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...but not much else. In fact our side has only managed the feat once so far with one additional showing granted out of politeness by UEFA for co-hosting the tournament. Both times we had better things to do than flaunting our footy prowess right as the group stage came to a close. I honestly know poo poo all about our team. A sentiment which you should all share. Recently there were two friendlies which didn't inspire optimism. I guess we drew 0:0 against Lithuania (?). How it got to this point: Something like this happened. We won against Germany and the rest is typical terrible play.  Our proud national team!  what we do best The men between the posts: Wojciech Chezny (AS Roma) - I know that he once broke both arms while trying to move the goal posts. I hope he's ok now. We all do. Artur Boruc (AFC Bournemouth) - McDonalds spokesperson for Poland - judging by his ample belly and by the fact that they pay him. Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea City) - I got nothing D-FENS (If none of these people ring a bell now, just wait till they comically fail on the pitch as is the Polish tradition) Michal Pazdan (Mackintosh's avatar) Artur Jedrzejczyk (same) Thiago Cionek (US Palermo) - born and bred in the far away land of Brasil! A far descendant of a Polish immigrant forced to drop the -cki from his surname at the border. Jakub Wawrzyniak (Lechia Gdansk) Kamil Glik (Torino FC) Bartosz Salamon (Cagliari Calcio) Lukasz Piszczek (Borussia Dortmund) - he plays for the other German club Support (If I write nothing next to most names it's not because I expect you to know these famous international stars) Krzysztof Maczynski (Wisla Krakow) - brought into the team for sheer tongue twister potential Tomasz Jodlowiec (Legia Warszawa) Karol Linetty (Lech Poznan) - this one is from France, I think. No doubt will face accusations of playing for the home team when we face them in the final. E: Whoops! Turns out I confused him with a mixture of Laurent Koscielny and Ludovic Obraniak! His surname looks no good though so when we end up playing against France, someone will no doubt speak his mind after the inevitable own goal. Grzegorz Krychowiak (Sevilla FC) Kamil Grosicki (Stade Rennes) Jakub Blaszczykowski (ACF Fiorentina) Slawomir Peszko (Lechia Gdansk) Piotr Zieliniski (Empoli FC) Bartosz Kapustka (Cracovia) Filip Starzynski (Zaglebie Lublin) Attack: Arkadiusz Milik (Ajax Amsterdam) Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich) - wow he's from Poland!? Mariusz Stepinski (Ruch Chorzow) - honest to god, first time I see the name. Coach: IVECO, driven by Adam Nawalka since 2013 What is at stake for the Polish Eagles? We are hoping to exit group C and into the further stages, which as said will be a new experience for our country, after the following matches: Poland v. Northern Ireland - June 12 Germany v. Poland (hey we beat them... once!) - June 16 Ukraine v. Poland (a match to settle all scores from 2012) - June 21 
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everything i know about poland i learned from season 2 of the wire so i assume everyone on the team is obsessed with stained glass windows in churches and also organized crime
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Jun 9, 2016 18:29
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This is true on both counts.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:37
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season 2 was the best season. if you dont agree you are a reverse racist. also Poland will get to the quarter finals.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:40
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Krychowiak is really good
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Jun 9, 2016 18:42
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Great op and I loved the coach joke
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Jun 9, 2016 18:47
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MoPZiG posted:season 2 was the best season. if you dont agree you are a reverse racist. MoPZiG posted:also Poland will get to the quarter finals.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:53
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quote:Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea City) - I got nothing When Swansea win his neighbour leaves him a box of a dozen eggs to come home to. He's a nice lad and far less nervous now he's moved out of the big city.
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I expect mackintosh to write a long essay on why Lewa is a fraud at least twice this tournament.
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Troy Queef posted:I expect mackintosh to write a long essay on why Lewa is a fraud at least twice this tournament. well I expect mackintosh to be wrong at least thrice this tournament (he gets one strike auto for Legia DNA)
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Troy Queef posted:I expect mackintosh to write a long essay on why Lewa is a fraud at least twice this tournament. Make that twice per half of each of Poland's matches Dunban fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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Jun 9, 2016 22:19
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Dunban posted:Make that twice per half of each of Poland's matches dex_sda fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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sassassin posted:When Swansea win his neighbour leaves him a box of a dozen eggs to come home to. He's a nice lad and far less nervous now he's moved out of the big city. wow, if they egg his house when they WIN then.. 
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Jun 10, 2016 08:24
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I drew Poland in the work sweepstake, sso please finish at least 4th so I win a fiver. Thanks
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Jun 10, 2016 13:45
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Poland aren't the only team in their group that need a Piszczek
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Jun 10, 2016 17:30
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Definitely keeping an eye on this thread for future mackintosh meltdowns.
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Jun 10, 2016 17:43
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We're poo poo and going home after three games. This thread is bad, I disavow of its existence. Gas it, ban OP. Jebać, jebać PZPN!
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I believe.
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The Big Taff Man posted:I drew Poland in the work sweepstake, sso please finish at least 4th so I win a fiver. Thanks We will finish fourth. In our group.
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Jun 11, 2016 22:52
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mackintosh posted:We will finish fourth. In our group. Because you'll be totally helpless against Known Good Team Northern Ireland?
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Jun 11, 2016 22:53
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uhh listen known wasteman and piece of overrated human garbage Robert Lewandowski is gonna miss all the goals again and at long last Mackintosh will be vindicated.
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Semi-relevant. I have no idea if these are actually Polish and N.Irish fans, but this is what the caption says. https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/741747469143441408
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Jun 11, 2016 23:03
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Definitely Northern Ireland fans, not seeing any Polish ones there though. Besides, our ultras have been boycotting the national team for years, I doubt anyone worth fighting would be in France.
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Jun 11, 2016 23:15
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Alexeythegreat posted:Semi-relevant. too many british teams
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mackintosh posted:Definitely Northern Ireland fans, not seeing any Polish ones there though. Besides, our ultras have been boycotting the national team for years, I doubt anyone worth fighting would be in France. Boycotting? That's news for me. What's the reason?
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Alexeythegreat posted:Boycotting? That's news for me. What's the reason? Not sure tbh. It started with them boycotting the FA and "their" national team. Now it's mostly because they loathe regular fans and don't want to mingle with them. Personally, I prefer to believe they can't afford tickets.
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mackintosh posted:Not sure tbh. It started with them boycotting the FA and "their" national team. Now it's mostly because they loathe regular fans and don't want to mingle with them. Personally, I prefer to believe they can't afford tickets. Did you guys nationalize a black guy or something
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Gigi Galli posted:Did you guys nationalize a black guy or something Olisadebe was a decade ago
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What about Roger
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Time for the journey to the finals to being  I believe.
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Turns out it was big bad French meanies that beat up both Polish and Northern Irish fans yesterday. And they call this town Nice!
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Szczesny got kicked too hard in the thigh when selflessly saving us from the embarrassment of Pazdan and now he might not be able to take the blame for the next match!
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Jun 13, 2016 21:48
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We actually played a fully decent game against Germany today, if boring. Mackintosh will disagree but that's the fail legia DNA talking
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Jun 16, 2016 23:14
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I disagree, it was a deplorable poo poo show that we should have won, alas, with so many volksdeutsches in this team, it could never have panned out any other way.
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Jun 16, 2016 23:17
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What did I tell you
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dex_sda posted:What did I tell you Do you deny Glik, Milik, Blaszczykowski, Piszczek and Jodlowiec are Schlesien and Goralenvolk? And don't even get me started on the gastarbeiter.
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Milik's first name starts with an A and his last name only has one letter fewer than Hitler's. This can't be a coincidence!
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Jun 16, 2016 23:47
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After tonight's performance, Milik would have been sent to the Eastern Front.
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*watches his national team play like equals against the reigning world champions, in a game that the national team could have won if not for a little bit of bad luck and a poor performance from one solitary player - probably the most encouraging performance in decades* I can't plastic a different team? why has god cursed me???
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mackintosh posted:After tonight's performance, Milik would have been sent to the Eastern Front. he already has been, he's playing for Poland idiot.
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