Dillzig posted:change "McDonald's" to "shamrock" and that's a 5
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i got a new job recently, and last week i had to take an hour long hippa training. why i need hippa training is sort of nebulous in the first place but anyway this 'training' consisted of me sitting alone in a so-called collaboration space, watching a poorly compressed recording of a webx meeting. complete with beeps and boops, interruptions, and the occasional 500% volume blasts from the presenters mic. sweet.
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hippo
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Thanks Ants posted:dude needs to realise there's a time and a place for that
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Necc0 posted:lmao
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same but win+e
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FrozenVent posted:I have a coworker who confuses "cc" and "attached".
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i found out the hard way recently (new job) that my handset cannot be muted. cannot. theres a friendly microphone button with a red lamp which turns on and off but it Does Nothing unless youre on speaker phone. what the gently caress. thats like 2 weeks of people listening to me chomp and slurp.
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one of my coworkers doesnt have a degree and i think hes real insecure about it. he uses so many technical terms when not necessary at all. some favorites i hear just about every day are 'leverage', 'container', 'regression', 'a utility i wrote' .....  like eg rather than write a query that joined tables x y z, he leveraged the poo table, 'essentially a container for chome data', to pull this report which aggregates dicks and lomarfs. i mean there is a place for that but not 24/7
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Uncle Enzo posted:shazbot!
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mishaq posted:enterprise application induced ptsd, lmao
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Thanks Ants posted:this thread made me check to see if i could turn voicemail off on my phone, turns out i can thanks ants
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mishaq posted:lmao
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Penguissimo posted:post the number
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Glans Dillzig posted:meeting invite forwarded to you so you don't get the cancellation notice/room change/time change ah... old friend
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:4) We discovered that a server, managed by IBM, had been '# chmod 777 -R /'ed. The entire system was 777. So we got them on a call, one of those ones where it says peoples name when they join and drop. So we had us (the auditors) the people from the company and IBM on the call. We start walking them through the finding, hear someone say 'are you loving kidding me, who loving-' "John Smith, IBM has left the call" lol
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DuckConference posted:It's real and the whole thread is good
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Thanks Ants posted:"this time we introduce one system to replace three existing ones i swear we will only run all four alongside each other for a short transition period" 
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