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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You are cute! You remind me a lot of a porn star I like

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
>changefilter 50+ Activity Partners

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



C. Everett Koop posted:

>change filter 50+
looks like we've got a winner!
current filters
-age - 50+
- no kids
- within 25 miles
- single

possible commands:
>moreinfo [COLOR]
>message [COLOR] [MESSAGE]
>reset*
>changefilter


* - there's only 8 people in this category

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



My god. Orange looks... marginally cute... :stare:

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Moreinfo pink

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>moreinfo gray. Always go for the wildcard!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



remember boys, this time we're only messaging 3 people, so make em count!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I think grey and pink are really just the same prrson.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i vote purple the way she cuts her bangs means she is trying to be young and will put out

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

>moreinfoblue

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
These are too good.

>Moreinfo orange

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ceciltron posted:

>Moreinfo orange

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Yeah, check out orange. She looks like a close-talker.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Ceciltron posted:

These are too good.

>Moreinfo orange

Holy crap she's a knockout for her age

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
yall realize theres a good chance orange's picture is at least ten years old?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Smash it Smash hit posted:

yall realize theres a good chance orange's picture is at least ten years old?

Heh, people wouldn't lie on the Internet, idiot. :smug:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Bananana posted:

Heh, people wouldn't lie on the Internet, idiot. :smug:

thats why i am going with purple those bangs are "in" right now so theres a good chance its a newr picture and also she's a wanna be old hipster

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
send orange a picture of a salt lick

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Orkin Mang posted:

send orange a picture of a salt lick

oh gently caress yeah

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Purple and orange get my votes this round. Thanks for putting yourself out there business gorilla

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Orkin Mang posted:

send orange a picture of a salt lick

hahah goddammit

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



:siren::siren:we have our first message back, more info to follow:siren::siren:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Business Gorillas posted:

:siren::siren:we have our first message back, more info to follow:siren::siren:

:munch:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a mod should sticky this, u fucken retard mods, get off ur rascals and shunt this upwise to glory, oval office mods

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

a mod should sticky this,

I agree. This thread is going good places.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



what could this message be?

could it be red overcoming the pressures of society to fully enjoy premium gorilla man jerky?

could it be purple deciding to play along and finding out that she can fall in love with the something awful goons?

:iiam:


:ms:


possible commands
>message [MESSAGE]
>swipeleft

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



>message: Do you think you could threaten the staff at tgif, using your martial arts, into accepting said card?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
>message: do u like game of thrones baby

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
>message I am a three time Atlantic City Fall Skeeball Classic medalist. Think you csn keep up with me? *winky face*

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


>message Hm yea, I didn't think so either. Anyway thanks, smell ya later

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Business Gorillas posted:

what could this message be?

could it be red overcoming the pressures of society to fully enjoy premium gorilla man jerky?

could it be purple deciding to play along and finding out that she can fall in love with the something awful goons?

:iiam:


:ms:


possible commands
>message [MESSAGE]
>swipeleft


>message "Well there's only one way to find out. Let's get going!"

I know it's not all zany and sexual, I know, but we're trying to get our fellow forums friend a date here!


The Bananana posted:

>message: Do you think you could threaten the staff at tgif, using your martial arts, into accepting said card?
I change my vote to this.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ChrisHansen posted:

>message I am a three time Atlantic City Fall Skeeball Classic medalist. Think you csn keep up with me? *winky face*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



so right now it seems like people want to see orange. while i'm uploading it:

- gray and pink are not the same person. in fact, pink is actually pretty cute for her age
- the pic you see of orange is the most recent, dated to january 2016

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

>message: Do you think you could threaten the staff at tgif, using your martial arts, into accepting said card?

prolly say this at some point my lord gorilla pos monkey 'arse'hole

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:





possible commands:
>message [MESSAGE]
>message saltlick.jpg
>effortpost

Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jun 9, 2016

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
lol love all music but country and rap lol

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



"Really hard core rap"lol, guess the Wu tang clan is out

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:



possible commands:
>message [MESSAGE]
>message saltlick.jpg
>effortpost

>message: i have my sights on you

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



by the way did we ever define "salt lick"?

am i sending a pic of the goon or a pic of an actual salt lick?

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just u waggling ur eyebrows behind a block of salt dumbas

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