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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
No but really look at that loving guy's 80s mom pants.

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A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i wonder if this will be the worlds fattest baby in a years time

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Please those people aren't even obese by midwest standards.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
we're going to see lots of 2 year olds dieing of congestive heart failure in the coming decades :sigh:

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

we're going to see lots of 2 year olds dieing of congestive heart failure in the coming decades :sigh:

haes

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I hope she's an anti-vaxxer so her kid dies of polio

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

her tattoos are the grossest thing about her

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
body positivity for babies

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Luxury Communism posted:

tess is irritating, body positivism is irritating. its cool to have self-confidence and everybody likes different poo poo but dont be irritating about it please.

This is the truth.

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

body positivity for babies

In a way, this too is the truth. I'm torn.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Ive had sex w someone who was of similar proportions I believe and it was gross

I couldnt put my hand anywhere without touching gross flab

i'm sorry she won't let you see your son anymore

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
how dare this shitlord pediatrician scold me for feeding my 6mo cakes and pies

#haes

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

client
Aug 19, 2010


The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
so she's like a hand/foot model then or what?

this thread is both confusing and revolting

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

client posted:

i wanted to see a baby whale not a melty fat lady. gently caress u op

:same:

would've been a good successor to the little sea world thread a while ago here

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Protagonist posted:

so she's like a hand/foot model then or what?

this thread is both confusing and revolting

she fat

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
so not a model then :confused:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Protagonist posted:

so not a model then :confused:

fat

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
The word "model" is used 5 times in the op. Model of the solar system, maybe.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

poopnanners posted:

The word "model" is used 5 times in the op. Model of the solar system, maybe.

"model" is used in this case in its other meaning "perfect example of" the woman in the OP could be described as a "model buffet destroying pigbeast"

now do you understand

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

JiveHonky posted:

"model buffet destroying pigbeast"

now do you understand

god finally don't know why that took so long to suss out

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fat is beautiful

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Why didn't she kill it instead of bringing another white male into the world?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


AugmentedVision posted:

Why didn't she kill it instead of bringing another white male into the world?

we usually hold off on the stoning until we can tell if it's cis

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I swear her leaning-toward-cute face is just an evolved fakeout, like an eye spot on a big moth. Hey, is that a motWHOAH, no, it's a big scary owl or some other poo poo, nothing to see here but three individual hot normal girls stuffed in a giant blintz. Carry on with getting bonerz everyone

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

thanks op, i just got fired from my job at the dicksucking factory because my boss couldn't tell the difference between that woman's fat rolls and her asscheeks and think i was looking at asscheeks, when i was ACTUALLY just looking at her fat rolls, and her rear end crack was bleeped out. time to live on disability for the rest of my life i guess.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i was also fired because i smoke pcp on company property and then drive around slowly in the parking lot

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Like everyone else in this thread, the idea of a woman existing on the planet earth upsets me greatly.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man I was really looking forward to seeing some baby Killer Whales :(

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

little munchkin posted:

Like everyone else in this thread, the idea of a woman existing on the planet earth upsets me greatly.

I think it's less that she's fat and a female, and more that by all accounts she's not a good person and generally is a huge pain in the rear end.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

little munchkin posted:

Like everyone else in this thread, the idea of a woman existing on the planet earth upsets me greatly.

gbs has never made fun of a fat male... it all makes sense now... holy cow i think i just got woke!

my friend, when you make posts like this please dont forget to use the hashtag

#GBShateswomen

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is this the plus sized model that got really upset with the photo editor ? I can't remember, also I drink

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Professor Shark posted:

Is this the plus sized model that got really upset with everybody?

Yes.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

gbs has never made fun of a fat male... it all makes sense now... holy cow i think i just got woke!

my friend, when you make posts like this please dont forget to use the hashtag

#GBShateswomen

me reading this post irl:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

here's a portrait someone did of me reading your post:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

me reading this post irl:



please dont dox us


#pleasedontdoxus

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvL7Lx_NORo

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder what Tess eats, maybe she eats a normal well-balanced diet?

Maybe a little more, IDK.

What do you think?

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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I wonder what Tess eats, maybe she eats a normal well-balanced diet?

Maybe a little more, IDK.

What do you think?

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

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