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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hungary

I’ve never been to Hungary since I only do 1st world tourism (I accidentally went to Sweden once though), but I know their language is related to Finnish so I'll just assume that they are knife murdering bog men and bog women.


The Danube

Hungarians are really good at doing fascisms. They Hitlered during WW2, and now they have, idk... the BNP? running things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8ZTjPoIF8
Hungary Womens National Team friendly vs TEAM OF REFUGEE OLYMPIC ATHLETES (ROA) CREATED BY THE IOC.


Hungary was really good at football a long time ago or as Wikipedia says «Hungary has a respectable football history, having won three Olympic titles, finishing runners-up in the 1938 and 1954 FIFA World Cups, and third in the 1964 UEFA European Football Championship.» That’s pretty good!

Now they are poo poo, but they had this qualifying group:



lol

So after getting third place over their bog cousins they faced noted Bad Fail Team Norway in the play-offs.



Squad

Interesting players BOLDED

Goalkeepers:
Gabor Kiraly (Haladas)
Denes Dibusz (Ferencvaros)
Peter Gulacsi (Leipzig)

Defenders:
Attila Fiola (Puskas Academy)
Barnabas Bese (MTK Budapest)
Richard Guzmics (Wisla Krakow)
Roland Juhasz (Videoton)
Adam Lang (Videoton)
Tamas Kadar (Lech Poznan)
Mihaly Korhut (Debrecen)

Midfielders:
Adam Pinter (Ferencvaros)
Gergo Lovrencsics (Lech Poznan)
Akos Elek (Diosgyor)
Zoltan Gera (Ferencvaros)
Adam Nagy (Ferencvaros)
Laszlo Kleinheisler (Werden Bremen)
Zoltan Stieber (Nuremberg)

Forwards:
Balazs Dzsudzsak (Bursaspor)
Adam Szalai (Hannover)
Krisztian Nemeth (Al Gharafa)
Nemanja Nikolics (Legia Warsaw)
Tamas Priskin (Slovan Bratislava)
Daniel Bode (Ferencvaros)

So many wastemen.

Except Gabor Kiraly.





Known for being an old fat man who plays in sweatpants he is also absolutely mental and actually really really good when he’s not really really bad.



Matches



How will they do?
Really really bad. They are a Bad Team and will finish behind Iceland.

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Gera is also a cool old as gently caress Hungarian.

Seriously though, what a terrible side.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
for a country that was once best in the world hungary have been poo poo at football for a long time. even poverty countries like argentina are still fairly good

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
Balazs Dzsudzsak is also cool and good

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I have a Hungarian friend. They're masculine high T dudes and understandingly they don't like soccer much.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
The Blue Danube was the theme song for Elite on the BBC Micro

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hungary Very Good my friends!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

rear end cobra posted:

How will they do?
Really really bad. They are a Bad Team and will finish behind Iceland.

Lol, I was just kidding.

Can't wait to see what frauds my Hungarian friends get to expose in the next round.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
The first sentence of the OP is gold. I voted 5.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I thought Hungry were the worst team at the Euros but it turns out they own.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ewar Woowar posted:

I thought Hungry were the worst team at the Euros but it turns out they own.

They were the Hungariest...for goals

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