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google THIS posted:the cicada jury has been deliberating for 16 years 364 days but we are confident they will come to a decision soon THE JURY HAS DECIDED THAT WHAT? I SAID THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT CAN'T HEAR YOU?? |
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Jun 13, 2016 02:30
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have all the law terms named after animals been used up yet |
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Jun 13, 2016 09:57
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I have a surprise witness the bee from bee movie |
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Jun 13, 2016 11:36
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dog lawyer: I do all my work pro bono dog lawyer friend: wow, that's nice of you to help so many out for free! dog lawyer: uh what? |
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Jun 13, 2016 13:45
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Anoia posted:I have a surprise witness this court does not support beestiality
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Jun 13, 2016 13:46
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social vegan posted:dog lawyer: I do all my work pro bono |
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Jun 13, 2016 14:04
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December Octopodes posted:this court does not support beestiality he was just eaten by the bird bailiff anyway |
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Jun 13, 2016 14:50
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Judge: Sparky, you have been found guilty of peeing on the new rug. You are sentenced to twenty minutes on your bed and you will be deliberately ignored for such time. May doG have mercy on your soul. Sparky: *lowers head but maintains eye contact with judge, whimpers* Judge: aww, but I have to buddy |
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Jun 13, 2016 19:12
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I Was The Fury posted:Judge: Sparky, you have been found guilty of peeing on the new rug. You are sentenced to twenty minutes on your bed and you will be deliberately ignored for such time. May doG have mercy on your soul.
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Jun 14, 2016 00:47
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blowfish arguing incident was self-defense, citing expand-your-ground law |
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crusader_complex posted:blowfish arguing incident was self-defense, citing expand-your-ground law
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Jun 16, 2016 11:41
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dr. moocow was led to the stand, where he explained how the pigs could not possibly have expected their houses to be blown down. the pigs are looking to file a big bad wolf insurance claim of 3 bails of straw, no less than 40 baobab sticks, and emotional damages |
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Jun 16, 2016 18:56
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a snail arguing that he cannot be evicted from his home because that will literally kill him
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Jun 16, 2016 19:08
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December Octopodes posted:how do you plea? good dog or bad dog, BAD DOG!
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Jun 16, 2016 19:17
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Judge: Council, another outburst like that from you and I'll hold you in contempt! Hyena: My client HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH my client says he aHAHAHAHAHa Bailiff: Just give the word, your Honor... Hyena: My client says he aHAHAHAHAa HE DID IT ON PORPOISE AHAHAHAHA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2016 20:07
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"local mollusk to settle case in small clams court"
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Jun 16, 2016 20:30
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HighwireAct posted:"local mollusk to settle case in small clams court"
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Jun 16, 2016 22:01
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HighwireAct posted:"local mollusk to settle case in small clams court"
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Jun 16, 2016 22:10
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HighwireAct posted:"local mollusk to settle case in small clams court" |
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Jun 16, 2016 22:11
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The black sheep is filing a complaint with the labor board. How can he be expected to produce an entire bag of wool for the little boy who lives down the lane when he's already expected to produce two full bags for other clients? None of the white sheep are expected to handle this kind of workload. |
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Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendant claims to be innocent of trash digging, but if you just look at him you can tell that he's lying to you! He thinks a wag of the tail and a wide puppy smile will clear your mind of his wrongdoings but I am telling you not to let him insult your intelligence that way Dogfendant: 
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