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Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Lor posted:



I mean I agree with engaging them but not this one for those purposes. =)

oh good point start dropping scripture op

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ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."
I didn't even notice Asexual. Why are you on a dating site if you're Asexual.

I mean drat it must be depressing for literally everyone to tell you they're not interested.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

>Message_light_green > John 19:5 - When xi came out wearing the crown of thorns and the purple robe, Pilate said to them, “Here is the man non-binary agender androgynous entity!”

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Lor posted:



I mean I agree with engaging them but not this one for those purposes. =)

Don't forget that they also don't identify as female.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

why are all of the ugly girls so boring :eng99:

Maybe cuz you are a jerk OP did you ever thing about that? Huh? Huh?

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Tears In A Vial posted:

>Message_light_green > John 19:5 - When xi came out wearing the crown of thorns and the purple robe, Pilate said to them, “Here is the man non-binary agender androgynous entity!”

What is the asexual agender equivalent of Ecce homo! I wonder?

Edit: Also haha, genuinely confused, what is non-binary in this sense? Like a fancy way of saying polyamorous? =D

Edit2: But it can't be polyamorous because she's them's asexual..so.. argh so mysterious a creature.

Lor fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jun 12, 2016

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
>message light green "i'm a straight lace demiromantic genderqueer panatheist freelance artist, and even i think you need jesus"

or one of the bible verses

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




I feel this may actually be a child who hasn't reached puberty yet.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Filter results by agender

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."

nooneofconsequence posted:

Filter results by agender

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Lor posted:



I mean I agree with engaging them but not this one for those purposes. =)

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics

nooneofconsequence posted:

Filter results by agender

:getin:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Mr. Gorillas, as a fellow saffron (YAY!) let me advise you to run far away from any of these ladies who come across as very "too cool for school." They are the ultimate trouble.

As for this [chartreuse], consider the hide function.

---

In addition, please consider:

>more info [pink] or [brown]

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


jeeze uve sent like 3 messages in 12 pages pick up the pace op

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Profondo Rosso posted:

jeeze uve sent like 3 messages in 12 pages pick up the pace op

Quantity has a quality all of its own.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

TheMostFrench posted:

I feel this may actually be a child who hasn't reached puberty yet.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

jon joe posted:

[>MESSAGE DARK GREEN] You are a cutie pa-tootie

Profondo Rosso posted:

jeeze uve sent like 3 messages in 12 pages pick up the pace op

Tears In A Vial posted:

>Message_light_green > John 19:5 - When xi came out wearing the crown of thorns and the purple robe, Pilate said to them, “Here is the man non-binary agender androgynous entity!”

Do all of these

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
You should get a female on this (I'm a female!!) that makes the most annoying profile and responds.. Or just tries to get some

But really since you've responded..is the darker green girl wearing a crown of thorns? Sometimes I cant read the images.. You should ask her about that. We should make a generic message when a "basic" person has come uo

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

You should get a female on this (I'm a female!!) that makes the most annoying profile

well it seems to be working for your something awful profile

B-)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Business Gorillas posted:




edit: all of light green's pictures are priceless, btw. including one of her them in what i can only describe as a collection of leather harnesses and what i believe is to be either some weird wiccan amulet or something like what bam margera had carved into his table in the bam margera show

Effortpost this one

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Blacktoll posted:

Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

Do this.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Blacktoll posted:

Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

Blacktoll posted:

Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Blacktoll posted:

Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

Blacktoll posted:

Dude send light green the Riddick monologue of the guy practicing the movie

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP I PALM SLAP A SHITPOST INTO GBS

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I really wanna see a woman do this. Chicks get all sorts of dumb poo poo 24/7 because guys are stupid, but having a chick message random dudes with garbage will be amazing cause us dudes are so desperate for someone to actually respond to us online that we'll respond to anything if we think we can get some.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



LethalGeek posted:

I really wanna see a woman do this. Chicks get all sorts of dumb poo poo 24/7 because guys are stupid, but having a chick message random dudes with garbage will be amazing cause us dudes are so desperate for someone to actually respond to us online that we'll respond to anything if we think we can get some.

Yeah I feel like this would make a vastly more successful thread.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Ben Smash posted:

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP I PALM SLAP A SHITPOST INTO GBS

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
did you tell dgreen she a cutie patootie yet?

Risky
May 18, 2003

TheMostFrench posted:

Yeah I feel like this would make a vastly more successful thread.

Trolling desperate males with hope of sex and getting to read their ridiculous chat-logs?

I love early Christmas presents.

Vince McMahon
Dec 18, 2003
make a guy's profile with a ripped model as the pic and see how fast women push for sex

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>message Green

>Message "I am crowdsourcing my messages through a comedy forum because I am a joke. Please ask me anything and the community will answer it."


I really wanna see what happens when true GBS tries to get a date.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Gridlocked posted:

>message Green

>Message "I am crowdsourcing my messages through a comedy forum because I am a joke. Please ask me anything and the community will answer it."


I really wanna see what happens when true GBS tries to get a date.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Gridlocked posted:

>message Green

>Message "I am crowdsourcing my messages through a comedy forum because I am a joke. Please ask me anything and the community will answer it."


I really wanna see what happens when true GBS tries to get a date.

This but send it to a few different chicks. This one at a time poo poo isn't going anywhere.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



TheMostFrench posted:

Yeah I feel like this would make a vastly more successful thread.

It really would since the response rate would be way higher and a lot angrier

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
ITT: Goons start another OkCupid with high hopes and then slowly realize that nobody wants to talk to them.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



reignofevil posted:

ITT: Goons start another OkCupid with high hopes and then slowly realize that nobody wants to talk to them.

After 5 days I'm getting kind of bored, sorry if this offends you :shrug:

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pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!

Business Gorillas posted:

After 5 days I'm getting kind of bored, sorry if this offends you :shrug:

maybe if you sent more than like 3 messages you would get more responses

i mean i know there have been some EXCELLENT message suggestions that have been ignored throughout the thread

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