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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lifehack: Befriend a lonely old person, steal everything of value once they let you into their home.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lifehack: Make friends with the crows, they are very intelligent, and you can turn them against people. Nothing annoys an enemy more than being gangstalked by crows.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lifehack: Go to somewhere with security cameras, find someone who looks rich and say threatening things to them until they physically assault you in front of the camera. Sue them and take home thousands!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Life hack: Yell "fire" in a crowded theater - the result will be even more entertaining than the movie that you didn't pay for because you lifehacked your way in by cupping the ticket taker's balls and threatening to squeeze!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lifehack: if you hear someone outside screaming in a loud and frantic manner (as I just did), do not call the police, it will be a hassle for you, and besides, someone else will probably do it anyway.

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