Insomniac thoughts, or "FUCK, now I gotta wait for the sun."

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A4 Steak Sauce

We've all experienced this at least once; You finally land into the bed after a long day. You relax, let your mind roam free as you drift off... until this fucker chimes in with some thing like, say:

:holy:

why do we make foods with bright sky blue dye in it where nothing common
In nature that is edible has that color?

And BaM! NO SLEEP TONIGHT BUCKO!

I hate these, and they always get me. So here is a thread just for them; post them here, and who knows? Maybe someone can give you that answer and help you sleep tonight.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:55

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# ? May 3, 2024 00:16

Macnult

the sun begins to rise yet your day is pretty much over.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:02

A4 Steak Sauce

Macnult posted:

the sun begins to rise yet your day is pretty much over.

You must have it SUPER bad if a statement like that keeps you up at night :v:

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:07

Macnult

it's more of a conclusion i always end up at

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:22

Macnult

what if trees have the ability to move but do so in such a slow manner that it spans over several human lifetimes?

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:24

A4 Steak Sauce

Macnult posted:

what if trees have the ability to move but do so in such a slow manner that it spans over several human lifetimes?

You know how in those diagrams that show how eyes work, how the image is flipped upside down on the back of the eye?

That means that our perception of reality is flipped, meaning when we look up at the sky, we are really just looking down into the infinite expanse below our heads

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:31

Macnult

A4 Steak Sauce posted:

You know how in those diagrams that show how eyes work, how the image is flipped upside down on the back of the eye?

That means that our perception of reality is flipped, meaning when we look up at the sky, we are really just looking down into the infinite expanse below our heads

*feeling woke, pressing the down directional key while holding left ALT*
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:34

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Is there something under my pillow making it all lumpy? ...no. But am I sure? Why is it uncomfortable? Check again... no. Stupid weird pillow. Oh is that the sun coming up?

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me: "Man I'm tired. Sure hope I can get some slee..."

Brain: **snippet of a song I haven't heard in forever**

Me: "poo poo, what was that song..."

Brain: **snippet of a song but just the middle of the refrain**

Me: "...to you... hmmm hmmm hmmm to you... gently caress, what is this song..."

Brain: **snippet of a song and almost there**

Me: Hmmm hmmm.. happy? Happy! Birthday? Happy birthda... gently caress I GOT THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG RUNNING THROUGH MY oh, wait- tomorrow's so and so's birthday!

Brain: "no respect, I tell ya!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:12

MrWillsauce

what if they find the body

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:17

its all nice on rice: Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Bob Ross is now on Netflix. His soothing tone helps you fall asleep.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:15

MrWillsauce

if bob ross met mister rogers who would like the other one more

# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:17

its all nice on rice: Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Bob would teach Rogers and his friends how to paint a happy landscape.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 19:19

Maoist Pussy: by Lowtax

Here's a little helpful tip from your forums friend Maoist Pussy:

1mg of melatonin and somewhat boring podcast jammed in one ear puts me right out! The podcast gives my brain something to do for 15 minutes while I am relaxing.

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# ? Jun 20, 2016 20:10

FluffieDuckie

I sleep in front of reruns of tv shows I've seen 10 times for the same reason. It distracts my brain from messing with me long enough to fall asleep and they're not so exciting I'm incented to stay awake to see what happens

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 20, 2016 20:17

eonwe

I do the same thing. I fall asleep to Adult Swim or Cops or Lockup

# ? Jun 20, 2016 20:22

Matoi Ryuko

Maoist Pussy posted:

Here's a little helpful tip from your forums friend Maoist Pussy:

1mg of melatonin and somewhat boring podcast jammed in one ear puts me right out! The podcast gives my brain something to do for 15 minutes while I am relaxing.

In a similar vein, I like listening to sim city 5 let's plays sometimes to help me fall asleep.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 20:28

Maoist Pussy: by Lowtax

OK, but if it were a podcast about sports or history or art or something instead of some retarded cartoon you might get something out of it also.

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# ? Jun 20, 2016 21:40

Robot Made of Meat

Maoist Pussy posted:

OK, but if it were a podcast about sports or history or art or something instead of some retarded cartoon you might get something out of it also.

If it's interesting or informative, you pay attention and stay awake.

Not unlike Fluffie, I often put on a movie I've seen many, many times when I nap. It can't be too good or too bad, or it engages me. It has to be kind of b-flat to lull me gently to sleep.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 21, 2016 00:33

joke_explainer

Good video on sleeping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHBAdShgYI

# ? Jun 21, 2016 09:03

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jun 22, 2016 06:41

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

joke_explainer posted:

Good video on sleeping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHBAdShgYI

thanks, I ended up seeing that and looking at the comments to learn about the movie the prestige. I just finished watching it so now I will (try to) sleep

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Jun 23, 2016 05:42

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# ? May 3, 2024 00:16

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gordon Lightfoot.

https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

# ? Jun 28, 2016 13:01

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