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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Maoist Pussy posted:

A Comprehensive List of Reasons to Allow Degenerate D&D Posters to Eat Each Other's Buttholes

It temporarily prevents them from speaking

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

LGD posted:

It temporarily prevents them from speaking

Yet amazingly poo poo continues to spray everywhere.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

LGD posted:

they're p. rad

they're not a real category of thing

they're used in an incredibly tiny percentage of gun crime

there's no evidence that they result in EXTRA DEADLY mass shootings vs. say regular handguns






but most importantly- gently caress you

Lol i bet this dude buys/uses only pistols in cs and gets stomped, goddamn noob

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Free Cheese posted:

Lol i bet this dude buys/uses only pistols in cs and gets stomped, goddamn noob

guns for show, knives for a pro



my CS heyday was prior to v1.0

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A Comprehensive List of Reasons to Allow Men to Have Penises

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
more like a comprehensive list of reasons to allow the op to continue posting :rowdytrout:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
A comprehensive list of reasons to hail Satan


He gets the job done

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A Comprehensive List of Reasons to Allow Women the Vote

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

genuinely thought the OP would be a list of the dead from the orlando shooting

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

revmoo posted:

3. IED bombs are just as, if not more effective than murdering large groups of people than with rifles.

While this is true shooting a gun is a bit less involved than building a bomb

Also guns are American and IEDs are used by the evil browns so why would a good god loving American terrorist PATRIOT ever stoop to bombs

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Banning guns like France does would stop all the disco massacres oh wait

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LGD posted:

It temporarily prevents them from speaking

well, im convinced

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Banning guns like France does would stop all the disco massacres oh wait

8 disco massacres already this week, good work frenchies!

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



"assault weapons"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Maoist Pussy posted:

Banning guns like France does would stop all the disco massacres oh wait

Too bad Orlando didn't have a good guy with a gun. Oh wait.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

the government should not have a monopoly on force, op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

GastonEatTheEggs posted:

the government should not have a monopoly on force, op

the government has a monopoly on force but has seen fit to leave some of it to individual citizens

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
A Comprehensive List of Reasons to Allow Islam

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

GastonEatTheEggs posted:

the government should not have a monopoly on force, op

Yeah why can't I have a tank Obama?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
The cool thing about freedom is that you don't need a reason to do or to own something.

Zombie Boat posted:

Yeah why can't I have a tank Obama?

You can though?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Powercrazy posted:

The cool thing about freedom is that you don't need a reason to do or to own something.


You can though?

um my fee fee's get hurt so we need to regulate speech, freedom hurts people :*(

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Powercrazy posted:

The cool thing about freedom is that you don't need a reason to do or to own something.


You can though?

you can but i don't think you can have functioning shells without paying out the rear end for some old rear end nfa bullshit and that takes out all the fun

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

GastonEatTheEggs posted:

the government should not have a monopoly on force, op

Brb going to go take out a predator drone with the old .22!

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

Brb going to go take out a predator drone with the old .22!

That's why you'd use something like a .50 BMG, or even 40mm AAA.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

Brb going to go take out a predator drone with the old .22!

yeah you go to the trailer and jimmy the lock first

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
bump firing is fun

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
"Today, as Commander in Chief, I am ordering the Army to seize all private guns from American citizens."

*draws entire volunteer army from American citizens who like to own private guns*

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


a retard posted:

you can but i don't think you can have functioning shells without paying out the rear end for some old rear end nfa bullshit and that takes out all the fun

you can make your own 105mm rounds and fire them and when the cops come knocking just plea ignorance/it was a natural gas explosion

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
  1. SHALL
  2. NOT
  3. BE
  4. INFRINGED

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
If I had to rob a bank w/ a pistol I'd feel really self-conscious about it and probably lash out. Bad for everyone.

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed
How else am I supposed to commit suicide?

edit: Honestly. I'm taking suggestions

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
lol if you think you need a semi auto anything, much less full auto

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Dreddout posted:

Brb going to go take out a predator drone with the old .22!

Guerrilla war isn't about winning. It's about making the conflict untenable. Making them bleed as much as possible, making the citizens of their country demand an end to the conflict, etc.

Just sayin'. Obv you aren't taking a drone out with small arms but that's not really the point.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
When a person wants to end their life but has medicine allergies and doesn't like the taste of antifreeze

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Ork of Fiction posted:

If I had to rob a bank w/ a pistol I'd feel really self-conscious about it and probably lash out. Bad for everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
only inbred retards bother owning assault weapons. their dumb collection will never be used because if the gubmint ever really does come after them it will be while they are out of their feces-encrusted bunkers.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Serious Frolicking posted:

only inbred retards bother owning assault weapons. their dumb collection will never be used because if the gubmint ever really does come after them it will be while they are out of their feces-encrusted bunkers.

See: The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Wouldn't it be ironic of the country goes to civil war over whether or not to have guns, with everyone fighting it with guns?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
America will ban guns right around the time it bans abortion, ie never.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

interwhat posted:

Wouldn't it be ironic of the country goes to civil war over whether or not to have guns, with everyone fighting it with guns?

Which side you think wins?

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