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welcome to the first annual Get Business Gorillas A Date thread! this thread has one purpose and one purpose only, to get me, Business Gorillas, aka the Gorilla Man, a date. here's how the thread will work:  PROCEDURE1) i will present a group of six womens, selected randomly by the okcupid match service. these women will have all sensitive information censored. for the sake of convenience, each woman in the group will be assigned a color, indicated by the color block i put over their name/phone/etc. 2) there will be a few different commands that will be available. if you want me to do something, use these commands and i'll take the most popular option. you can specify what person you want by the color. for example, let's say you want me to click on the profile of the girl who's name i've blocked out in orange. you'd simply post ">moreinfo orange" and i'd be able to work it from there. here are the commands you can use: >moreinfo [COLOR] - i'll click on that color's profile and post the entirety of it for the thread (sensitive info censored, of course) >message [COLOR] [MESSAGE] - i'll message that person whatever you tell me to. >back - if i'm on someone's page, i'll go back to the six. >reset - i'll scroll down and get another six womens for the thread >effortpost [COLOR] - i will actually attempt to flirt with the girl in question to the best of my ability >changefilter [X] - i'll change my parameters to whatever you goons want. my current filters are as follows: - ages 21-32 - Looking for short-term - No kids - within 25 miles of me  the >changefilter command can only be used when i'm on the six womens page. activating the >changefilter option will reset the womens per the parameters given.RULES1) the only real rule is i reserve the right to veto any decision the thread has made. i'm not going to post anything that would get me banned from okcupid 2) after i've messaged 3 people in a group of six, a new six are randomly chosen i think that's it, LET'S GET LAID 
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Business Gorillas posted:
Don't be such a pussy!
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Jun 8, 2016 23:06
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here's the first round, goons: CURRENT FILTERS: 21-32, looking for short-term, no kids, within 25 miles possible commands: >moreinfo [COLOR] >message [COLOR] [MESSAGE] >reset >changefilter
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Jun 8, 2016 23:07
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Message purple my groin seems to be enlarged, can you please take a look ?
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Jun 8, 2016 23:10
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>moreinfo [Blue]
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Jun 8, 2016 23:10
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Business Gorillas posted:here's the first round, goons: >moreinfo green She looks like she is on the spectrum.
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Jun 8, 2016 23:11
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Actually you should actually try to go out with her. She is v cute
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Jun 8, 2016 23:11
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Dreddout posted:Don't be such a pussy! i've been here long enough that i know i'd just spam goatse until i got banned
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Jun 8, 2016 23:11
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> GO NORTH
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Jun 8, 2016 23:12
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ChrisHansen posted:Actually you should actually try to go out with her. She is v cute full disclosure: girls that i'm actually talking to are exempt from this and you idiots will never see them
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Jun 8, 2016 23:12
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Ibogaine posted:>moreinfo [Blue]   possible commands: >message [MESSAGE] >back >effortpost Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:18
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>moreinfo [red]
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Jun 8, 2016 23:23
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hmm recently left a preschool job to work at s-bucks? more like got fired for being a pedo
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Jun 8, 2016 23:24
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:hmm recently left a preschool job to work at s-bucks? more like got fired for being a pedo shes a giver tho which boads well heh.hmm :/
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Jun 8, 2016 23:26
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>message blue How bad was teaching preschool that you went to loving Starbucks? Did you punch a child or something?
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Jun 8, 2016 23:26
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>messagered "Pleased to meet you with meat to please you!"
Azuth0667 fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:27
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Dreddout posted:>moreinfo green   special mention for green: 
Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:28
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Business Gorillas posted:
>Done with the hookup game. I don't know how she squares that circle.
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Jun 8, 2016 23:28
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*snip*
Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:30
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shoophobo posted:>message blue It's possible she worked at a hellhole that had tons of safety issues. The state popped into the one I worked at and we got three or four red flags for severe safety risks.
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Jun 8, 2016 23:30
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Business Gorillas posted:
brooklyn 99 rules her out. u need to move on looks lieka squirter tho so u deicde i love that poo poo, on my face
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Jun 8, 2016 23:31
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Orkin Mang posted:brooklyn 99 rules her out. u need to move on Not the love of Adam Sandler?
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Jun 8, 2016 23:33
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Orkin Mang posted:
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Jun 8, 2016 23:33
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What are we looking for here, gbs? I want to set business grilla up with a sugar momma
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Jun 8, 2016 23:35
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Jesus op, did you spring for the premium account?
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Jun 8, 2016 23:36
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>moreinfo [Purple]
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Jun 8, 2016 23:38
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Orkin Mang posted:>moreinfo [red]    possible commands: >message [MESSAGE] >back >effortpost Azuth0667 posted:>messagered "Pleased to meet you with meat to please you!" 
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Jun 8, 2016 23:38
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ChrisHansen posted:Jesus op, did you spring for the premium account? no i guess they updated the format recently
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Jun 8, 2016 23:39
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Business Gorillas posted:
no red, she reminds me of artemis from its always sunny
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Jun 8, 2016 23:44
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Message green say how cute she is and how interested you are Then say you thought she was the half face Nm
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Jun 8, 2016 23:45
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Business Gorillas posted:
Holy poo poo 
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Jun 8, 2016 23:46
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Luvcow posted:no red, she reminds me of artemis from its always sunny im sorry but my dilz is in the hands of gbs now
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Jun 8, 2016 23:52
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>moreinfo purple
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Jun 8, 2016 23:55
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``curvy''
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Jun 8, 2016 23:59
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www posted:>moreinfo [Purple] ChrisHansen posted:>moreinfo purple   possible commands: >message [MESSAGE] >back >effortpost
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Jun 9, 2016 00:01
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remember, goons. we can reset and change the filters for who shows up at any time
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Jun 9, 2016 00:03
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Business Gorillas posted:im sorry but my dilz is in the hands of gbs now please amend your profile to say "just a heads up ladies i suffer from bouts of male performance anxiety a.k.a. boner consternation
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Jun 9, 2016 00:03
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:please amend your profile to say "just a heads up ladies i suffer from bouts of male performance anxiety a.k.a. boner consternation i don't want all of the goons to take notes and use my rad profile without my permission
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Jun 9, 2016 00:04
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purps eyesbrows are SO weird
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Why do American women look so old when they're only in their 20s? Also, fat.
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