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how else would you do it than dozen of you around a polycom and four of them around an iPhone
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while one person on each end talks, ever
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Aug 4, 2016 13:29
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might as well just call it a phone call with witnesses
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SO DEMANDING posted:yeah this call has rotating hosts and a couple manage to actually keep a schedule and keep things in the call moving, the rest are completely loving useless. "ok first on the agenda is this thing...any questions?" *allows call to descend into utter chaos, doesnt speak again until the very end of the call* "ok we'll cover the rest of the items next week" lol if you don't start the call that way then just leave for the rest of the duration
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Aug 10, 2016 22:44
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i never have online meetings, just good old fashioned conference calls. better get off the group call-in number before the next meeting shows up!!!
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Aug 11, 2016 00:20
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Probably more than that. we've got a new setup like half of that with one TV a nice cam a tablet control and a pair of loose wired mics that was at least 5k, maybe 10
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maniacdevnull posted:That one rear end in a top hat who gives you a passive aggressive ping when you decline a meeting. 'oh, your calendar said you were free' yeah that don't mean i am at your disposal cocknuts people get extremely angry when i decline invites that are definitely irrelevant to me, like they will find me and be like 'why the hell did u decline this half hour meeting scheduled a month from now that doesnt involve u at all' and its like ??? what?
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my coworkers think they're being clever when they just start ccing more and more people on their whiny emails as though its some trick they came up with as though its something to be proud of
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Aug 22, 2016 03:49
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working from home so i called in to the "standup" cant hear poo poo pretty happy about that
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Sep 12, 2016 18:24
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I made sure to test out my mute so I could talk poo poo about the meeting to the room
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Mad Wack posted:Our 25 person conf call once got to listen to a VP order a shamrock shake from a mcdonalds drive thru, taste it, and send it back hahahaha
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Sep 20, 2016 15:37
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I am in a conference call it's exactly what you would expect
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Oct 11, 2016 19:05
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*garble garble garble* IS NOW JOINING *screaming* can you repeat that?
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Oct 11, 2016 19:08
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five people crammed in a sweaty office, yelling at a 30 year old speakerphone
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Oct 11, 2016 19:08
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I blew the mind of a young engineering colleague recently by alt tabbing.
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Oct 22, 2016 03:14
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somewhere there was a program for listening to your conference call for you that'd do STT and give you a notification if your name was said
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Oct 24, 2016 20:10
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*crackle crackle* HAS JOINED THE CALL *wind* sorry what slide are we on???
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Oct 25, 2016 19:06
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lol if you even have a security director
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Nov 7, 2016 04:38
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we started painting some of our walls with whiteboard paint. it has gone predictably
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Arcsech posted:well i mean, my prediction would be walls that look like a preschool because people will start writing on the walls assuming they've been whiteboard-painted and welp lol its this we also just throw the markers and erasers on the floor next to the walls like cavemen
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Nov 17, 2016 22:08
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i have not checked my work voice mail nor answered my work phone in over two years
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Nov 18, 2016 17:28
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in a conference call just now starting already had some random person call in ah good our line is double booked lmao
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Iridium posted:oh poo poo that reminds me you buried the real gem there in the penultimate paragraph there lmao
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the great part is that devops is viewed as distinct from dev, immediately self-defeating
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dos a conference line with one weird trick
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:*i dial in fwiw this is even worse when it's a physical meeting in a conference room in another building
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nope these meetings are always listed as not canceled, said as not canceled, then the one guy doesn't show up its always the same guy
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im the recurring meeting scheduled every monday for the past 2 months and the next indefinitely that we've never held but instead received cancellation notices for the day of between 2 hours before and 5 minutes after the start time
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this is our weekly stand up meeting for this project. we've literally never had it.
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mishaq posted:also the project doesn't exist except for in the mind of a single pm lol if only. ive worked on it full-time for years
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Dec 5, 2016 15:25
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ah good. 10:30 meeting, which was scheduled 2 hours ago, has been canceled
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Dec 5, 2016 16:14
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quit
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Dec 7, 2016 15:48
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We're such cheap fucks we charge for the poo poo in office coffee. want the bean water? fifty cents. pay up
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Dec 9, 2016 00:15
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Let's try to avoid stack ranking threads
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Dec 12, 2016 04:52
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that's nice. our promotions tend to be a title change, more work, and the same money
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Dec 12, 2016 18:32
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mishaq posted:lol if you don't have a good pm that you respect [loling loudly]
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idk if its just our setup or general but holy crap skype for business is a loving atrocious im client. like im pretty sure i could make a better-in-literally-every-way system in, idk, half a day
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Dec 19, 2016 20:20
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wish i could
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a locally-hosted slack-like that i could deploy with no oversight from it would have a glimmer of hope but that's still prob not gonna happen
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lol my 365 credentials
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