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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
A lot of good stuff guys really sticking it to the man which reminds me

Life hack! Lie to police officers about abuse to get a free ride cross town!!!!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack!'n they have to feed you in jail!!!!!!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
city buses don't check to see if you have a ticket when you have a knife!

FireWhizzle
Apr 2, 2009

a neckbeard elemental
Grimey Drawer
do 10 knee raises each side before you poop and it will make everything go smoother

or not but at least you did some exercise you cheeto inhaling goon

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

FireWhizzle posted:

do 10 knee raises each side before you poop and it will make everything go smoother

or not but at least you did some exercise you cheeto inhaling goon

Uh hm. :chloe:


Life hack! You can always live with your parents!'nnnn!!!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack!!! Live in a vending machine it's free!!!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Sit on your bathroom floor and your toilet lid doubles as a TV tray.

When you are full, open the lid to dispose of leftovers.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
if you're creative and you kill yourself either things will be better or you'll be pleasantly surprised

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack!!!!!!! Wave on a car at stop sign then walk infront of them!'nnnn!!! Fat cash

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Life hack!!! Know who's truly in your heart before this happens to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uniw83UTIYs








free DGSW

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jun 11, 2016

hold hands at the park
Apr 12, 2008
LIFE HACK: Toilet paper is expensive and sometimes uncomfortable, causing chafing. Do like the pioneers and rinse off in a creek or if that's not available a garden hose works too.

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

LIFE HACK: There's food in dumpsters that idiots already paid for and you can eat it for free.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hellllllo you can just sleep and sit on the floor moron!!!


for your health

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
be gay! dudes are always """dtf"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Life hack, put butter on a toasted English muffin then throw it in the trash because your fat. Fat fat fat you're a big fat fatty tub of lard who deserves to eat hell.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Just woke up going to sleep again it's called time traveling!!' Don't like where you are atm????! Just sleep until it's not there anymore


loving life hack!!!!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Life hack: get a ranch with thousands of lovable capybaras and just let them roam free

hold hands at the park
Apr 12, 2008
Washing dishes is a waste of time and energy. You can reuse the same plate or bowl, it's just gonna have more food on it anyway.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack! Stray cats are free meat!!!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fill up a cart with food at a store and just push it into the parking lot, no one will notice or care!!!!

LIFE?! HACKED!

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Lifehack: Don't go above and beyond at work unless the bosses are aware of it, hard work is wasted if no one who can give you a raise knows about it!!!!!! Sculpt your entire day to maximize the appearance of competence and dedication while minimizing actual work accomplished!!

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
When buying bulk foods at the U Scan, any food can be rolled oats!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack! Construction companies just leave their poo poo laying around after work!!!!!!!

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Lie about being in opening bands to get into shows for free, then rob the touring bands merch table

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Shoe laces becomeing untied?? Get vengefully murdered by a scorned lover and become a ghost!

TheGhostofTomJoad
Nov 4, 2015

by zen death robot
You can drink diet A & W root beer and it tastes exactly like the regular A & W Root beer, only with 100% less sugar :)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
life hack!!!!!!!!!!!dont sleep you'll never age if you watch yourself in the mirror 24/7

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Thirsty? Piss in your own mouth. Never be thirsty again! Piss in my mouth too though.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Lifehack: kill yourself and save a bundle on groceries

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

tired of taking out the trash? flush it down the toilet!

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Hack your life! Cut off all your fingers boom no more painful hangnails

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
There are two types of people in this world. Those that hack life and those that get hacked and suffer and die because of it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Life hack!!!!! GO TO a bar late at night ask a drunk woman to borrow her phone, RUN. free phone!!!

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Wear someone else's underwear and you can just poo poo yourself guilt free

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