Iota is a very classy way of saying bit, one of the basic computer words.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Iota is a very classy way of saying bit, one of the basic computer words.

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

one of the best ways to show you're smart is to use cool words to make a point, like this doesn't matter one iota or my new telephone has a 64 iota processor either one is a good way of subtly showing off that yeah, you know some pretty cool words

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Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

the i in iPhone stands for iota

# ? Jun 10, 2016 19:12

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

input output telephone apparatus

# ? Jun 10, 2016 19:13

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

why iota

# ? Jun 10, 2016 21:02

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

byte butt

# ? Jun 10, 2016 21:08

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Squeezy Farm posted:

the i in iPhone stands for iota

hmm, iphone, iotaphone...

well, i hate to admit it folks, but it looks like this checks out

# ? Jun 10, 2016 22:21

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

To the OP:

Nah

# ? Jun 10, 2016 22:35

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

iotacoin anyone?

didn't think so.

# ? Jun 10, 2016 22:44

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

akadajet posted:

iotacoin anyone?

didn't think so.

nice troll attempt but coin is not a sophisticated enough word to pair with iota

iotatoken.com

# ? Jun 10, 2016 23:16

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

this thread is all Greek to me

# ? Jun 11, 2016 12:25

Sauer: Sep 13, 2005; Socialize Everything!

iota is for converting whole integers to strings, not single bits. i guess it could convert 0 or 1

# ? Jun 11, 2016 17:22

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

sounds lame

# ? Jun 11, 2016 17:31

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

why iota

im dying

# ? Jun 12, 2016 01:33

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

i prefer nat

# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:05

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

Breakfast All Day posted:

i prefer nat

I would prefer NAT too.
-Bartleby the Coder

# ? Jun 12, 2016 20:28

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

the scintilla atom is the smallest measurable quantity of computer. you gotta modulate the scintillas, and it gets translated to iotas. pretty crazy stuff

# ? Jun 13, 2016 01:10

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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OldAlias posted:

the scintilla atom is the smallest measurable quantity of computer. you gotta modulate the scintillas, and it gets translated to iotas. pretty crazy stuff

how about no

# ? Jun 13, 2016 02:09

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Captain Foo posted:

this thread is all Greek to me

# ? Jun 13, 2016 10:02

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

thread is about computers. good thread. voted 5

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comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

kibioctet

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