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just conned this idiot to buy all my furniture! hellllllo you can just sleep and sit on the floor moron!!! more to come
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why even have a house? under the overpass is free!
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when u finish a beer immediately open a new one
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Iron Prince posted:why even have a house? under the overpass is free! This guy has read my book!!!
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Life hack: dumpster your neighbors car for loose change, radio and/or Wallet and purses!!!'
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in a similar vein: most houses are unoccupied from 9-5!
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Lifehack: Befriend a lonely old person, steal everything of value once they let you into their home.
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Chinatown posted:when u finish a beer immediately open a new one Life hack rich people always have a fridge in their garage full of trash beers!!!
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OctoberBlues posted:Lifehack: Befriend a lonely old person, steal everything of value once they let you into their home. Iron Prince posted:in a similar vein: most houses are unoccupied from 9-5! Yes remember life hack: wallet trash is very prized trash
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life hack: you can actually buy drugs with laundry soap! grab that while you're in the garage too.
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Jun 11, 2016 05:08
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Life hack for free food!!!! When the waiter brings the bill say "no thanks" and walk out!!!
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Lifehack: Make friends with the crows, they are very intelligent, and you can turn them against people. Nothing annoys an enemy more than being gangstalked by crows.
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cut off your own hands at work and get workers comp. this life hack is not for the faint of heart
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A lot of good life hacks in this thread here another : Instead of paying bills, dont! You'll save thousands!
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Life hack: if it's nippy out put your hands up your rear end notoriously the hottest part of the human body (mine at least) and you will warm the rest of you up.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Life hack rich people always have a fridge in their garage full of trash beers!!! yeah....I know. 
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SqueePower posted:Life hack: if it's nippy out put your hands up your rear end notoriously the hottest part of the human body (mine at least) and you will warm the rest of you up.  Life hack! Borrow money from friends and relatives they'll be too polite to ask for it back!!!!!
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Lifehack: Go to somewhere with security cameras, find someone who looks rich and say threatening things to them until they physically assault you in front of the camera. Sue them and take home thousands!
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Jun 11, 2016 05:12
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Just jack off. Is cheaper than having a girlfriend or wife
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Life hack! Always be the last in line in open casket funerals!!! Where she'll be going grand pa won't need that Rolex!!!!!!
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take out a life insurance policy on your significant other without telling them, then smash their brains in with a hammer! life hacked!
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Life pro tip: if you live with someone else, do chores like dishes on days when you are off work and always do the dishes before your roommate gets home, because it's the nice thing to do, Aaron. I worked a long shift and I don't like coming home to a sink full of dishes, Aaron.
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increase the size of your penis by watching pornography
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SqueePower posted:Life pro tip: if you live with someone else, do chores like dishes on days when you are off work and always do the dishes before your roommate gets home, because it's the nice thing to do, Aaron. I worked a long shift and I don't like coming home to a sink full of dishes, Aaron. life hack: when your garbage person roommate doesnt do his share of the chores, gouge his eyes out
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Iron Prince posted:Just jack off. Is cheaper than having a girlfriend or wife hly poo poo!!!
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Life hack!! You are not legally obligated to care about anyone besides yourself!!!!SqueePower posted:Life pro tip: if you live with someone else, do chores like dishes on days when you are off work and always do the dishes before your roommate gets home, because it's the nice thing to do, Aaron. I worked a long shift and I don't like coming home to a sink full of dishes, Aaron.
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Life hack! Sell terrible ideas as life hacks on special websites and make millions! If they sue you, sue back for degradation of character and make more!
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Jun 11, 2016 05:15
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drink are free at a casino
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Life hack!!!! Hard to dirty up dishes when we only have one Aaron!!!!!
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Jun 11, 2016 05:16
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If you piss and poo poo in a five gallon bucket you can use it to fertilize and also save water. (Keep the bucket hidden in your neighbors bushes (def under a window maybe)).
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You can treat life like a popular RPG (role-playing game) computer video game! To activate the "cheat code" to skip ahead to the ending credits, simply shoot yourself in the head with a gun!
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Life hack: Yell "fire" in a crowded theater - the result will be even more entertaining than the movie that you didn't pay for because you lifehacked your way in by cupping the ticket taker's balls and threatening to squeeze!
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Life pro tip: if you use any of your roommates stuff always put it back where you found it. Your roommate isn't a mind reader Aaron and I have no idea why the clicker for the TV was in the bathroom and I don't wanna know! Besides you have your own TV, why do you keep using mine when I'm at work?
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Chief McHeath posted:If you piss and poo poo in a five gallon bucket you can use it to fertilize and also save water. NOT TRUE YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOU HAVE A MEAT FREE DIET AND EVEN THEN ITS BETTER TO HAVE A CARP POOL AND USE THE FISH FOR FERTILIZER TO GROW YOUR VEGETABLES WHICH YOU EAT AND poo poo INTO THE CARP POOL WHICH YOU KILL FOR FERTILIZER!!! Life hack!!!
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Life hack: you can use a butcher's cleaver to hack the life giving sinews in your roommates arms if living with him becomes intolerable. Now I am chilling out Aaron. Now it's not a big deal.
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Life hack! Copper is very valuable and your house has a poo poo ton! Get the hammer going!!!!'nnm !!!
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You see a hot water heater I see a suitcase of bud light and a carton of smokes!!!! Life hackkkkkk
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Lifehack: if you hear someone outside screaming in a loud and frantic manner (as I just did), do not call the police, it will be a hassle for you, and besides, someone else will probably do it anyway.
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Life hack!!!! Ask people for spare change!!!! With no pay phonesnthose quarters are practically worthless!'m
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sometimes you can find butts with just a littttttle bit left to smoke in public ashtrays
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