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class action property dispute: the residents of Minister Creek vs. the Beaver Family, day after day of tearjerking testimony about flooded burrows, felled trees-of-residence "I thought people liked flooded homes  " - Mr Beaver
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Jun 11, 2016 16:16
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*bangs gavel* Peter and Jennifer Rabbit, you WILL stop loving in my court or I will hold you in contempt!
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Jun 11, 2016 16:24
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*the courtroom falls into a hush as the shrike is led in strapped to a cart like hannibal lecter guarded by two blue jays, mrs. chickadee begins to chirp nervously from the stand*
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Jun 11, 2016 16:26
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Luvcow posted:*the courtroom falls into a hush as the shrike is led in strapped to a cart like hannibal lecter guarded by two blue jays, mrs. chickadee begins to chirp nervously from the stand*
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Jun 11, 2016 16:31
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elephant files a restraining order on mouse
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Jun 11, 2016 18:21
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Bailiff: Please raise your right wing. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Mr. Mockingbird: Please raise your right wing. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Bailiff: Please answer the question. Mr. Mockingbird: Please answer the question. Judge: Mr. Mockingbird, do I have to hold you in contempt? Mr. Mockingbird: Mr. Mockingbird, do I have to hold you in contempt? Judge: Mimids... |
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Jun 11, 2016 18:23
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A bumblebee is on trial for a stinging he did not commit. "I guess we all look the same to you, huh  "
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Jun 11, 2016 18:43
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blue jays are actually incredibly nasty birds too. the system is rigged 
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Jun 11, 2016 19:06
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R3M posted:blue jays are actually incredibly nasty birds too. the system is rigged *gets harassed by several blue jays on his way home, finds his nest destroyed and eggs gone*
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Jun 11, 2016 19:28
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*courtroom doors open and the defendant, mr. bear is ushered in, his fur matted with honey and his nose riddled with swollen stinger wounds, a low buzz rises from the bees at the defendant's table* beaver lawyer: your honor mr. bear would like to plead not guilty *courtroom erupts in snickers and loud buzzing* *honey badger judge pounds his gavel* ORDER IN THE COURT! mr. bear is innocent until proven guilty
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Jun 11, 2016 19:36
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"Mr. Crow is this in fact the man who harassed you and your murder?" *caws affirmatively*
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Jun 11, 2016 20:46
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im a courtier from lion court trying hard to fit in in stag court - but my dad the lion has sent my gazelle ex-boyfriend to bring me home to africa. runtime 92 minutes, features adult situations and mild kissing |
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Jun 11, 2016 22:37
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the stag king is a cheap henry VIII pastiche who mystifyingly chows down on turkey legs because theyre too committed to the gimmick. not animated, cheap CGI |
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Jun 11, 2016 22:38
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Android Blues posted:the stag king is a cheap henry VIII pastiche who mystifyingly chows down on turkey legs because theyre too committed to the gimmick. not animated, cheap CGI i'd watch if they glued antlers to an actors head
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Jun 11, 2016 22:40
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December Octopodes posted:i'd watch if they glued antlers to an actors head antlers, CGI for the fur on the face, and some of the courtiers are puppets. its a real clusterfuck and will quickly attain cult classic status. within two weeks of release people start drawing shipping art of the gazelle ex-boyfriend with the king |
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Jun 11, 2016 22:41
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Judge: "I've read your complaint and you've all been sworn in, please note we take these charges very seriously. The defendant has been charged with "reckless cuteness", causing spontaneous awe in random passers-by, and at least one person has passed out diabaetic shock from hyper-increased blood glucose levels. How do you plead?" Sugar Glider: *eats a small piece of fruit daintily* Courtroom: **swoon** Plaintiff: See! That's What I'm talking about! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 11, 2016 22:52
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Jun 12, 2016 00:07
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"...just one more 'woof!' and the K-9 Unit would be unionized. Dental care for the puppies, free vaccinations (hahaha!) veterenarians would do house calls AND free vaccinations (aHAHAHAHahaahAH!)"
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Jun 12, 2016 00:23
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the woof? you can't handle the woof!
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Jun 12, 2016 00:34
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December Octopodes posted:the woof? |
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Jun 12, 2016 00:35
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“do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” *the dik-dik wheezes heavily as he makes his oath*
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Jun 12, 2016 01:37
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how do you plea? good dog or bad dog, BAD DOG! Objection, He's badgering the witness. Overruled, he is a badger.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:53
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December Octopodes posted:how do you plea? good dog or bad dog, BAD DOG!
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Jun 12, 2016 03:43
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attorney: i'd like to call elephant to the stand elephant: attorney: where where you at 7:40 PM on night of February 7th? elephant: uh... attorney: cut the bullshit
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Jun 12, 2016 03:58
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mrs. magpie, you are arraigned on ten charges of stealing shiny things and one charge of stealing a thing not shiny enough for base level magpie theft permissibility regulations. how do you plead |
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Jun 12, 2016 04:23
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*cuckoo weeping uglily in the defendant's stand as the biological mother of its children squawks her testimony* |
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Jun 12, 2016 04:24
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mr. jackdaw, it is supposed that you harassed and bothered the doves roosting at the old castle, haranguing them until they had no option but to debark towards the sea jackdaw: all i did was settle on a crumbling pillar and squawk ominously. this is just another case of white flight judge: the sea HAS been becoming a surprisingly desirable roosting location lately other bird: it is displacing local cormorants |
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Jun 12, 2016 04:29
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Kangaroo judge: Just because this court is staffed by kangaroos does not mean that our rulings are somehow unjust or unethical, and we highly resent that implication. |
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Jun 12, 2016 06:15
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I Dunno posted:Kangaroo judge: Just because this court is staffed by kangaroos does not mean that our rulings are somehow unjust or unethical, and we highly resent that implication. "hey look a car!" judge and most of the chamber immediately jump out to leap in front of it
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Jun 12, 2016 06:22
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HighwireAct posted:attorney: i'd like to call elephant to the stand
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Jun 12, 2016 09:42
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bailiff: all rise everybody: *rises* bailiff: good boys, good girls. |
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Jun 12, 2016 11:54
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The cat was released from prison after 6 years of hard time for cradle robbing. they still never found out where the silver spoon came from ---------------- |
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Jun 12, 2016 13:22
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Judge: Has the jury reached a decision? Foreman: Yes your honor, we find the defendant guilty of arson! Judge: Very well, the State has no choice but to sentence you to 5 years in a Federal pound-me-in-th... Fire Ant: You DO realize I only have a lifespan of 30-60 days, right? This is a life sentence and you know it! Court room: Murmur! MURMUR! Judge: Order! Order! poo poo, odor too- bailiff, get those skunks out of here! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 12, 2016 15:33
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*wanders into court already in session* Is this where I sign up for jury duty? |
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Jun 12, 2016 20:46
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As a free goat on the land I had every right to eat those flowers. |
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Jun 12, 2016 21:17
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judge: does the defendant's attorney have anything to say? *long pause* judge: well? sloth's assistant: the defense rests, your honor
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Jun 13, 2016 00:21
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"the jury will now begin their deliberations." 12 tortoises imperceptibly start moving from their seats. |
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Jun 13, 2016 00:39
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HighwireAct posted:judge: does the defendant's attorney have anything to say? GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"the jury will now begin their deliberations."
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the cicada jury has been deliberating for 16 years 364 days but we are confident they will come to a decision soon |
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