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its fun to just keep them on the line forever and act like an idiot today some indian guy calls me and say he is "from windows" and needs me to crack open the ol' computer and tell him what i see and i told him i saw a duck
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robots have no feelings they cannot be hosed with
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:40 |
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I am a cold call scammer. U are loving with me
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:41 |
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You're either still using a landline, or your cell number has been compromised by shady people. Probably because you've already been scammed it didn't know it. ing at you either way.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:42 |
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I like to do a nondescript general foreigner guy accent and roll all my Rs so they don't know if I'm very smart or very stupid.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:43 |
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definitely OP but also anyone who calls me ever i hate people holy poo poo!!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:44 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You're either still using a landline, or your cell number has been compromised by shady people. Probably because you've already been scammed it didn't know it. landline brah
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:45 |
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Chinatown posted:definitely OP but also anyone who calls me ever i hate people holy poo poo!!!! Same... I get legit mad when people call. Just text me FUCKER
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:08 |
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im gaye posted:landline brah Why do you have a landline grandpa?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:11 |
Why do you even pick up?
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:11 |
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throw your phone off a cliff or high bridge problem solved
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:11 |
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I don't answer the phone if I don't recognize the number. Even if I recognize it its still 50/50 whether I pick it up. I usually don't even listen to voicemail either. My posts here are actually the farthest I go in terms of human interaction tbqh
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:12 |
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i make so many joke of them OP! they sorry they called me im through with them that for sure! ke ke ke ke
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Kuato posted:I don't answer the phone if I don't recognize the number. Even if I recognize it its still 50/50 whether I pick it up. I usually don't even listen to voicemail either. Yeah I figure if you aren't texting me it probably isn't that important and/or you don't actually know me.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:15 |
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Everyone thinks they're going to be the next big thing like 419 eater or whatever but you're really just wasting your time. Every funny thing you could do to mess with them has been done to death already.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:17 |
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I just call them a oval office and tell them I hope their children starve to death and hang up.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:20 |
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I would but I never have any good insults or funny fake situations to make up in the moment when they call so I just hang up
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:23 |
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Roylicious posted:Why do you even pick up? Seriously.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:25 |
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I'm employed now, those people never call at night.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:26 |
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I'm not very imaginative so I just tell them the person they are looking for isn't in at the minute. My former boss was better at this. If he got a call he would babble about random crap like the weather and gaelic football. Assuming these calls came from Indian call centers they probably knew as much about gaelic football as they did about effective sanitation.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:30 |
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I totally do and even have gotten them to stop calling me.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:31 |
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It's been a LONG time since I've been cold called. I remember towards the end they would have computers calling with "Please stay on the line for a very important call..." or some sort then a real person would pickup. So I would just keep yelling "hello? Hello? Is this thing on, can you hear me? Peter? Hello?" until they finally hung up.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:34 |
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one time I got a call from Karen Sanchez with the FBIs credit card fraud division. i played the fool and went along with it. when it came time to give her my credit card number i said "well all i have is this diners club card" then started listing off 4 digit strings of numbers until she hung up. it took a while, i had given her probably 30 numbers before she gave up
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:38 |
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I do a lot. I told a double glazing company I built my cooker out of parts of the space shuttle. I tell the 'windows' callers that I have a file I don't understand and spell it out for them to write down. usually 's.c.a.m.m.e.r.s.h.i.t.' or similar.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:38 |
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I DONT HAVE TIME ANYMORE BUT I USED TO PUT ON PORN ON IN THE BACKGROUND AND SLOWLY DIAL UP THE VOLUME DURING OUR CONVERSATIONAL INTERCOURSE
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:39 |
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generally they call during work hours, so no. in a perfect world we'd all be able to direct calls to the jolly roger bot with one button.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:40 |
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play nothing but sound files of fat guys having a hard time breathing in the background so it sounds like you are in a herd of wildebeast
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:41 |
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One day I was in a terrible mood and got a call from one of them so I responded really politely up until they asked for my debit card number for whatever so then I threatened them and their loved ones with horrible deaths until they hung up.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:43 |
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im gaye posted:its fun to just keep them on the line forever and act like an idiot hi dad
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:46 |
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some guy called me today asked if my refrigerator was running lol total scammer i told him yeah and he told me to go catch it but instead I took a nap what an idiot!
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 22:53 |
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When they ask if my business wants to be ranked higher on Google I always ask which business because I own two. They think they've hit the jack pot. The names of my businesses are always Big Black Dildos Inc and Plus Sized Thongs LLC. Weird how they don't believe me. Or I play the "well, why are you calling me if you don't even know which business you're calling about?" game until they hang up.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 23:14 |
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Look up "Hello, this is Lenny" on YouTube
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:24 |
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I make choking and gasping for air sounds.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:35 |
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Retardog posted:Look up "Hello, this is Lenny" on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcCa59p0860
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:38 |
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I see it less as an opportunity to gently caress with someone and more of an opportunity to get into graphic detail about my biological functions.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:38 |
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do you gently caress cold call scammers??
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:02 |
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my girlfriend keeps getting calls from a collection agency and it's for something from before she met me so I usually just let her ignore them but they were really getting on my.nerves one day, they had tried calling like 6 times and you can legally only call twice a day in Canada so I picked up and this guy was like is this Girlfriends Name and I was like no and he was like can I speak with her and I was like no you can gently caress off and die and he was like EXCUSE ME in the most offended tone of voice man it was classic
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:01 |
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I work nights, so these fucks bug me during the day when I'm trying to sleep. loving 5 seconds of silence when you pick up until you hear open air, so you are all "Hello? Hellooooooo?" like a dumb rear end until then. Time Warner Cable practically pleads with you to not have your landline removed from you plan.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:05 |
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Wicker Man posted:I work nights, so these fucks bug me during the day when I'm trying to sleep. loving 5 seconds of silence when you pick up until you hear open air, so you are all "Hello? Hellooooooo?" like a dumb rear end until then. Time Warner Cable practically pleads with you to not have your landline removed from you plan. I had to threaten time warner cable with a restraining order to cancel my service. Shitcunts.
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I like this method. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BCEPMGggU
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